What is up Red Nation I'm your host Cockmine Douche Star leeeets get rooight into the videeooooo.
HBO has released another video to signal off on the new season of Thrones and this time
it includes a couple of new scenes and some of it are extended to what we've seen before.
Now before I begin the video let me get some things out of the way...
some of you might be confused about the title of the video being the "4th" trailer but to
me this is the 4th trailer to season 6 because I'm counting the March Madness video as a
trailer.
Also I want to give HistoryBuffs a big congrats on his channel reaching 100,000 subscribers.
Nick Hodges who I consider a good friend just got to that big milestone and I have to thank
you guys for helping him reach it.
When I first found his channel he had around 2,000 subs and when I showed you guys his
awesome content that number jumped up to 11,000 and kept growing.
So thank you guys for showing him some love.
Now with all that out of the way...let's get into the breakdown.
Okay so the new trailer is around 30 seconds long but it does feature some new scenes and
the first one I noticed was Tyrion and Varys and how some of the Mereenese people are running
away.
As usual it looks like the sons of the Harpy are still causing trouble.
One of the big questions I have is how Tyrion will handle this trouble because Mereen is
vastly different from King's Landing so he'll have to change up his tactic a bit.
One thing I've been wondering about is will he get help from the new Red Woman regarding
the Harpy problem and if he does? will Varys stand beside him.
In season 3 episode 1 we find out that Varys hates magic because someone cut off his cock
and balls for some kind of magic ritual...I can't help but wonder if Varys will actively
work against the new Red Woman who shows up in Mereen.
Also speaking of Red Priests, thank you guys for bringing this to my attention but it's
been confirmed that Thoros of Myr will be returning to the show.
For those of you who don't remember...he is the male red priest we saw in season 3 who
brought back Beric Dondarion after his fight with the Hound.
Now that Thoros is back the lady stoneheart hype is raging on.
The next new scene we get is of the Targaryen Kingsguard drawing their swords on who we
believe is Ned Stark and his companions.
Now...some of you thought that the knights with the Targaryen sigil on their breastplate
could've been Rhaegar but now that we see another guy standing there with the same thing?...chances
are they are Taegaryen Kingsguard, as I've said before.
For those of you wondering why their armor looks so different than the Kingsguard we've
seen before?
well mainly because it was a different time and a different king.
The Targaryens had their own design for the Kingsguard and when Robert took over as the
new King I'm sure they had to redesign them.
Something I've noticed is that many Targaryen supporters will wear the dragon symbols on
their armor, the most notable one being Jorah Mormont.
The one thing I will say that I'm a little angry about is the fact that...we're probably
not getting Arthur Dayne or any of the other cool Kingsguard.
You see this scene takes place in a vision that Bran is having about the past during
the reign of Mad King Aerys and he had some of the coolest and best kingsguard of all
time and some of them where in that infamous Tower of Joy battle.
One of which was Arthur Dayne who had the sword called "Dawn" which was rumored to have
been forged from a fallen star and it basically looks like a lightsaber.
I don't really see him or his sword in this but hopefully hes the third one off screen.
Now the next scene we get is of the Night's King and behind him is his army.
I don't see his horn/weapon anywhere so he probably set it down somewhere to stare intently
at something.
Now I really hope the show isn't about to start the final battle this year and will
save it for the the end of next season.
They've made it clear with these trailers that the white walkers will be prevalent throughout
the entire season but I wonder if this is just for hype or if the walkers really will
appear in more episodes this time around than in previous ones.
What I mean by that is up until now they've shown up in maybe 1 or 2 episodes per season
so I wonder if the trailer constantly showing them off means that the final battle will
premiere this season or next.
I really don't want it to start to be honest because when it does then that means we won't
be able to see more of the other story lines conclude and everything will be in a rush
to resolve itself so everyone can face the walkers.
A new and important character is about to appear this season and it feels like so late
in the game that hes arrived that I want the show to stick around a bit longer and postpone
that final battle just so he has more to do
The other slightly new scene is of Daenerys getting whipped by a Dothraki rider.
Now...I haven't really touched on this much but Daenerys this season will be coming to
a familiar place and they won't be killing her but she'll likely serve as Dosh khaleen
in the dothraki city of Vaes Dothrak.
What that means is she'll be apart of the Council of Crones which is runned by the widows
of dead khals.
We saw them in season 1 episode 6 and they tell of the "stallion who mounts the world"
and that Dany's son will be this person.
They're the women behind her as she eats the horse heart in season 1.
We also get a semi new scene with Jaime being surrounded by followers of the faith when
hes conversing with the High Sparrow.
It almost seems pointless to include this because we know Jaime gets out of it okay.
If you saw the last trailer then you'd know he gets out of it just fine because we see
him riding with the Lannister army.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that Jaime is there to get answers from the High Sparrow
and to also get Margaery back.
I don't think the zombie mountain will be going on his killing spree just yet, as we
saw in the previous trailer and I assume Cersei will be waiting for Jaime to leave the city
before she orders the slaughter of the Sparrows.
Judging by how long her hair is you can probably assume that its been less than 14 days since
the end of season 5.
The one thing about Jaime and Cersei that I really want to see is if their relationship
will start to fall apart after Myrcella's death.
In the books something like that happens and it leads to an amazing scene with Jaime reading
a letter from Cersei urging him to come back to King's Landing and...
I won't spoil what he decides to do but it made me love the character so much more.
And next we have oh god no...why...why are you doing this show runners?
have you not tortured us enough with shitty dialogue and pointless scenes?
*Sigh* well I guess Ellaria and the crap snakes are back.
I guess they'd have to be you know?
like...Doran sent his only son with Jaime and Myrcella to King's Landing and Myrcella
dies on the way there.
I'm really curious to see what happens with Trystane and how that'll play out.
Needless to say it'll be a very awkward boat ride but...I really can't see what more House
Martell has to offer.
They've completely botched the amazing twist that Doran could've unleashed.
Wouldn't of it been cool if we found out Doran was the one who sent the threat to Cersei
in season 5 and showed his true allegiance while doing so?
It would've been so great but of course it sucked.
I really do hope this time around they actually give Alexander Siddig more to do and show
us how much of a bad ass Doran Martell can be.
Now this one scene I've been avoiding because I just had nothing to say about it.
It's Melisandre doing what she usually does...get naked because the lord of light commands it.
I've said it before and i'll say it again: If this religion commands you to worship their
god by sleeping with hot sexy redheads then lord bless me with your light.
But something about this part in the trailer really confuses me...her sad expression.
Lets all be honest...there are two things in the world that make her happy and that's
getting naked and burning people.
But here she just looks a little sad and I'm wondering why....Hmm.
I sure hope the traitors of the Night's Watch aren't going to try anything on her and if
they are I wonder if she'll use some kind of magic to kill them.
I can't see Melisandre as much of a fighter more than I see her as a femme fatale type
of person.
It would be cool to see her get in on the fight like we saw with Davos and loyalists
in that preview clip.
Other than those scenes and one quick shot of Sansa hiding from the Bolton soldiers there
wasn't much.
My favorite trailer is still the last one we got for all that it showed.
Once again HBO didn't give us a good quality trailer but some of you have theorized that
its for good reason, one of which is to hide the appearance of Jon Snow and even Stannis.
Oh yeah you heard my correctly.
I've received a couple of screencaps from you guys who believe this is Stannis right
here and I can understand why you would think that.
Not only did we NOT get a full death scene for him but the blurry guy in the screencap
kind of looks like hes wearing Stannis' breastplate armor topped off with that short haircut.
But as always leave your thoughts below.
Do you think Thoros coming back means we'll get Stoneheart?
Brienne and Jaime will be in the Riverlands so it's entirely possible.
Also do you guys think we'll be seeing Arthur Dayne?
My guess is that hes probably not too important for the show to cast him.
Oh and just a reminder this Sunday after the first episode premieres I will be on PhilTheIssuesGuy's
live podcast where we'll be discussing the episode.
It'll be one of the first ones I do and you'll have a chance to talk to me live in the chat
or on the phone.
I'll leave a link in the description below and I'll see you guys next time.
Baba Booey