Just do what I do when I have problems.
Scream!
You did it, Mr. Plankton! Victory screech!
[screeching]
[screaming]
The Hash-Slinging Slasher?!
Get away from me! Ah, he's gonna flip me!
[screaming]
Chow down, SpongeBob.
Um, no thanks.
Already ate. See?
Why?!
[screaming]
I'm a--
[screaming]
No, no, no!
Does Mr. Krabs look anything like that?
[screaming]
I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy.
[screaming]
[yodeling]
[screaming]
Ah, I got dead again. This game stinks.
[screaming]
See? That's why you must always pay attention
to the mountain.
I warned ya.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[Mr. Krabs laughing] [others screaming]
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, could you run that by me again?
Sure, I said. I'm worried that [babbling]
That's what I thought you said.
Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal.
[screaming]
Stay back! I'm warning you!
Alright, now, you're just acting silly.
I want you to [babbling]
No! Don't eat me! I'm too chewy!
[screaming]
[panting]
[babbling]
Holy shrimp, they're everywhere!
[screaming]
[babbling]
[screaming]
I told you that shirt was hideous.
[screaming]
No! No! I want to live!
[screaming]
Out of my way! Out of my way!
Can you see he's gonna kick my butt?!
Hi there, young people. Nice day today.
So, you like kicking butts, do ya?
We'll show you, old man!
No,
[screaming]
He's stealing the formula.
What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants?
[screaming]
You'll never catch me, Krabs.
Not when I shift into maximum overdrive. Hi-yah!
I knew I should've gotten the turbo
[screaming]
[screaming, dolphin clicking]
[laughing]
Wow, it doesn't get any better than that.
Yeah. I love boat screaming.
Oh, hey, hey, hey! Here comes another one!
[screaming]
Here comes another one.
[screaming]
[lightly screaming]
Morons.
[laughing]
[lightly screaming]
Would you two mind stopping with your baby games?!
I was just talking to my old community college buddy, Flats.
I bumped into him at the soda story.
Isn't that funny?
Oh, must've been years since we've seen each other.
Well, let me get going.
He's gotta go back to school soon.
He says he's got to kick somebody's butt.
[screaming]
Hello? Is this Pizza Castle?
[screaming]
[unintelligible]
The two of you, are to paint the inside of me house!
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
Uh, I am.
[screaming]
Patrick!
Hot wings.
Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?
[screaming]
[panting]
[sniffing]
The grill is still on, isn't it?
[screaming]
Ahh.
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs! Patrick! Help!
Sorry SpongeBob, this is a part of the story
where I run away again!
Only I don't know where else to go,
so I'm just gonna go circle around the building!
[screaming]
Those flowers for me?
[screaming] He's gonna kick my butt!
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson,
old man?
I love the young people.
[screaming]
Well, at least we got the footage.
Yeah, I got the footage.
Patrick, what is that?
Oh. It's a camera.
No, Patrick, this.
Oh. That's a lens cap.
Did you just put that on?!
Yep, I didn't wanna lose it,
so I put there right before we started filming.
[screaming]
[panting]
[screaming]
[gasping]
[laughing]
[screaming]
SpongeBob! SpongeBob, wake up! He's here!
Who's here? Hold on. Let me turn a-
[screaming] Your face!
Oh.
Take your seats.
[screaming]
Seats taken, sir.
Or even worse, maybe it's an embarrassing snapshot of me
from the Christmas party!
[screaming]
I gotta find out what's in that secret box.
[groaning]
Hi, SpongeBob.
[growling]
[screaming]
Krabs, we've come to haunt you.
Stay back! I'm well armed!
[moaning]
I'm warning ya.
[moaning]
Oh.
Boo.
[screaming]
I gotta get outta here!
[belching]
[shrieking]
[screaming]
And here are some fresh Krabby-
[screaming]
Hmm. There may be a problem after all.
Arr!
The Flying Dutchman!
W-W-What are you doing in my house?
I'm stuck here while me ship is being repaired.
Till then, I'm here to haunt ya. [laughing]
[screaming]
Squidward! Squidward!
SpongeBob, what was that noise?
Skin me alive and drench me in boiling oil!
What have you done to my living room?!
I told you just to paint the faded spot!
Well, it all looked kinda faded.
[hissing]
[clock donging]
Never mind! Maybe it won't show up on camera.
Here, help me move this sofa.
You got it, Squiddy. Where are we moving her to?
Hang on. I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.
Now, don't move it till I say- Ow!
Okay, it's on my foot! Now, don't- Ow!
- Okay! - Ow! Ow!
SpongeBob, I told you not to move til I said- Ow!
Why do you keep moving it?!
Cause you keep saying, "Ow"!
[screaming]
I don't need you! I can move it myself!
Hold still.
[sniffing]
They're pretty.
[screaming]
- Patrick! - And SpongeBob.
What are you two doing here?!
Run for your life!
[screaming]
[sighing]
[Patrick on CB, signal breaking up]
Say again, deputy.
The maniac's in the mailbox!
[screaming]
[snoring]
Hey! I'm driving!
[screaming]
In his soul bag. [laughing]
I've come for your pickle.
[screaming]
Ha! Scaredy Pants gets easier to scare every year.
[screaming]
[pins failing down]
You okay, Patrick?
Finland!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Well, I'm not dreaming.
[buzzing]
Huh?
[screaming]
Oh! Ouch!
[screaming]
Run faster, Patrick!
[screaming]
[panting]
[screaming] SpongeBob!
[screaming]
[panting]
- Huh? - Ee-yah!
[screaming]
Monster. [laughing]
[buzzing]
[screaming]
- Squidward? - Mr. Krabs?
[screaming]
It ate them! And there it goes!
[laughing]
[screaming]
SpongeBob.
First, I've got to get rid of this stupid costume.
[screaming]
Hey, what do you know, I scared him.
[laughing]
[screaming]
It worked, Patrick. I scared everybody.
Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
Oh.
[screaming]
We're ghosts. [moaning]
[laughing] I knew it was you guys.
All right, joke's over. Take off the sheets.
[gasping] It is ghosts!
[screaming]
The fisherman!
[grumbling]
Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[screaming]
See if it's safe.
Ah, the movie's over.
Attention! Attention! This just in.
A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom.
[screaming]
[screaming, siren blaring]
[screaming]
We did it, Patrick. We saved the city.
Just think what might've happened
if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.
About the what?
[screaming]