Why did you have to go nuts on company time, boyo?
I'm gonna lose so much money.
I didn't go nuts, Mr. Krabs.
They must have mistaken me for someone else.
I'm innocent.
Huh?
Squeaky-squeaky.
Save it for the judge, boyo.
Come clean. Nobody else even looks like you.
Except that guy.
[grunting]
And I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering.
So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary.
Sometimes you forge to feed him.
What have I done?
Patrick can't survive in prison.
He's too soft.
Wait! Patrick's innocent.
I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window.
I'm the litterbug.
Take me instead.
Well, considering there's no legal precedent,
Oh, what the heck? Ninety days.
[music playing]
Patrick!
SpongeBob!
I'm glad you passed the test.
I'm glad you have a license.
And to prove it, I made you this.
Let's put it on your boat, mobile buddy.
[screaming] I can pass the test, Mrs. Puff!
I can pass the test!
Oh!
Freeze!
Your joy ride's over, punk.
No! What...
No! No! What are you doing?
Help! Help! No! No, please, no!
No! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now!
This is not a good time! No, please, please!
I'm not a criminal!
You have a visitor.
Who is it?
- Hello, Patrick. - Hi, SpongeBob.
Hey, I heard you're in charge of the laundry room on Thursdays.
- That's nice. - Yeah.
Yeah, it's... pretty nice, I guess.
You know what that makes you?
- Uh-uh. - An executive!
No way!
Is that what I think it is?
Uh-huh, an executive treatment.
[gurgling]
[sighing]
[gasping]
What happened to prisoner 665321?
[alarm sounding]
Let's go home, SpongeBob.
OK, but who are you?
[laughing]
No, seriously. Who are you?
Only 364 days and nine years left
until I exchange this concrete tomb for a multi-story
- ocean liner cruise. - Hey, Squidward.
SpongeBob.
The boy and I just thought we'd stop by
and check on our convict friend.
Tell me what you may, fact of the matter is
I found out the mystery customer's name first,
so I win.
[laughing]
I win! I win! I win, I win, I win!
Enjoy your prize..
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Tropical vacation, here I come!
[laughing]
Vacation? Who said anything about vacation?
What? In the brochure, it specifically mentions
an ocean liner vacation.
Oh, you mean that brochure?
Well, that was the prize.
The brochure,
was taking up too much room and me drawers, you know.
So it's your prize.
You mean no vacation?
Nope. Just the brochure.
Well, gotta get back to countin' me loot.
Enjoy your new prize, Squidward.
See you on outside in ten years, buddy.
[laughing manically]
Oh well, at least I'll have some peace and quiet
for the next ten years.
Hey, Squidward.
Parcheesi?
OK, Patrick, let's get out of here.
No, wait! [grunting]
There goes our deposit on these costumes.
[grunting]
[grunting] Huh?
Mm-mm.
[sirens sounding]
I'm breaking in!
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
A burglar bunny.
Why do they do it, O'Malley?
I don't know. It's probably how he gets his kicks.
You criminals make me sick.
I'm no criminal.
I live here.
I'm just throwing a party.
I got locked out, I swear.
Well, why didn't you say so?
What a terrible misunderstanding.
You have a nice party now, sir.
Boy, for a second there,
I thought I was going to be arrested
for breaking into my own house.
What an ironic twist that would have been.
Hey, wait a second.
If you're throwing a party, why weren't we invited?
But I... you have a...
I didn't know you...
Plan your own party kit... It didn't mention the police.
Whoa, who OK, motor mouth.
Tell it to the judge.
Oh no, these cuffs are broken.
Huh, we can't bring him in in broken cuffs.
I got an old pair in the car we can use.
Is it too late to offer you some punch?
Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
So how's it going, Mr. Puff
SpongeBob, I'd like to apologize.
I shouldn't have passed you.
You really weren't ready.
So I guess I gotta give my license back, huh?
I hear Mrs. Flounder is starting a new class
Monday morning.
You kidding?
You're the only teacher for this student.
And besides, The warden says she'll let you go early,
if you do her a favor.
What's that?
Free driving lessons.
[laughing]
[whistling]
Morning, Warden Krabs.
Morning, prisoners!
[shrieking]
SpongeBob!
What is going on here?
I set all these criminals free last night.
What are they doing back in their cells?
Mr. Krabs, now's probably not the best time to--
You know it's a crime to release prisoners early, don't ya?
You're going to prison, criminal.
What?
Uh, well, that's not so bad.
Pencil me in for a 3:30 massage, SpongeBob.
Oh, you're not staying here.
The Krusty Krab is full.
We got a new prison just for you.
Oh, no.
Let me guess.
Mealtime, prisoner!
[laughing]
[crying]
Right in the mouth.
Quick, Mrs. Puff. Hop on.
Guards! Guards!
Come quick!
There's a crazed ex-student of mine
and his overweight friend here to break me out.
That's just raw material used to make coat hangers.
You need some rest.
- Pst. - Oh!
Hop in, Mrs. Puff.
Guards! Guards! Come look!
Whoa.
They don't pay me enough to do this job.
Mrs. Puff, up here.
Ah! Guards!
Guards! They're back!
What's all the hubbub, Puff?
They're back.
Mrs. Puff, it's us.
[gasping]
[screaming]
What the barnacle is going on?
Get away from me!
Get away!
What are you talking about, Puff?
You can't fool me.
You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili.
Let's face it, Puff.
You've gone off the deep end.
[sirens sounding]
Get me out of here!
Oh, you must be hungry.
I've got some of Gary's snail snacks.
This is the police. Pull over
Right turn! Make a right turn!
Aye-aye, Professor.
Yes! I'm back!
Neptune, don't let me out ever again.
It's not safe out there.
Lock me away... Forever and ever!
Warden, I found this one pulling up outside the prison.
Dorsal Dan, a notorious getaway driver, toss him in the clink.
I'll wait for you, my little tenderfoot!
[crying]
[screaming]
Hey, where'd the new instructor go?
Oh well, I still have ten minutes left
on my driving lesson.
Oh, Mrs. Puff?
[screaming]
I'll confess to anything.
Throw away the key.
It's not safe out here!
Let me in!
Drive safely, and always wear your seat belt.