>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A TWO-TERM
GOVERNOR, A GOLDEN-GLOBE WINNING ACTOR, A FIVE-TIME MR. UNIVERSE,
AND A SEVEN-TIME MR. OLYMPIA. NOW HE'S WRITTEN A BOOK OF
ADVICE CALLED "BE USEFUL: SEVEN TOOLS FOR LIFE."
PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW"
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] PLEASE.
>> Arnold: THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THIS GUY LOOKS SO PUMPED UP, UP
THERE. LOOK AT THAT.
>> Stephen: WELL, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
IT'S REALLY LOVELY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A LONG TIME.
I'M GLAD WE COULD FINALLY MAKE IT HAPPEN.
>> Arnold: THANK YOU. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 30TH
ANNIVERSARY. >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH. IT'S VERY NICE.
>> Arnold: I MET YOUR LOVELY WIFE.
SHE DEFINITELY IS THE BETTER HALF.
>> Stephen: I DON'T FIGHT. I WILL NOT FIGHT YOU ON THAT
ONE. YOU'RE 76 YEARS OLD.
YOU'VE HAD THREE EPIC CAREERS. >> Arnold: WHY DO YOU MENTION
THAT? WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT?
>> Stephen: IT'S EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE HOW GOOD YOU LOOK.
>> Arnold: THANK YOU. >> Stephen: SETTING YOU UP
WITH A COMPLEMENT. ONE OF THE THINGS --
ONE SKILL THAT'S ALWAYS IMPRESSED ME ABOUT WHETHER IT'S
YOUR BODY BUILDING CAREER, ACTING CAREER, POLITICAL CAREER,
HOW ABSOLUTELY POWERFULLY YOU SELL WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.
I WANT TO DO SOME OF THAT SELLING TONIGHT FOR YOUR NEW
BOOK WHICH IS CALLED "BE USEFUL: SEVEN TOOLS FOR LIFE" IT'S
AVAILABLE TOMORROW. BEFORE WE GO TO ANY OF THAT, I
WANT TO KNOW ABOUT, DID YOU HAVE ANY PLANS OTHER THAN
BODY BUILDING? IF IT HADN'T BEEN BODY BUILDING
WAS THEREAFTER FALLBACK POSITION FOR YOU?
>> Arnold: NO. I WRITE ABOUT IT IN THE BOOK.
THERE NEVER WAS A FALLBACK DECISION OR PLAN B BECAUSE I
ALWAYS FELT LIKE IF ENOUGH PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE DOUBTING
YOU, ENOUGH PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT, MAYBE THIS ISN'T WORKING.
ESPECIALLY BODY BUILDING. PEOPLE'S I WANT YOU BECOME A
WORLD CHAMPION IN SKIING. THAT'S AUSTRIAN.
BUT BODY BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN SPORT.
THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. THERE'S NO WAY.
YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE SAYING NO, NO.
IF I SAY YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PLAN B THAT MEANS IF I HAVE
DOUBTS MYSELF BUT IT ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
IS IT GOING TO WORK OR NOT? TO HAVE A FALLBACK POSITION.
I DIDN'T WANT TO DOUBT MYSELF BECAUSE THAT'S THE WORST THING
YOU CAN DO IS DOUBT YOURSELF. YOU HAVE TO HAVE CONFIDENCE.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A VERY CLEAR VISION.
I HAD A VERY WEIRD VISION TO BE THE WORLD'S BEST BODY BUILDER,
MOST MUSCULAR MAN, WINNING THE MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST IN LONDON
AT THE SAME STAGE WHERE OTHERS WON.
THE GUY WHO PLAYED HERCULES AND THE MOVIES THAT I SIZE A KID.
THAT'S WHAT INSPIRED ME. I WANTED TO DO EXACTLY THE SAME.
TRAIN AS HARD FIVE HOURS A DAY AND IT BECAME A REALITY.
AT THE AGE OF 20 I BECAME THE YOUNGEST MR. UNIVERSE EVER IN
LONDON. >> Stephen: TALKING ABOUT
BULKING UP. I WANTED SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU
FEEL COMFORTABLE. WE HEARD THAT YOU LIKE.
WHAT IS -- >> Arnold: WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT? THAT IS AMAZING.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT.
>> Arnold: POWDERED SUGAR ON TOP, KAISERSCHMARRN.
>> Arnold: EMPERORS FLUFF. PANCAKE CUT INTO LITTLE PIECES.
SOME THINK THAT THE GERMANS DEVELOPED.
SING EVERY GERMAN SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE DISH OF KAISERSCHMARRN
A DAY. MADE UT OF EGGS AND FLOWERS.
ONE OF THOSE CRAZY GERMAN THINGS WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE THE
SAME. IT'S JUST RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THAT IS LIKE -- >> Arnold: IT SHOULD BE WORN.
>> Stephen: IT SHOULD BE WARM. >> Arnold: BUT THIS IS REALLY
NICE. >> Stephen: IT'S A LITTLE
CONGEALED KAISERSCHMARRN IS WHAT IT IS.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE FOOD -- >> Arnold: WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS? >> Stephen: AT "THE LATE SHOW"
LABS. >> Arnold: THERE IS NO ONE WHO
KNOWS HOW TO MAKE KAISERSCHMARRN.
I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY. I REMEMBER MY MOTHER USED TOOK
OVER AND SHE WOULD STAY WITH ME. THIS WAS BACK IN THE '70s AND
SHE WOULD TEACH EVERYONE HOW TO MAKE KAISERSCHMARRN AND HOW TO
MAKE MEANER SCHNITZEL. IT WAS FUNNY.
SHE FELT THAT AMERICANS DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK.
I SAID NO, AMERICANS KNOW HOW TO COOK REALLY WELL.
THEY JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE KAISERSCHMARRN OR
WIENERSCHNITZEL. >> Stephen: OR SPAETZLE.
>> Arnold: YOU HAVE TO GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
>> Stephen: I HAVE NEVER BEEN. IS IT FUN?
IS IT A MOB? >> Arnold: OKTOBERFEST HAS
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DESCENDING IN MUNICH.
I JUST CAME FROM THERE TWO WEEKS AGO.
I WAS AT OKTOBERFEST. IN MY HOUSE I HAD OKTOBERFEST
ALSO ON SATURDAY. HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
WE HAD OKTOBERFEST WHICH WAS A FUND-RAISER TO RAISE MONEY FOR
KIDS, FOR AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAMS. WE RAISED $7 MILLION.
[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.
THE KIDS DIDN'T GET ANY OF THE BEER.
I'M HOPING THE KIDS DIDN'T GET ANY.
>> Arnold: THE KIDS WEREN'T EVEN THERE.
IT WAS TOO LATE AT NIGHT. BUT THESE PROGRAMS ALL OVER THE
UNITED STATES. AROUND 150,000 KIDS.
BECAUSE 70% OF THE KIDS COME FROM HOMES WHERE BOTH OF THE
PARENTS ARE WORKING. THE PARENTS DON'T HAVE TIME IN
THE AFTERNOON TO TAKE CARE OF THER KIDS UNTIL THEY GET HOME
AT NIGHT. SO BETWEEN 3:00 AND 6:00 IS THE
DANGER ZONE FOR KIDS WHICH MEANS THAT'S WHEN THEY GET INVOLVED IN
JUVENILE CRIME, TEENAGE PREGNANCY, GANGS, DRUGS,
VIOLENCE WHICH COSTS SOCIETY HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY.
INCARCERATION ALL OF THIS STUFF. WHEN I FELT 30 YEARS AGO WHEN I
STARTED THIS PROGRAM WAS WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT IN AMERICA.
WE CAN PROVIDE PROGRAMS AFTER THE SCHOOL IS OVER.
HAVE KIDS STAY IN SCHOOL, DO HOMEWORK ASSISTANCE, TUTORING,
SPORTS AND FITNESS PROGRAMS, ARTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
UNTIL 6:00 AND TOLD PARENTS CAN PICK UP THEIR KIDS.
SO NOW THOSE KIDS ARE SAFE AND GETTING EDUCATION.
[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT STICK AROUND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, EVERY
EVERYBODY.