- I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone.
(people laughing)
- This is a great. - That's a great line.
- That's a great line.
- What a great line.
- Hey, I'm Reese.
- I'm Ashton Kutcher
and today we are playing Who Said That with Elle.
- We are gonna be given a line from a movie or a TV show
and we have to guess which one
of our past or present co-stars said it.
- Now, before we begin
don't forget to watch Your Place or Mine,
it's now on Netflix.
- So go watch that and then watch this
- Or watch this and then go watch that.
- No, go watch the movie.
- Reese is right, do the film first.
(Reese laughing)
(upbeat music)
- By all means, move at a glacial place.
You know how that thrills me.
It's gotta be Meryl Streep, right?
(bell dinging)
- Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- By all means, move at a glacial pace.
You know how that thrills me?
- Whoa!
Dude you're a dude!
Seann William Scott.
(buzzer ringing)
I said that.
- Oh dude you're a dude!
- Whoa dude, you're a dude. - Whoa dude, you're a dude.
I don't remember, okay.
- Well you said it well.
- And by the way, I've never worked with Ben Stiller
so I had a 50% chance that I got it wrong.
- It's Guardian!
Why would I wanna be a garden of the galaxy?
Zoe Saldana.
- Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why would we be the gardens of the galaxy?
- You'd better hold on tight spider monkey.
- I know that one.
- Do you really?
- Yeah, I absolutely know this one.
- It's Bradley Cooper.
- It's gotta be Bradley Cooper.
(buzzer ringing)
Stop it.
Spider monkey? - What?
- You better hold on tight spider monkey.
- There's no spider monkey in Twilight.
- There was a spider monkey in that like Hangover film
- No there wasn't. - with Bradley Cooper.
- Oh yeah, yeah. - That's why I thought it had
to be Bradley Cooper. - You're right,
that's a good point. - There was a spider monkey
in that film.
- We were both right.
- Wow.
Who needs him?
I got a vibrator!
Cameron Diaz.
(bell ringing)
- Ding, ding, ding.
- I've got a vibrator.
- I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone.
- This is a great. - That's a great line.
- That's a great line.
- What a great line.
- I'm gonna go Vince Vaughn.
(bell ringing)
- I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone.
- It's a great line. - I knew it was Vince too.
- That's a fantastic line
- Because he's the funniest.
- He's so funny.
- I mean, he thinks of funny stuff.
- Okay, you see that guy over there by the menus?
Freakishly tall, excellent mustache.
Okay, that had to be Katherine Heigl.
(bell ringing)
- You see that guy over by the menus?
Freakishly tall, excellent mustache.
- She was talking about Tom Selleck.
- Oh, really? - Excellent mustache.
- Oh.
Okay, I'm making out with this guy, PG stuff.
But he mentions he's going out of town
so he's gonna be out of touch.
Sarah Gellar, Sarah Michelle.
(buzzer ringing)
Oh.
- I'm making out with this guy, PG stuff
and he mentions that he is going out of town,
so he's gonna be out of touch.
- He's just not that into you.
- Okay.
(people laughing)
- Where is this love?
I can't see it,
I can't touch it.
I can't feel it.
I can hear it.
I can hear some words,
but I can't do anything with your easy words.
Natalie Portman.
- Where is this Love?
I can't see it,
I can't touch it.
I can't feel it.
- Have you worked with Lindsay Lohan?
- No. - Okay.
- And I also haven't worked with Rachel McAdams,
so there's only one. - So you knew it was Natalie,
got it, okay.
- There was only one. - Got it.
- The process of elimination.
Your Place or Mine is just pure fun.
I mean if you just wanna have a good time,
it's a great movie to watch.
- It's that movie that I think everybody needed
during the pandemic and now it's here.
It's about two grown ass adults
working through their grown ass adult (beep)
and figuring out that the world will be a better place
if they're together.
Yeah. - Like their world
will be better. - Yeah,
their world will be better. - Like the whole world's
gonna be better 'cause they're together.
- Not, this isn't like Barack Obama get elected moment,
but it's more like, you know.
- Like two people figure their (beep) out.
- We'll be happier. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, these two. - They got out of
their own way.
- And it's also about believing
that friendship can lead to romance.
- You heard it here.