[gasping]
Here at The Premiere your comments are always welcome.
Yeah? The only thing you might want to check out is the cupholder in seat 34C,
it's a little wobbly.
Well I'll get my toolkit and have a look at that
just as soon as the next movie lets out.
Great.
Because, with all the pain and hunger and disease in the world
there's really no better use of my time
than to make sure every blessed cupholder is rock solid steady!
So that little whiny punkholes like you don't have to worry about your
precious little lemonade being a teeny bit unbalanced.
I had the fruit punch.
Well, fruity-dooty-doo!
I quit!
- Hey Josh! - Uh, hey Crazy Steve.
So I got that foreign film ready for you in theater five.
Oh, uh, okay well um... The thing is we decided to see Puppet Fever instead.
Well, that's gonna be a little problem see because,
When you asked me to find that movie for you I spent five hours on the phone
tracking it down and talking Helen into letting me screen it for you so,
now that I've done all that,
Somebody's gonna be watching Ick Glokmah tonight!
Or somebody's gonna be an organ donor before their 17th birthday Josh Nichols!
So I'm gonna see Ick Glockmah.
Hey! Cockadoodle-doo! The cow says moo!
Cockadoodle-doo! The cow says moo!
For most eighth grade girls, if they came home and found their 26-year-old brother
dangling upside down from the ceiling
over a giant robot made out of soda bottles, it'd be weird.
You're saying I'm abnormal?
Come down from there before you hurt yourself.
No worries. I got my leg wrapped around this pipe.
[groaning]
Please help me stand up.
[groaning]
Are you all right?
Nope.
I dislocated my shoulder again.
One sec.
[yelling]
I'm now officially a drummer.
[drums playing]
How could that even happen?
Nice.
Have you been reading a scary novel?
No I haven't been reading a novel.
Oh I have. It's all about a baker in the 1700's who makes bread for peasants.
- I love that book. - It's a charming read.
- Well I better let you get off to work. - I'll see you this evening.
[screaming]
Let's just recap.
You steal my motorcycle.
I don't have you arrested.
I invite you into my home.
I teach you about the joys of sculpting.
I'm forced to wait an hour for bagels I didn't even want.
And then I come home to find you chewing on my sister's face.
[yelling]
Um...
What you got there?
It's a smoothie.
I think she meant the gigantic bird.
Oh, this is Marvin, he's an ostrich.
I just bought him.
- Your magic meatball told you to? - Yes.
Wow, I can't believe I'm here in the city of Chicago.
Why, anything could happen to a woman like me,
here, in Chigaco.
♪ Chicago! Chicago! ♪
- Uh, are you playing a video game? - No.
That's the echo from the video game that you're playing.
I'm not playing a video game. I'm studying for my math test.
Does your math book have explosions coming out of it?
[explosion sounding]
Okay fine, I'm taking a break so I can torture this one guy
who's supposed to be some big cyber stud.
This guy hasn't beat me once.
Maybe he's just going through a slump.
[laughing]
What's that for?
Ah, the fire department sent us a letter
saying we've reached our maximum number of calls for the year.
So I bought this.
Nice.
I need to show you how this works in case there's ever a fire and I'm not home.
All right, show me.
All right. See that paper cup right there?
I see the cup.
Imagine I'm not home and that cup is on fire.
You don't just go:
"oh I'm a young girl at home and there's a fire! Ah! Now what do I do?"
Nope, you just pull this thingy,
point the nozzle suchly and calmly squeez this metal--
Oh my god!
[screaming]
Now what do we do? What do we do?
And then you just put the extinguisher back in its wall bracket.
Ooh!
Hurry!
Hey, Spencer!
Sup, Tori?
Thanks for taking care of me.
Come on. We both know I'm a big, tall, goofy man child.
You took care of yourself.
Yeah.
Maybe in some ways.
But...
you've always made me laugh...
and feel safe.
Shown me that being a grown up doesn't mean you have to stop being silly...
and creative, and fun.
Well now you made me cry.
I love you.
I love you too, kid.
I love you guys.
Love you too.
Love you too, kid.
Now, you two...
We don't know where you came from.
We don't wanna know.
But I'm going to tell you something right now.
Okay why are you smiling at us like that?
Joey, Joey I think I'm gonna faint.
Just, hold on to me.
I'm gonna faint.
Just live in the moment, okay? Just breathe.
And live this moment.
Okay.
- Oh god we love you so much! - I can't believe this is real life.
Okay what is going on?
It's just...
The only reason we ever even decided to be crime fighters...
Is because we wanted to be exactly like you two.
We humble ourselves before you.
- These guys are all right. - Yeah I'm starting to like these guys.