>> YO, YO, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY CUZ WE GOT SOME BEEF ON THE
GRILL.
IT'S RIZ AHMED VERSUS JAMES CORDEN IN DROP THE MIC!
(APPLAUSE) LET'S HEAR IT FOR AN EMCEE WHO'S
GOT MORE BARS THAN WILY WONKA JAMES CORDEN!
(APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
NOW YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM FROM THE NIGHT OF AND 2K3WEUR8S BUT HE'S
ABOUT TO LYRICALLY SHOCK THE WORLD.
GIVE IT UP FOR RIZ AHMED!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, JAMES AS
ALWAYS YOU'RE THE HOST, SO YOU'LL GO FIRST.
>> James: THANK YOU, REG.
HOW YOU DOING, REG, YOU FEEL BOOED ABOUT THIS?
>> YEAH, I FEEL ALL RIGHT, CUZ YOU RAP IN REAL LIFE.
>> YEAH, I DO, I DO.
>> James: OKAY, WE'LL SEE.
ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF RIZ BUS HE RAPS HIS LYRICS LACK
DEMENT JUST LIKE WHEN HE ACTS YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE HIM FROM
SOME FV SHOW OR NOT AT ALL IF YOU DON'T PAY FOR HBO.
ON GIRLS HE ARE DROWNING TONTD, RIZ CUZ YOU'RE ON MY TURF.
THIS IS A FLOPPER, NOT A FAIR FIGHT, LIKE WERE YOU OVERBOOKED
ON THE UNITED AIR FLIGHT.
>> THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
LET'S DO THIS.
I SPEAK THE TRUTH, YOU'RE A LIAR.
♪ HE'S LIKE SEAN SPICER MIXED WITH A SINGING UBER DRIVER.
JAMES AND I ARE FROM THE SAME PLACE ON THE MAP, THAT'S HOW I
KNOW HE STOLE GRAHAM NOR'S ACT.
I'M STILL A BIT CONFUSED WITH THE SHOW THAT YOU ARE SELLIN,
YOU SING AND DABS, REAL CUTE, ISN'T THAT BASICALLY EM EN.
A LOOK AT YOU YOU ARE YOUR CHAT SHOW, YOU BET YOU THINK YOU'RE
GREAT BUT MATE IT'S SO LATE NOBODY'S AWAKE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAME TO PLAY.
COULDN'T HEAR A THE LO OF WHAT YOU WERE SAYING BECAUSE I WAS
DISTRACTED BY THAT SHIRT.
>> THAT'S MY WHOLE STRATEGY.
>> James: LET'S GO, JOSH.
I NO RUINING A STAR WARS IS SEEN AS UNLAWFUL, BUT HERE'S A ROIG
ONE SPOILER N IT, HE'S AWFUL HONESTLY ITS MEAN TO SAY IN
STARS HE LINKS, HE MADE ME MISS THE DAYS OF JAR JAR BINGES, SUR
SEX SKI IN GIRLS MIGHT NEED AN ACTING CLASS, KUS YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO GET NAKED TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE AN AN ASS, THE NIGHT OF
IS A MURDER MYSTERY, RIGHT, WELL THERE'S NO MYSTERY HERE CUZ I'M
KELLING YOU TONTD.
(APPLAUSE) YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR WITH THE
SOUND EFFECTS.
TOO FAR.
THE BEAT.
YEAH I DID DO STAR WARS, BET THAT MADE YOU MAD, TOO BAD THEY
WEREN'T TRYING TO CAST JABA THE HUTT'S DAD.
YEAH, I HAD LENA'S BABY, IT WAS FUN.
I WAS ON GIRLS BUT YOU NEVER TOUCHED ONE.
YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM IS WEST HAM UNITED, HE HEARD THE
WORD HAM AND YOU GOT MAD EXCITED.
YOU'RE NOT AN M.C., YOU'LL BEG ME TO LET YOU DOWN GENTLY, I
WOULDN'T STOP THIS WAR IF KEN DAL JENNER BROUGHT OUT PEPSIS.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: LISTEN, LISTEN, HEY, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED,
OKAY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> James: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT.
SO NICE TO HEAR YOUR FINAL W0RDS.
LET'S GO, JOSH.
RIZ JUST PLAYED AT COACH ELLA, THAT'S VERY COOL, MAN, YOU
RAPPED FOR TEENAGERS WEARING FLOWER HEADBANDS, HE WAS ON
GIRLS TO TRY TO SPICE UP THE PLOTTED, NOW GIRLS IS OFF AIR,
YOU CONNECT THE DOTS.
WERE YOU IN JASON BOURNE AND YOU PLAYED MATT'S ENEMY, IT'S FUNNY,
NO ONE WHO SAW IT KNEW YOUR IDENTITY.
HE ACTS, HAS TRACKS, NEVER WILL HIT, HE IS BASICALLY THE WORLD'S
WORST VERSION OF WILL SMITH.
(APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, YEAH I'M DRESSED LIKE WILL SMITH AND I
GET LOVE IN MIAMI, THE MOST MUSICAL YOU GOT IS FALLING OVER
AT THE GRAMMYS.
YOU BROUGHT US JASON BOURNE, WHICH MAKES YOU A SUCKER, YOU
LOOK LIKE MATT DAMON IF HE ONLY ATE BUTTER.
YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE CLEVER BUT YOU'RE VACANT, WHEN YOU LEFT FOR
THE STATES WE WERE LIKE YO, PLEASE TAKE HIM.
YOUR FLOWS ARE BROKE, YOUR JOKES ON THE MIC ARE SPENT, I SAW YOU
AT COACH ELLA, WERE YOU THE BIG WHITE TENT, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
(APPLAUSE).
>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WHO IS YOUR WINNER?
IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: OR IS IT RIZ AHMED.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) RIZ AHMED, WINNER.
>> James: RIZ AHMED, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RIZ AND KUMAIL NANJIANI.