- The idea is, you set the spike trap,
then use a harpoon gun to pull them into the trap you set.
- Too bad they vaulted the spike trap.
- That also sounds much more complicated
than just shooting them in the head.
- Yeah, you trying to collect clips for a TikTok?
- No.
Well, yes, but more importantly,
I think if we aren't going to win a battle royale,
we might as well do something cool.
Camp Cuddle? This doesn't scream "cool TikTok clips."
- Right, because I ignored that idea
and thought we might have more fun at a summer camp.
- Ooh! A friend!
- Welcome. Always great to see a new group at the camp.
I'm Cuddle Team Leader.
Y'all can call me Cuddly.
- Pleasure to meet you!
- Likewise. Is your friend okay?
- Yeah, Tanner, are you okay?
- Yeah, I, I'm fine, but maybe we should go somewhere else.
- It's Camp Cuddle. Loosen up.
- Aah!
- Well, that's the overreaction of the century.
- You got that right.
Where should we go first?
- Might I recommend the lake?
(relaxing music)
- Sorry about that earlier.
- You really lost it.
Afraid of the color pink?
- (snorts) Or maybe just fuzzy animals?
- No, no, there was just this horrible fairy tale
my mother would tell me about this creature,
Curdle Scream Leader.
Half pink bear, half tomato head, 100% nightmare fuel.
Seeing Cuddly made the story come to life,
and I freaked out.
- So you were reminded of a scary story for kids?
- Well, when you put it like that, I sound like a baby.
- Sorry. What matters is Cuddly isn't Curdle.
She's a camp counselor.
- (exclaims) You're right, I'm overreacting.
I think I'll take a walk around the island and chill out.
- I think we're experiencing a full-blown trauma response.
- Yeah, parents really mess up their kids
in the most innocuous ways.
- Yeah. Well, I'm going for a swim.
- Get it together, Tanner.
Curdle isn't real,
and Cuddly is just a weird pink bear lady.
Maybe with a smoking problem.
Not very kid-friendly, come to think of it.
This is a fun camp,
and you're going to have fun with your friends
until a bunch of better players show up and ruin it,
the battle royale way.
(ominous music)
(twisted music)
Nope, I'm right.
(beep) this place.
- Tanner! About time you joined us.
Cuddly even made you a plate.
- Guys, we need to go.
- Tanner, don't worry.
I talked to Cuddly about what you told Anya and me.
She totally understands.
- Yeah. That fairy tale is just to keep kids in bed.
I've heard it myself.
Don't worry about it.
- Can we have a team meeting?
Guys, I'm sure I was overreacting earlier,
but I swear while I was down by the shore,
I saw Curdle Scream Leader in this very building.
He was watching me, menacingly.
We need to leave.
- Tanner, I know you're scared, but we're having a blast.
Maybe you can sleep off these nerves.
We were all feeling a post-swim nap anyway.
- Yeah. Trust me, you'll feel better after some shut-eye.
- A nap? That'll leave you completely defenseless.
- Would it make you feel better
if you shared a room with me, Tanner?
- Roach, you're a self-proclaimed serial killer.
I know we're friends, but that sounds insane.
- Figured I'd offer.
- Ready for your nap? (Tanner yelps)
- You bet!
(knuckles rapping)
- I swear, if this is Tanner...
(Caroline screams) (glass shatters)
- [Roach] Someone killed Caroline!
- Oh, my gosh! - It's Curdle! Where's Cuddly?
She's absolutely in- - Huh? What happened?
Oh, gosh. Your friend died.
Another team must have infiltrated the camp.
We are going to need to deal with them.
- Another team? I know this was Curdle and somehow you.
I'll stop. - Good.
All right, we should all split up.
Just be sneaky.
If we find the enemy team, send out a signal.
- What's the signal?
- You can't honestly be suggesting we split up.
- I was thinking of yelling, "I found them!"
Would be a good signal.
But yes, we should split up.
It's going to be the fastest way.
- We are completely unarmed!
- Here, I don't have much in way of weapons,
but I do have these spike traps.
If you get cornered, set one in front of you.
Should buy you some time for us all to meet up.
- Didn't Caroline say those were vaulted?
She's literally offering illegal murder spike traps!
- She's helping, Tanner.
- Is this gaslighting?
Am I being gaslit?
I don't know what is going on.
There's no way I'm splitting up.
Damn it.
- Other team, come out!
You've killed our friend, and it is very annoying.
Hmm. It feels like something's behind me.
(Roach screams)
- Maybe I'll catch them napping.
In retrospect, all of us splitting up
seems like a terrible idea.
Uh, Cuddly, is that you? (suspenseful music)
That is the scariest thing
I have ever seen in my entire life.
(Anya screams)
(Roach screams faintly)
- Roach!
How'd I let you talk me into this cataclysmically bad idea?
(Anya screams faintly) No, not another one!
(foreboding music)
No, thanks.
Aah!
Stay away! You wouldn't wanna hurt yourselves.
- Sorry, Tanner.
Looks like your summer break is over.
- Actually, I think this place is about
to be under new management.
- What?
(Cuddly moaning)
- Damn, that was cool.
Ow, ow, ow. No, ow.
I just defeated my past. Ow.
No. I'm the hero.
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(whimsical music)