- Ahh, oh yeah, look at that face lift.
I am so happy I got this.
They took at least 10 years off!
Ooh, you go girl!
Ha, yeah, that's never gonna happen.
So, plastic surgery is pretty common today.
In fact, if you just don't like something about yourself,
whether it's your face, your stomach, whatever,
you can just go to the plastic surgeon,
and they can fix it like that.
Of course, plastic surgery is, by far,
the most expensive option to change your appearance,
assuming it's something it's something that you could change
otherwise through something like your diet to lose weight.
But hey, it's convenient, quick, and safe!
Most of the time.
Sometimes, plastic surgery does not exactly go as well
as people would have hoped.
Sometimes people end up looking like Mr. Potatohead.
You put the lips right there!
So, today I am going to present you
with some of the absolute scariest examples
of people who have either had way too many plastic surgeries
or just one or two, but had them completely botched.
So, without further ado,
here are the 10 worst plastic surgery disasters.
Number one is Maria Cristerna.
Heh, oh Jesus!
Maria Cristerna, also know as the vampire lady,
is a 40 year old Mexican born woman
who suffered through domestic abuse from her husband
until she left him and decided to make some drastic changes.
She of course went to go get therapy and other forms of help
but that just wasn't enough for her, mm-mm.
She decided to go get drastic cosmetic changes
including titanium implants that look like horns
in the sides of her skull near her temples.
But that's not all!
She also got implanted fang like teeth,
large piercings, and extensive amounts of tattooing
on her face and upper torso.
But actually, Maria now travels the world
as a successful DJ and even gives talks
on domestic abuse to women in her hometown
of Guadalajara, Mexico.
Let me tell you a story (hisses).
Now of course at first, people who saw her walking
would understandably cross to the other side of the street,
but now she's simply known as
the friendly neighborhood vampire.
Number two is Donatella Versace.
This woman has had more handwork done
than the very bag she creates.
Donatella Versace is the head designer
for the Versace fashion brand ever since
her brother Gianni passed away in 1997.
The 61 year old has undergone so many plastic surgeries
on her body, it's made her look almost
like a cartoon caricature of her former self.
Over the years she has had everything imaginable done.
Lip injections, face lifts, multiple nose jobs,
one of which was botched, botox,
laser resurfacing on her skin,
I don't even know what that is,
and multiple implants of every kind.
But I guess it worked, because even at the age of 61,
she has almost no wrinkles.
Well yeah, of course she's gonna have no wrinkles,
she looks like she just walk out
of a boxing match with Mike Tyson.
Yeah, I think this is going really good.
I think we've got at least one more round ahead of me, yeah.
Number three is Pete Burns.
Pete Burns was the singer for the British band
Dead or Alive who's best known for their hit single
You Spin Me Round.
The 57 year old became addicted to plastic surgery
at some point during his career,
and eventually got cheek implants,
lip injections, and nose jobs.
Back in 2006, on a British television special
entitled Pete Burns Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares,
he revealed that his doctors had actually botched
a job on his lips, and he had to spend a year and a half
and almost all of his money on procedures
in an attempt to fix it.
He actually ended up suing the surgeon
for one million pounds and ended up settling
for 450,000 pounds.
I genuinely want to understand
why people are so obsessed with trying to look like a duck.
I mean, I wouldn't wanna walk around
having people wonder if I have the ability to eat soup.
(slurps) It's almost in there!
Can I have a towel?
Number four is Amanda Lepore.
Amanda Lepore is a famous American
transgender model, singer, and socialite
who's been featured in several well known
advertising campaigns for companies
like MAC cosmetics, Swatch, among others.
The 48 year old had her first cosmetic surgery
done at the age of 15 and by the end of high school,
she received a sex change.
Since then, she received numerous procedures
on her face and body increasing
her feminine physical attributes.
Whether you're transgender, gay, or straight,
if you get some changes on the outside,
to better reflect what's on the inside,
I am all for that and I support you.
But if you start to look like Jessica Rabbit
more than the actual cartoon Jessica Rabbit,
you might wanna just pull the reigns back
a little bit there, just pull it on back.
Number five is Michaela Romanini.
Michaela Romanini is a 65 year old Italian socialite
that has had nearly the same about of fame
in Italy as Paris Hilton did back in the day in the US.
Unfortunately, her fame and excessive attention
to her physical appearance led to
plastic surgery addiction at an early age.
At a young age, she began undergoing procedures
on her face and became hooked on
receiving collagen injections,
which made her lips inflated and blp, oversized.
Romanini is as famous for her surgeries
and the drastic effect it had on her appearance
as she is for her socialite status.
It's not so much the look of this that bothers me so much.
It's more a curiosity as to how these people eat.
Like when she looks at solid foods,
does she just get nervous sweats,
or does she just stick to a liquid diet?
I genuinely wanna know.
Can put my burger and fries in a blender for me,
that would make it a lot easier.
Do you have a straw?
Number six is Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Jocelyn Wildenstein is a 60 year old
wealthy art dealer and socialite
from California who became addicted
to plastic surgery after catching her husband
cheating on her with a younger Russian model.
Not a good reason to get plastic surgery.
Instead of divorcing her husband,
like most women would do,
she turned to beauty enhancement surgeries
in order to keep him around.
Again, not a good reason.
Hundreds of hours of surgery later,
Jocelyn's face has become puffy and devoid
of all ability to show any facial expression.
Oh, you surprised me.
She has spent a whopping four million dollars
on her surgeries and some media personalities have even
given her the nickname the bride of Wildenstein,
which of course is a play on the name Frankenstein.
Okay, that goes way too far.
Media, you need to check yourself sometimes,
'cause that is offensive!
Frankenstein had plenty of ability to move his face!
Number seven is Hang Mioku.
Oh, this one.
Hang Mioku is a South Korean woman
who became completely addicted
to having plastic surgery done
after her first procedure was done at just 28 years old.
After 20 more years and dozens of operations,
her face has become so large and malformed,
that doctors finally had to cut her off,
refusing her any further surgeries.
Now, that would stop most people, but not Hang!
No, no, no!
Taking matters into her own hands,
she began injecting cooking oil into her own face.
After her self injection incident,
doctors were able to drain most of the oil out,
but she was left with facial scars and disfigurement.
That was not for comedic effect,
I'm sorry, that just really grossed me out.
Uh, I feel bad for this woman,
and she needs to stop injecting cooking oil
and Pam and other cooking agents into her face,
I need a drink of water.
Number eight is Erik Sprague.
44 year old Erik Sprague, also known as the lizard man,
is a freak show and sideshow performer
best known for his body modification
that he has undergone in order to look more like a lizard.
The procedures that he had done involved
implanting five Teflon steel bumps under each eyebrow
and that's not all.
He has stretched his septum and earlobes
with oversized piercings,
has had 700 hours of tattooing done,
and split his own tongue in half lengthwise.
In fact, he was one of the first people
in the entire world to do it.
No, I like my tongue just the way it is.
Number nine is Sarah Burge.
Sarah Burge, formerly a British playboy bunny,
is well known as the human Barbie.
Since having undergone a total of 100
cosmetic surgery procedures within 20 years
costing over three million dollars.
The extent of those surgeries included nose jobs,
butt lifts, facial liposuction, boob jobs,
restructured jaw line, tummy tucks,
eyelid lifts, chin augmentation,
and I'm running out of breath.
Yeah, she definitely earned the nickname Barbie,
but her addiction to plastic surgery went way too far
when she admitted to injecting her 15 year old daughter
with Botox, and not only that, but she gave her seven year
old daughter a certificate to receive liposuction
and a boob job as soon as she turns 18.
And the cycle of plastic faces continues.
And number ten is Dennis Avner.
Dennis Avner was an American man
best known for his extensive body modifications.
After discovering that his Native American name
means stalking cat, he decided to get any
and all surgeries necessary to fit the name.
So he proceeded to spend millions of dollars
to get the following, brace yourself.
Full body tattoos, including facial tattooing,
facial subdermal implants to change the shape
of his brow, forehead, and the bridge of his nose,
flattening his nose, silicon injection in his lips,
cheeks, chin, and other parts of his face,
splitting his upper lip, filling and reshaping his teeth,
surgically reshaping his ears to be pointed,
surgical hairline modification, no I didn't get that done,
transdermal implants on his forehead
to facilitate wearing whiskers,
green contact lenses with slit irises,
and of course wearing a robotic tail, mehh.
The cat man passed away at the age of 54 in 2012.
Rest in peace, meow.
So that's it, but I wanna know from you guys,
which one on this list, in your opinion,
is the craziest example of a plastic surgery disaster,
or did I miss someone?
Is there someone else out there
that I didn't have on this list
that is worse than the 10 that I put on here,
I don't even know if I wanna know that,
but I kinda do, so leave a comment below,
and I will be responding to as many of you as possible.
Thank you so much for watching.
I'll see you guys next time.