THE NRA HAS A NEW PRESIDENT.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM, AND THE
PRESIDENT.
LET'S TELL YOU WHO IT IS.
OLIVER NORTH, AS YOU CAN SEE
--
THAT MAKES SENSE.
IF YOU ARE RUNNING AN ORGANIZATION TO HELP
CRIMINALS THEN YOU WOULD HIRE A CRIMINAL.
AND OLIVER NORTH IS A
CRIMINAL, AND I'LL EXPLAIN WHY IN JUST A SECOND.
DOES THE NRA
HELP CRIMINALS?
OF COURSE, THAT'S WHY THEY WANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT ARMOR PIERCING BULLETS AND STILL KILL COPS, THEY WANT
TO MAKE SURE THAT'S STILL ON THE MARKET.
WHO WOULD USE THAT?
NO
LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN NEEDS ARMOR PIERCING BULLETS, DEER DON'T
HAVE ARMOR, COPS HAVE ARMOR.
THEY SAY PEOPLE ON THE TERRORIST
WATCH LISTS WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO GET ACCESS TO WEAPONS AND
BULLETS AND ANYTHING ELSE THEY NEED TO MURDER PEOPLE.
IT'S
CALLED THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST.
THEY SAY SOMETIMES THEY MAKE A
MISTAKE ON THAT LIST.
SO, SOME ESTIMATES I'VE SEEN IS 3%.
OOH.
SO 97% OF THE TIME, THEY ARE SO DANGEROUS, THIS IS BY THE NRA'S
STANDARDS, THE GOVERNMENT SAYS THAT'S NOT TRUE, IT'S TOTALLY
ACCURATE -- YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE GOVERNMENT'S WORD FOR
IT?
I HEAR YOU, BROTHER, I WOULDN'T EITHER.
BUT LET'S SAY
IT'S 97% ACCURATE, THEY ARE SO DANGEROUS THEY CAN'T FLY ON
PLANES, BUT THE NRA SAYS LET'S SELL THOSE TERRORISTS WEAPONS.
AND IF YOU WANT TO SELL TERRORISTS WEAPONS, HAVE YOU GOT
THE RIGHT GUY IN OLIVER NORTH.
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME BACKGROUND
IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MONSTER THIS GUY IS --
THAT'S TWO TERRORISTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
HE GOT THE MONEY
FROM THE IRANIANS AND SOLD THEM WEAPONS, WE CONSIDERED THEM A
TERRORIST STATE AT THE TIME, RIGHT NOW WE ARE GETTING AMPED
UP TO GO TO WAR WITH IRAN BASED ON THE NEOCONSERVATIVES IN THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, AND BACK THEN THEY WERE BANNED, THEY WERE
CONSIDERED TERRORISTS, AND OLIVER NORTH THOUGHT THEY LOOKED
JUST LIKE MY KIND OF TERRORISTS.
AND HE GOES AND LITERALLY DOES A
DEAL WITH TERRORISTS, ACCORDING TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
CLASSIFICATION OF THEM, THEN HE TAKES THE MONEY AND GIVES IT TO
OTHER TERRORISTS IN LATIN AMERICA.
THIS TERRORIST
SUPPORTING OLIVER NORTH, WHO WAS CONVICTED FOR THESE ACTIONS, NOW
IS PROUDLY DECLARED THE NEW HEAD OF THE NRA.
THEY MUST BE SO
PROUD.
AND WHAT DOES THE NRA DO?
NOT ONLY DO THEY SUPPORT GIVING
WEAPONS TO PEOPLE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST, BUT IN
ESSENCE BY PRODUCING AN OCEAN OF WEAPONS IN THIS COUNTRY, WHICH
MEANS THAT ALMOST ANY UNSTABLE PERSON IN THE COUNTRY, NO MATTER
WHAT THEIR POLITICS OR LACK OF POLITICS ARE, CAN GET THEIR
HANDS ON AN ASSAULT WEAPON AND MURDERED DOZENS OF PEOPLE AT A
TIME, THEY ARE IN ESSENCE SUPPORTING DOMESTIC TERRORISM.
AGAIN, OLIVER NORTH IS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE.
IF YOU WANT
TO SUPPORT TERRORISTS YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED ANYONE
BETTER THAN OLIVER NORTH.
NOW, SPEAKING OF HIS CONVICTIONS,
LITERALLY IN THIS CASE, HE'S A CONVICT --
NOW, HE WAS LET OFF LATER, TO BE FAIR, ON A TECHNICALITY.
THEY
SAID NO, YOU WERE CONVICTED AND THEY GOT YOU DEAD TO RIGHTS, BUT
THEY USED SOME OF YOUR TESTIMONY WHEN YOU WERE TESTIFYING IN
FRONT OF CONGRESS, AND CONGRESS HAD GIVEN YOU IMMUNITY FOR THAT,
SO THEY CAN'T USE THE EVIDENCE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY REAL THAT
THEY USED IN COURT AND A JURY CONVICTED YOU OVER.
ON THREE
COUNTS.
HE'S DEFINITELY A CONVICTED FELON, HE SHOULDN'T
EVEN BE ABLE TO BUY A WEAPON LET ALONE TRY TO SELL ALL THESE
WEAPONS, AND THAT'S WHAT THE NRA DOES COME A THEY DON'T SUPPORT
GUN OWNERS, THEY SUPPORT GUN MANUFACTURERS -- IN FACT I
SUSPECT THAT PART OF THE REASON FOR THIS MOVE IS BECAUSE THIS
WAS AN IMPROVEMENT OF THEIR IMAGE IN GETTING RID OF THE LAST
PRESIDENT.
WHY?
BECAUSE THE LAST PRESIDENT WAS A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE, HIS NAME WAS PETE BROWNELL, THE CEO OF HIS
FAMILY'S FIREARMS RETAILER.
SO THE LAST GUY WAS LITERALLY A
WEAPONS MANUFACTURER, AND THEY WERE LIKE THAT'S A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE, IT SEEMS LIKE WE ARE CLEARLY SUPPORTING THE
WEAPONS MANUFACTURERS WHO GIVE US ALL THIS MONEY, NOT OUR
MEMBERS.
AND THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.
SO THEY ARE LIKE, LET'S HAVE
THAT GUY STEP ASIDE, HE ONLY SERVED A YEAR, AND LET'S BRING
IN A GUY WHO IS LESS PROBLEMATIC, THE GUY WHO SOLD
WEAPONS TO IRAN, TO TERRORISTS, AND GOT CONVICTED FOR IT.
THAT'S
WHO THE NRA IS.
AT LEAST THEY AREN'T MAKING ANY PRETENSES
ANYMORE.
THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN THE RULE OF LAW OTHERWISE THEY
WOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT IN THIS CONVICTED FELON, AND BY THE WAY,
ARE THEY PROUD THAT HE GOT OFF ON A TECHNICALITY?
I THOUGHT
CONSERVATIVES HATED TECHNICALITIES.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE
DIDN'T DO IT AND THE EVIDENCE WASN'T REAL, IT WAS JUST
PROTECTED BY IMMUNITY BECAUSE HE HAD TO TESTIFY IN FRONT OF
CONGRESS BECAUSE OF BASICALLY THE TREASON HE COMMITTED BY NOT
FOLLOWING THE LAWS OF THIS COUNTRY.
SO A LAWBREAKER,
SUPPORTING TERRORISTS, THE NRA IS THINKING, MANNA FROM HEAVEN.
PEAS IN A POD.
ENJOY, NRA, BUT AT LEAST THE REST OF US KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE YOU STAND.