that's a no thank you for me! it looks like not my cup of tea...
that is blue velvet's impact! so today's video is super exciting because I'm
gonna be roasting everglows outfits for dun dun! but first it has come to my
attention that some of you have brought your fat phobia into 2020
what is shocker! I keep seeing comments that say that I'm fat and have no style
and though that's true... I don't know where I was going with that, how about you
shut your trap and watch me roast skinny girls outfits! I bet you can't even fit
into their clothing, I haven't felt a genuine emotion since I wrote kill
this love six years ago just to have Bye-G rudely sell it to blackpink
you're gonna have to try harder than that!
Stan 2NE2 for clear skin and good crops, actually before we get started I'm
gonna stop you right there to remind you to subscribe and click
that bell to be notification... I'm not even gonna re-say that. the truth is I need
validation and likes and comments will do the trick! we're gonna start off with
these music Bank outfits that are mostly black and honestly give me some bon bon chocolat
vibes... why do you pronounce "bon bon chocolat" like that?
people speak different languages Karen, get off my d- it would honestly
really be cringy to say bonbon chocolate
sorry they give me bon bon chocolat vibes with
the floofy elements but they're a little bit less obnoxious and I don't
want anyone to get offended when I say obnoxious cuz I'm obnoxious - it doesn't
have to be bad that's a little subjective anyways I digress their
outfits for bon bon chocolat often featured such elements so it's a nice
twist on that and I actually really love these outfits I think they look real
classy and of course E:U's outfit is velvet but I'm definitely not the
biggest fan of Aisha's outfit and yes we're gonna take a little minute to talk
about why I pronounce Aisha as A-sha and not Ayesha, I'm the last person in the
world who would you know prescribe a way to pronounce something, f*** prescriptive
grammar, it's a tool used for very terrible things but I just clarify why I
pronounce it this way just so like people will stop getting so mad at me
Aisha's name is inspired by the word Asia in Korean it's actually spelt in
Korean as "a-sha" and yes I can read Korean
because fun fact I used to be a Koreaboo and she herself pronounces it
A-sha anyways, I'm not the biggest fan of her outfit because it's just ugly it
looks like not my cup of tea, but I can definitely appreciate how they play with
different materials like velvet and leather and I also like these chains on
Mia's short and this metallic mermaid esque fluffy top that Onda has as well
moving on to these Inkigayo blue velvet outfits they are actually the
epitome of stunning when I say wow oh wow wonderful great Mir is shook you
know girl groups they're just out here doing things like this and then people
have the audacity to hate on them people have tagged me in the store to have DM
me this photo because that is blue velvet's impact, this turquoise velvet just
shines in this light in the most beautiful way ever and the way it's
mixed with different textures such as leather and jewelry actually takes my
breath away I actually plan on hosting a kpop award show at the end of the year
and we're gonna have a category for best outfits these are in the running a
hundred percent also 2NE2 will win best rookie group despite the fact that we
have not debuted because that category is kind of rigged but the rest is
totally fair I promise I actually want my dogs to wear these outfits to my
funeral, should I make these outfits for my dogs?
oh my god where do I find turquoise velvet? you guys think I'm bluffing I'm
not...okay so maybe I am bluffing if I could actually find this beautiful shade
of turquoise velvet I would definitely try to make this for my dogs but to be
honest I'm really not sure that Kevin could actually pull this off, welcome to
my 13th scandal now we have the show outfits these are really colorful and
I'm not a hundred percent sure how I feel about them I feel like individually
they're all kind of stunning in their own way but when you put them together
just the cohesiveness just I'm not feeling it I'm just
this color story is just not my cup of tea I also feel like the lighting just
makes these outfits look really cheap but yes they are obnoxious and that
definitely works for the music video but just the stage lighting hmm on top of
everything these outfits are also like brand-name and just the tape does not
help their case, Balmain who? Alexander Wang who? I don't know. for those who are
new here we absolutely love blue velvet and velvet in general we also love silk
but we absolutely hate denim and hate tape because elitism. you're gonna want
to get on board. but seriously putting away my
overdramatic nature I definitely think the tape is just a little detail that
definitely throws off the outfits for me and makes them look a little bit Messier
and we've definitely seen in Itzy's icy stages that they use tape to their
advantage they use it in a way that actually mastered the outfits very well
so we do know it's possible to use tape and outfits and not have it look too too
obnoxious but this is definitely not the case so now we're gonna talk about these
simply kpop outfits which definitely follow the trend I predicted for 2020
black and red but some of these outfits just stand out in kind of weird ways for
example there are some rainbow elements mixed into the outfits which really only
works for you know Yiren, I feel like her rainbow bling is just so cute but that's
that's this about it, otherwise I just feel like black and red are already such
bold colors together that when you add a whole ass rainbow it's just not always
the best idea we also have these added plaid elements and I suppose E:U's shirt is
checkers believe it matches Sihyeon's plaid so I'm not really feeling it that's
a no thank you for me though I do like Mia's leg strap and
Aisha's outfit definitely gives me 2019 vibes does anyone else feel the same way
it kind of gives me these Saturday Bbyong vibes or red velvet oompah oompah vibes
or gfriend fever vibes but in a red and black version, okay so now the rest of
the outfits are more or less the same these very stunning sparkly elevated
sophisticated outfits we need to take a few seconds to talk about these m-net
outfits these white outfits, Onda's outfits stands out slightly it's not
too much but she stands out in like a really beautiful way with her slightly
greater toned outfit either way the white just makes them
look like angels so then we also have a second stage with kind of similar white
outfits but there is a little bit of an edgy twist to them we see that the white
is not only mixed with elements of black and jewelry but there is also these
acid-wash element which definitely gave me a little throwback to adios so it's
really interesting because at the beginning of the video we saw the first
outfits were very reminiscent of their debut and now these outfits are very
reminiscent of their first comeback so I think it's just really interesting but
they took those elements from previous eras and mix it with the styling of this
current era okay so now we need to talk about these red outfits because I think
they're really beautiful I love how they maintain the essence of a monochromatic
outfit with the red theme in particular but we do see different shades of red
while also playing with different textures such as leather and of course
jewelry which seems to be a very consistent theme throughout a lot of
these outfits and I'd like to point out Aisha's outfit because I think it is the
nicest actually she has this half dark red leather and half light red material
vibe going on and then we have these black and yellow outfits that they wore
on music core, black and yellow outfits just give me bumblebee chic vibes and I
love that so as for the rest of the outfits they are very similar and they
feature a lot of sparkles and don't get me wrong I definitely think that these
outfits truly set the tone for this comeback and I definitely think that
they are iconic enough to make you think of them when you think of this song I
definitely think sparkly, I kept saying definitely, I'm sorry! I truly think that
sparkly suit like outfits are really what screams dun dun however that also
means that we don't really have a lot to talk about
however I'm gonna make a confession I don't like circles don't ask me why I
don't know where this disdain for circles comes from but it's kind of like
the denim thing but it makes a lot less sense because I have very
valid facts backing up why I don't like denim I have no you know concrete
reasoning for why I dislike circles they just make me uncomfortable like it's
just a no thank you for me do you ever just so arbitrarily hate someone or
something cuz me leap down in the comments below what you absolutely hate
fashion wise I feel like I'm the only one complaining here anyways thank you
guys so much for making it to the end of this video leaves on the comments below
as well which outfit was your favorite outfit ever
in these dun dun promotions also I asked you guys on Twitter if everyglow were
done their promotions for dun dun and I thought it was the funniest thing ever a
lot of people liked that tweet and no one responded and I feel like I need
more everglow stans to follow me because that's just frankly embarrassing
and I will see you guys next time bye