- We're winning.
- We keep giving them the answers.
- Sucks to be old.
- Hey, it's Dixie
- and Heidi
- and Mark
- and Charli.
And we are playing Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
- The rules are simple.
We'll be given two products
and we have to decide which one is more expensive.
- I think you guys have more expensive taste than we do.
- Mark has the most expensive taste for sure.
- Charli's not far behind me.
- I'm nervous.
(upbeat music playing)
- Can we feel that one?
- Hold on.
I haven't gone through my full inspection.
- You're gonna know once you touch this one.
- That one was very light.
- [Mark] So there's more detail on this one.
And I think this is the trick.
They're trying to tell you...
That says, made in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
- I think this one's more expensive.
Cause that one's broken.
It's this one.
- Let, let me see the heavy one.
- I didn't see-
- 10 K.
- 10 K's not the price.
- I know that.
(family laughing)
- [Mark] All right, so this is my feeling.
This one says Italy.
Known for their fine craftsmanship in shoes.
Don't know about jewelry.
Is Tiffany an Italian company?
- Tiffany.
I think they're tricking us by putting Italian on it.
But I'm gonna go with 'made in Italy.'
- Yeah, this one.
- Um, we are also going to go with this one.
And that was my guess first.
So I hope I'm right.
(alarm buzzing)
(laughing)
- Well this one is broken so...
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- This one has glitter and a protective cover.
It's also already cracked
- [Mark] Some bedazzling in there.
- [Heidi] It's jingle jangle.
- So there's gotta be a process to do that.
So that's gotta be expensive.
It doesn't say patented on it.
I think this one's cheaper.
- Yeah, I mean-
- This just has stickers, like-
- No it's not stickers though, see?
Like that might be a process.
Like someone might have custom made it.
So I feel like that one would be more expensive.
- But like if it's cracking easily,
then it's probably less expensive.
So we're also gonna go with that one.
(bell dinging)
(clapping)
- In my day phone cases costed $40.
(upbeat music)
- These are like Whole Foods-
- [Dixie] Organic.
Well, let's just see which one tastes better.
- What is this?
- Whichever one tastes better is less expensive.
- This one looks fake, so it's gonna be better.
- You should try those.
They're so good.
So good, right?
- [Mark] Delish.
- So good.
- This is gourmet.
Does not translate to taste better.
- That one's better.
- It's so bad.
- I feel like we're being tricked.
These are, let's just do it.
Should we just do it?
- No, no.
- Okay so we're gonna...
So these are less.
- These are less.
These feel very Whole Foods, vegan.
- So least expensive.
- Most expensive.
- Same.
- We agree.
- Oh my gosh, you guys-
- Stop copying us.
(bell dinging)
(clapping)
- Yummy
(upbeat music)
- I mean, this water looks fancy.
- Yeah, but that's what literally what like
my Poland Spring water bottle looks like.
- This is tap water.
And this is bottled water.
This tastes like it went through pipes.
- Okay.
- This one's more expensive.
- This one is like more hydrating, if that makes sense.
This one feels like stale.
(laughing)
- This is, I think is the less expensive one.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Now what do we do?
- Hmm, I don't know.
- I'll go with whatever you say.
- I'm going with my gut.
It's this one.
- Wait, hold on, hold on.
The straws might be messing up our flavor.
I think it's that one but, okay.
- This tastes like tap water.
This is more expensive to me.
(bell dinging and alarm buzzing)
- We're winning.
(upbeat music)
- I know it.
- That's rude.
- [Heidi] This is Charlotte Tilbury.
This is one, more expensive.
100%.
- I don't know.
That one smells better.
- I say Charlotte Tilbury too.
- Oh, do ya?
- I know Charlotte.
- Char Char?
- Heidi and Mark are, this is most expensive.
- Charlie and Dixie as well.
(bell dinging)
For $27, put a little scent in it.
(upbeat music)
- Oh I know this one.
- Wait, you can't do that.
- Why, you guys have better eyes than we do.
- Sucks to be old.
- Let me smell.
- Isn't this like...
- Uh, hmm.
- [Mark] Oh, okay.
- I'm gonna do the one I don't like.
- That means it's more expensive.
- It smells good.
- Okay guys, this one's bigger.
- No.
- It's probably the same.
- It's this one.
This one is more expensive.
- [Mark] I agree.
This one smells like Guess.
- This one is also eau de toilette.
This one is eau de parfum.
(bell dinging)
I don't even know how I knew that.
I think I've seen it in a video.
- You're in the business, babe.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music playing)
- I have both of these shirts.
(laughing)
- Oh, you know, I was just gonna say
this doesn't have a YKK zipper.
(crickets chirping)
- So?
- But I'm gonna go with this one.
This one's more expensive.
- Are you sure?
- The boning in this one just-
- Oh yeah.
- The boning.
- This one's more expensive.
- [Mark] More expensive.
- More expensive.
- Cause I have that shirt and I know how much it is.
(laughing)
- [Mark] And that has a YKK zipper on it.
Most high-end companies use YKK zippers.
(bell dinging)
- Yay.
(upbeat music playing)
- Mmm.
- [Mark] This is your guys' domain.
I have no clue.
- [Dixie] Can we switch?
- Hold on one sec please, Sweetheart, thank you.
- Hmm, rub it, rub it.
Ooh, the first line with that one I put on his hand,
He rubbed it, it came off.
This one put it-
- Oh, they're mixing.
Which one?
- [Charli] I know this brand.
- I think they're trying to throw us off
with this gold because it's supposed to be like fancy.
- [Heidi] I think it's this one.
- [Mark] All right, let's go.
Let's go against them.
We say white is more expensive.
- Wait, if we do the same as them-
- We keep giving them the answers.
(bell dinging and alarm buzzing)
- [Heidi] Well that one rubbed right off.
- Now we're doing triple points on the last one.
(upbeat music)
- [Robot Voice] Welcome to Youth Bluetooth Microphone.
- Hello.
(piano sounds playing)
- Thank you.
(clapping sounds)
- Thank you, thank you.
- [Mark] This looks like it's
anodized aluminum and they use that
in bicycle parts, but it's not.
It also has a faux leather handle,
which gives it the look of quality,
but I don't know that it is.
- (squeaky voice) Hi, it's Dixie.
I like that one.
- Okay, so this, wait this sounds like you.
It sounds like Dixie.
- Okay, I think that one's more expensive.
It has an electric front.
- [Mark] Digital display.
- Digital display.
- [Mark] I mean, if they're putting a lot...
First of all it's called Miracle.M,
I don't know if there's some,
What we're not getting is like,
what's the technology in this?
If it's better.
- [Dixie] I just don't think it's-
But this logo's horrendous.
- But I don't think it's an American brand.
- [Mark] Yeah.
- One more thing.
This top looks better than that one,
but it's also a karaoke mic,
so I don't know what it's supposed to...
Okay, I I'm gonna go with that one
is more expensive, this one is less expensive.
- All right, we'll go with this one.
Just to make it interesting.
(bell dinging and alarm buzzing)
- Yay!
You suck!
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