[MUSIC PLAYING]
BILL NYE: No, it's all good.
[EXPLOSION NOISE]
FEMALE SPEAKER: We're delighted to welcome Salman Rushdie
to discuss his 12th novel.
FEMALE SPEAKER: This is Dikembe Mutombo, and he was born in--
DIKEMBE MUTOMBO: Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba [INAUDIBLE]
Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHS]
DIKEMBE MUTOMBO: I thought you were going to introduce me
with my man names.
MARIE KONDO: [SPEAKING JAPANESE]
BRANDON SANDERSON: I am reading a flashback sequence
for a character named Dalinar, which
means that if you haven't read the other "Stormlight" books,
it's not a spoiler because it takes place
30 years before the first book begins.
BILL MURRAY: Is this beer?
MALE SPEAKER: That is beer.
BILL MURRAY: I'm not really a beer guy.
I'm more of a hard liquor guy.
Are you a beer girl, right here?
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHS]
JOHN CLEESE: Because that's what journalists write about.
And then I say at the end, what did you think?
They say, oh, they thought it was hilarious.
I say, well, could you say so?
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHS]
MALE SPEAKER: I thought it was hilarious.
JOHN CLEESE: [LAUGHS] Thank you [INAUDIBLE].
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SUNDAR PICHAI: Shah Rukh and I were
walking when a bunch of Googlers just
did a flash dance and Shah Rukh joined in the back as well.
AUDIENCE: [CHEERS]
FEMALE SPEAKER: Absolute pleasure
to welcome Guillermo del Toro, Jessica Chastain, Tom
Hiddleston, and Mia Wasikowska!
AUDIENCE: [APPLAUDS]
JOHN BOYEGA: I went on YouTube-- I should have said Google,
but nah, it was YouTube.
MALE SPEAKER: Well, we own that.
JOHN BOYEGA: Oh, you do?
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHS]
JOHN BOYEGA: Boom.
COLIN CLOUD: You've got the seven.
You've got the eight.
You've got the nine.
You've got the 10.
You've got the jack.
You've got the queen.
You've got the king, and you've got the joker.
You were wondering whether or not I was going to say it.
Is that right?
Yes!
MALE SPEAKER: And how much of you
is in Dwight, and how much of Dwight is in you?
RAINN WILSON: That's what she said.
AUDIENCE: [LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
RICHARD ENGEL: It takes courage to be good.
It takes courage to be kind.
It's easy to be mean.
[PIANO PLAYING]
MALE SINGER: I don't do sadness, not even a little bit.
Just don't need it in my life.
EDUARDO MIRANDA RODRIGUEZ: You got to do it.
You got to do it.
DARRYL "DMC" MCDANIELS [RAPPING]:
This speech is my recital.
I think it's very vital to rock a rhyme that's right on time.
"It's Tricky" is the title.
Let's sing it.
It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock
a rhyme that's right on time.
It's tricky!
It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky!
It's tricky to rock a rhyme, rock
a rhyme that's right on time.
It's tricky!