>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ONCE AGAIN, FOLKS, MY FIRST
GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN
YOU KNOW FROM "PARKS AND RECREATION."
SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW SHOW "LEGION."
PLEASE WELCOME AUBREY PLAZA!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YA!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FIND A HOME FOR THOSE PUPPIES.
>> I LOVE PUPPIES.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE PUPPIES?
>> I DO.
I HAVE TWO RESCUE DOGS.
>> Stephen: YOU REALLY DO?
YES.
>> Stephen: YOU TOLD ME OVER THERE YOU THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE
BEEN LYING.
YOU HAVE TWO DOGS.
>> I WASN'T LYING.
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOUR DOGS NAMES?
>> STEVIE AND FRANKIE.
>> Stephen: AND WHICH ONE DO YOU LOVE MORE?
I WON'T TELL THEM.
>> I CAN'T SAY.
>> Stephen: YOU DO LOVE ONE OF THEM MORE?
>> I CAN'T SAY THAT.
>> Stephen: COME ON.
ALL RIGHT.
>> FRANKIE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
DO THEY DO TRICKS?
ARE THEY TRAINED OR ARE THEY JUST, LIKE, BE THERE AND LOVE
ME?
>> STEVIE DRIVES UBER AND IS TRYING TO FIGURE THINGS OUT
RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT, STILL GETTING HIS (BLEEP)
TOGETHER.
>> AND FRANKIE IS A GENIUS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY DO A LOT OF TRICKS.
THEY'RE REALLY GREAT DOGS, AND THEY'RE MINE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> SO...
>> Stephen: IT'S A VERY FULL STORY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: LAST TIME WE WERE HERE TOGETHER -- I'M HERE EVERY
NIGHT -- BUT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT -- YOU WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL.
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: FOR MANY, MANY YEARS, RIGHT?
THE FULL RIDE CATHOLIC SCHOOL.
>> MONTESSORI, K-12.
>> Stephen: AND YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ABOUT TO PLAY A NUN IN
A MOVIE CALLED -- >> THE LITTLE HOURS.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU WOULD TELL ME ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT IT
BECAUSE YOU HADN'T SHOT IT YET.
BUT NOW YOU SHOT IT.
>> AND THERE SHE IS.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE.
THERE YOU ARE AS SISTER -- >> SISTER FERNANDA.
>> Stephen: YELLING THAT DAVE FRANCO.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: DID YOU LIKE PUTTING ON THE HABIT?
I PLAYED A PRIEST LAST YEAR ON MINDY KALING'S SHOW.
I LOVED WEARING THE COLLAR.
IT'S LIKE WEARING A TUXEDO, BUT IT'S A REALLY GOOD LOOK.
>> I LOVE UNIFORMS.
IT'S PROBABLY THE LEAST FLATTERING COSTUME YOU COULD
WEAR IN A MOVIE BECAUSE IT'S JUST THIS MUCH OF YOUR FACE.
>> Stephen: BUT IT FRAMES YOUR FACE.
HEAD ON A PLATTER.
>> RIGHT, THAT'S ALL YOU GET.
IT'S ALL IN THE EYES.
>> Stephen: I ALSO FOUND OUT YOU'VE GOT A BIG HONOR COMING
UP.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHICH IS ONE I WOULD NOT HAVE SUSPECTED OF YOU
IS THAT YOU WERE IN 4-H WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW YOU GREW UP IN A FARM COMMUNITY.
>> I DID NOT.
>> Stephen: WHERE DID YOU GROW UP?
>> IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF FARMING
COMMUNITIES IN DELAWARE, BUT I GREW UP IN THE CITY AND, YEAH,
4-H IS KNOWN MORE AS AN AGRICULTURE-BASED YOUTH PROGRAM.
>> Stephen: YEAH, LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU LEARN ABOUT, LIKE, CAT
AND ANIMAL HUSBANDRY AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
AND, YOU KNOW, I DID SOME STUFF.
I GOT INTO THAT.
I SHEARED SOME SHEEP IN MY DAY.
>> Stephen: SERIOUSLY?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO THEY FIGHT BACK WHEN YOU'RE SHEARING THEM?
>> NO, THEY SING AND THEY TELL YOU STORIES AND THEY'RE REALLY
SWEET.
>> Stephen: ARE THEY BUMMED OUT ABOUT IT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW.
I DID IT, LIKE, ONCE.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
AND I HAD MY UNCLE RAISED A BIG, SO I GOT TO BE AROUND THAT.
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SEE THAT.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO THE FOUR Hs STAND FOR?
THAT'S WHAT I DON'T KNOW.
>> THERE IS ACTUALLY A PLEDGE THAT EXPLAINS THAT WHICH I CAN
SAY FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE IT.
IF I REMEMBER IT.
I PLEDGE MY HEAD TO GREATER THINKING, MY HEART TO GREATER
LOYALTY, MY HANDS TO LARGER SERVICE, AND MY HEALTH TO BETTER
LIVING, FOR MY CLUB, MY COMMUNITY, MY COUNTRY AND MY
WORLD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND SO SHOULD WE
ALL!
AND SO SHOULD WE ALL, AUBREY PLAZA!
>> YEAH, IT'S NOT A JOKE.
THAT'S REALLY WHAT THE PLEDGE IS.
>> Stephen: NO ONE HERE THINKS IT'S A JOKE.
>> NO, I WAS JUST SAYING -- >> Stephen: THAT WAS SINCERE
APPRECIATION.
>> NO, I'M JUST SAYING IT SO EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M NOT MAKING
FUN.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GETTING THE 4-H AWARD.
>> I'M GETTING THE ALUMNI MEDALLION LEGACY AWARD BECAUSE
I'M AN ALUMNI.
IT WAS A BIG PART OF MY GROWING UP.
IT MADE ME WHO I AM AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BRING
AWARENESS TO THE PROGRAM.
>> Stephen: "LEGION" IS THE SHOW YOU'RE ON NOW.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: "LEGION" IS A MARVEL SHOW.
IT'S IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE, THE X-MEN UNIVERSE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE IT HAS THE X AND THE O OF THE NAME
"LEGION."
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU A SUPERHERO IN THIS?
>> I CAN'T REALLY ANSWER THAT QUESTION, BECAUSE --
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW OR BECAUSE --
>> WELL, NO, I MEAN, I'M NOT -- I DON'T KNOW, BUT --
>> Stephen: WELL, WE HAVE A CLIP.
WILL THAT GIVE US HINTS?
>> IT'S A VERY MYSTERIOUS, EXCITING SHOW AND ALL THINGS
WILL BE REVEALED.
>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CLIP IS?
>> YEAH, MY CHARACTER LENNY, SHE HAS PREVIOUSLY -- I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT -- DIED, AND, UM --
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.
>> Stephen: I HOPE NOT.
I HOPE THAT'S NOT A SPOILER.
>> SHE DEAD.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
O NOW SHE'S REABOARD, AND -- REAPPEARED AND SHE'S TALKING TO
DAVID HALLER WHO PLAYS "LEGION."
AND HERE WE GO.
>> STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, MAN.
I KNOW!
I'M DEAD!
YOU KILLED ME!
( LAUGHTER ) AND I GOTTA SAY, NOT COOL, MAN.
>> I DIDN'T -- YEAH, YOU DID.
DON'T BLAME HER.
SHE WAS JUST A -- WHAT DO YOU -- PASSENGER RIDING AROUND IF --
AROUND IN YOUR BODY.
DON'T ACT SURPRISED WHEN SHE BLOWS YOUR (BLEEP) UP.
>> HONEY.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
>> NO, IT'S COOL.
IT'S COOL.
WHAT WAS I GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE POPPING PILLS
FROM A LITTLE CUP?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU SAY YOU'RE
DEAD IN THERE, SO WE KNOW THAT.
WELL, WE'VE GOT TO GO, BUT I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU BEFORE WE
GO, THE CHARACTER WAS WRITTEN AS A MIDDLE-AGED MAN.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN THEY SAID, WE
THOUGHT OF YOU?
BECAUSE, SPOILER ALERT, I'M A MIDDLE-AGED MAN, AND WE DON'T
LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE.
>> I SAID, MAKES SENSE, SIGN ME UP.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: YOU KEPT THE DIALOGUE THE SAME.
>> YEAH, I DID.
I DID.
THE SCRIPT, LENNY WAS WRITTEN AS A MIDDLE-AGED MAN, A DRUG ADDICT
IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, AND HE SAID WHAT ABOUT LENNY BUSCAR FOR
YOU?
I SAID, DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT LET'S DO IT.
SOUNDS FUN.
>> Stephen: IT DOES SOUND FUN.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: AUBRY, LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> YEAH, YOU, TOO.
>> STEPHEN: "LEGION" AIRS WEDNESDAYS ON FX.
AUBREY PLAZA, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRADLEY WHITFORD.
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