*WA'PSH*
Top o' the morning' to you laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye,
and welcome back to OMNIBUS SAVES THE WORLD!
So, the last time
I went ahead and did these two levels
but for some reason, I didn't do this one
which is.. the first one
and this is two and three
I dunno what's wrong with me! Why did I do that?
*jack reading* Yo, Omnibus!
We hate that statue in the park!
Wanna pull a prank and knock it's head off will yeh?
Jack: Okay, I can try that,
But this is gonna be difficult.
This is the level I remember from before.
Except I don't think I had to knock a head off a thing
buuut
Yanno what, this time I'm fuckin' game
This time I'm ready to go!
Where the fuck do I go-
Where's the ramp?
Where's the ramp? I'm losing speed-
Ah fuck, it's right in there, okay.
Yeh gotta be tactical about it.
You just can't be running in as Omnibus and doing shit
Without any sort of
CAUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You also can't suck a big load of dicks!
I mean, you can, if you want to, but not if you wanna
not if you wanna taste
the sweet glory of victory!!!! OMNIBUS COME BAACK
We need you! Your mission isn't over yet!
Fuck!
Fu-haha-uck
You know what, you know what
Lets just- Noooo!
Okay, okay, okay. So I gotta go-
Oh here we go! Yes! Ye-
WHAT!? AH.
It destroyed the fuckin' ramp!
OmniBus! OmniBus! OmniBus!
Okaaaaay, I know that you're powerful.
I know that you've got a lot of GUSTO in ya
But ya fuckin' calm down for a second please
Fuckin' destroying the ramp like that
Okay, lets try this again...
Lets try this again.
FUCK that guy! Yes! Mission complete!
That was way easier than I thought it was gonna be!
Haha, take that statue! Thanks OmniBus.
You see I'm here to save the day.
..fuck's sake
Okay, I ca-, I can do that better.
I can get a gold in this
Just you fuckin' wait and see
Oh you don't think can get a GOLD?!
Turn this shit around!
Right now!
It's fuckin GOLD time baby!
Watch this! Watch this!
Yeaaah you fuckin' see that!
GOOOOLD! GOOOOOOOOLD!
GOOOOOOOOOOL-
Tour de bus! Tour boss!
I'm the tour boss
OmniBus! More like OmniBoss!
*jack reading* TB: Take these folks on a tour of the four nicest spots on the island!
Just make sure one of them makes it- awh this is kinda
Aawwh this is a hard one
I remember this.
Oh fuck
'Kay can't turn super hard
Because all these guys are gonna fall.
I fuckin bringing around all these Jesus and Nazarites
Around town
Oh fuck don't hit the speedy boosty
Oh god I had no choice!
'Kay easy! Easy!
Oh fuck!
Oh fu-haha-uck! Hahahah!
RIP!!
Well.. Fuck you guys then.
You think I give two fuckin' sacks of potatoes
Okay turn easily
Turn slowly and easily! That's the key to victory!
Here we go, ooookay, okay.
Through the fuckin' fire and the flames
Oh shit
Ah shit! AH FUCK!
Ah no! Sh- HOLD ON LADS!!
Dah! Goo, goo! And there's some people still left!
Fuckin' beasts!
Yes!
I mean now you can fuckin' fall off all you want!
I don't care!
TG: Wow! What a tour, great work OmniBus!
Thank you!
*laughing*
Some of them just fell off, as soon as trouble went s- as soon as things went South!
Those guys were just like, fuck this! I'm out
Everybody else just held on, just gritted their teeth.
Clenched their butt cheeks!
*jack reading* Mafia: Hey OmniBus! I need you to break into the central bank and collect one million dollars for me and my goons.
Ooooooh this is the last level that I did before
uaah I dont like this one
could I just break through
*fart sound*
Nailed it!
*starts laughing*
Oh wait no
I have to get up to speed.
Break the bank!
Ok ok got it
FUCK YOU!
Yes, now I collect the money around town.
Okay, okay, stop fuckin' breakdancin'
Will ya, and just land!
There we go.
There's a lot of money.
MORE MONEY!
ALL THE MONEY FOR JACK!!
I'll get all the fucking money laying around in the middle.
YEEEEES!!
THAT'S THE MONEY I LIKE TO SEE!!
GIMME ALL THAT MONEY!!
I want ALL the Kaholies
I don't even know if that's a word, Kaholies?
Sure, why the fuck not?
I'm- I'm down to clown with Kaholies!
Mind the fuckin cars will ya
Here we go
Holy frijoles!
NICEEEE
Oh jeeezus
took a bit of a fuckin whipcrack there
TOPPA THE MORNING
WHIP CRACK SOUND EFFECT NUMBER FIVE
Here we go
oh shit, oh shit -
HOLD ON!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
you can fix it
you can fix it!
you got this!
OMNIBUS!
YEAHHHHHHHHH
Omnibus is more than just a bus
Omnibus is a FUCKIN WAY OF LIFE
OH OH I SAW A BIG ONE
ah there's a fuckin big one right there
MISSION
COMPLETE!!!!
Thanks for the cash, OmniBus! You're a real pal, see?
Well, I'm drowning now, bye. Dead forever!
The last one said "Boss Tour de Bus, and now we have the fuckin' "Boss Bus"?
Wait, are you like a final boss?
The Doom Bus is heading for the city! Why is mine just a shitty OmniBus and this is the fuckin' DOOM Bus?
I want that one! OmniBus, destroy it before it arrives! Destroy the engine, exhausts, and the heart to deal extra damage!
Why don't I just fuckin' file it's taxes and do a health check as well while I'm at it?
Oh, god... This thing is fUCKIN' HUGE!
MOTHER OF CHRIST! What the fuck do you expect me to do? I'm just a tiny little bus!
*screams*
FUCK YOU! Nice! Nice!
This is what it's all about! This is what it's all about; fuckin' shit up! OmniBus style!
Okay, up the ramp we go- FUCK! OMNIBUS! Ya sack of nips!
Okay. Hup! Yes! Get the heart! YEAH! That's a lot of fuckin' dams' right there!
Okay! Okay, just a little but more. Just a little bit more, and we'll have fixed our problem- fuck's sake!
Go faster. Ha! Did that kill it? Ah, fuck I'm miles away now. Fix yourself! FIX YOURSELF! NOO!!
You big boss bitch! Okay that's fine. That's fine. It was really fuckin' hard the first time but what do I know!
I'm just a bus! Okay okay okay okay okay!!
Here you go, now you're fixed. Sorted. Nice. Good job.
Oh yeah the exhausts! That's what I had to get! That's a good one! That's a boon! That's a good one fer us!
Stop smackin' your arse off the fuckin' thing. There ya go. STOP IT!
OmniBus, I love ya but for FUCK'S SAKE can ya stop, for once?
POOSHK! YEAH RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART! Wait, did I actually hit the heart? I don't know.
Did I get it?? Tell me sweet lies. *singing* Tell me lies, tell me ff.. ff... sweet little lie- NOO! I didn't get it.
I didn't get it. I'm about to get it though. I'm about to fuckin' get it this time.
YES!! I DIDN'T EVEN EXPLODE THE HEART! I THOUGHT I HAD TO! Thanks for destroying that unstopable, rampaging bus, OmniBus!
Mm. No problem. That's what we buses do, we gotta stick together.
Except that bus cause fUCK THAT GUY! Am I in space? *reading* The Moon, USA.
You can't claim the moon, America.
The moon doesn't belong to anybody. *burps* Fuck! *reading* The greatest escape, going up.
Do I actually have to launch into space? Hah, of course the Mafia are helping me launch into space.
I heard the Mafia have a great space program! They're called "MAFA"! Instead of NASA.
Okay, whatever, that's not funny. OmniBus, the heat is on! The cops are after you because of the bank heist, see?
That's your fault by the way. Earth is too hot! You need to go to the moon till things cool off.
Can't I just hang out in fuckin'... Wicklow or somethin'?
Okay, okay
this could be - is this the end over here?
I fuckin got this bro
... what?
*extremely loud noise coming up*
*distorted and EXTREMELY LOUD* WHAT???!!!!
OKAY OMNIBUS!
If it's BULLSHIT
you like to eat on your sandwiches
THAT'S FINE!
I was fine with - oh look
it's a black hole up there!
What're ya gonna do Omnibus?
Oh I'm sorry, perpetually
DIE!!!!!
S'fine. I didn't even need you Omnibus
S'fine. I'm gonna go make my own fuckin bus
with HOOKERS.
or blackjack.
And that's the end of this episode of
OMNIFUCK.
Just stay there.
Just stay there in space
floatin' away getting sucked into a black hole.
Tell me what the Singularity feels like!!
Anyway,
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode! If you LIKED it
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hHHLIKEABOSS
And!
high fives all around
*wapoosh*
Thank you guys! And I will see all you dudes
INTHENEXTVIDEOOO
*outro music (link in description!)*
How much fucks can Jack give
before Jack loses his life?
Zero.