I gotta admit I'm impressed, man.
You said that you'd be at SmackDown this week and what do you know?
There you are in the center of the ring.
Just a couple of problems though.
One small one, one small one,
you're not really saying the things that I need you to say.
You're not announcing your retirement.
You're not telling the world that I am not Edge lite.
And you're not answering my challenge.
But the bigger problem is that when you said you were gonna be at Smackdown
this week, I tend not to believe a single word that comes out of your mouth ever.
It's I don't believe you, you're a liar, plain and simple, and I'm not.
You see, I'm an honest man.
And so unfortunately, the big problem is that I'm not at SmackDown this week.
I am in fact, >> [NOISE]
>> Is that-
>> Scumbag.
>> [LAUGH] Lets see,
let's see, [SOUND]
Beth, Beth, no.
>> The door is unlocked.
>> [LAUGH] Beth,
Beth, Beth.
[LAUGH] Go Sethy is here, man,
I know you live at the middle of nowhere, but
you lock your doors, man.
What is wrong with you?
[LAUGH] What a house.
>> [NOISE]
>> I am starving, what you got here?
What do you have? What are you, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, all right, a little OJ, a little OJ.
I need some healthy.
>> He's doing a Cribs episode at Edge's house.
>> An apple a day, of course.
>> [NOISE] >> I don't wanna be rude, though, so,
>> [NOISE]
>> Eat at the table like a civilized human
being.
>> He's putting his feet on the table.
>> This place was hard to find.
I appreciate that.
>> [NOISE] >> You have some good stuff.
That is, no,
that's the girls.
That's the girls art work?
>> [NOISE] >> [LAUGH] I
know they're young, but that's rotten.
[LAUGH] That is rotten, that's truly awful.
[LAUGH] They do not have a future in art, that is for sure.
>> [NOISE] >> Save electricity,
at least on his way out of the B&E, we're witnessing.
>> [NOISE]
>> How cute is that?
That is adorable.
My goodness.
>> [NOISE] >> You're a lucky man, Edge.
A lucky, lucky man.
>> [NOISE] >> No, no,
my dude, that is amazing.
What a beautiful family.
Daughters are gorgeous.
Thank God they look like Beth, right?
[LAUGH] >> [NOISE]
>> This is luxurious, my friend.
What is this?
>> I'm not sure that's how you're supposed to-
>> What's this gonna do?
>> Sit on that.
>> [NOISE] >> All right, little fireplace action.
You are a lucky man, my friend.
>> Does Edge read books right there?
>> This is the homiest home I've ever been into my entire life.
So cozy, I could stay here all night.
[LAUGH] I could stay here all night.
>> [NOISE] >> I can stay here, all night.
[LAUGH]