Join me.
[somber music plays]
What? Wait, what?
No. No way.
[Po splutters] Not in a hundred thousand million years would I ever,
you know, even consider possibly thinking--
Yeah, yeah, got it.
-Your loss! I'm a catch! -[whirring]
[yells]
[yelling]
[grunting]
[groans]
-[Blade grunting] -[gasps]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[yells]
-[whip cracks] -[Po exclaims]
Whoa! Did you see that?
-Po! -[grunts]
[grunting]
I've been waiting for this for 15 years.
I should be thanking you.
If you hadn't shown up that night, we'd be deady, dead, dead!
[grunting]
Our hero. [chuckles]
[grunting]
[exclaims, groans]
[groaning]
[grunting]
Ow!
[grunts]
[somber music plays]
[chuckles, yelps]
Take that!
-Whoo! -[music chimes]
[music chimes]
-[dramatic music plays] -[grunting]
[exclaims] Huh?
-[chuckles] -Do you know what you're doing?
Oh, I'm getting the hang of it.
Isn't it peachy to see you two back together again?
[yells]
-[laughs] -[grunts]
[Po yells]
-[crackling] -[grunting]
[yells]
[groaning]
-Blade, are you okay? -[groans]
[Veruca] It's over, bears.
Not so--
Not so fa--
-Where is it? -[Klaus] Looking for this?
Blade, we gotta go.
No.
Uh… Two magical weapons. No magical weapons.
Maybe I'm not more than my mission.
[atmospheric music plays]
[grunting]
[yelling]
-[yells] -Blade!
[groaning]
[sighs] Okay, think, Po. What do we do? What do we do?
-[dramatic music plays] -[Po] Okay.
I'll come with you, Veruca.
My…
l-love…
[gasps]
But you gotta leave Blade alone.
-[groans] -[dramatic music plays]
Ah, offer's off the table, got it.
[yelling]
[groaning]
-Hm. -[dramatic music plays]
Come on, Dad. Don't make me do this. No.
[Po gasps]
Po! You have to fight back!
[Po grunting]
Dad, I know you can stop him. You can take control!
[Master Mastodon cackles]
Your father's mind is even weaker than his body.
[Po yells]
[Po grunts]
[groans]
[panting]
[gasps]
Come out! I'll make your death swift and painless…
Mostly.
[cackles]
Your greed brought me here,
and now, I'll cure you of it.
-[gasps] -Don't hide from your fate.
[slo-mo grunt]
[Po grunts]
[Po groans]
[Po gasps]
[Master Mastodon cackles]
Face me, and perish like the rest!
[grunts] Po, he'll kill you! Please!
Uh… Uh…
[Po gasps]
Fight me!
-[whip cracks] -No.
No? [chuckles] What?
This mission was chosen for me,
but I still get to choose who I am along the way.
I won't hurt my dad any more than I already have.
[scoffs] Pitiful, just as I thought.
[both grunt]
[Mr. Ping honks]
[Mr. Ping] Leave my son alone!
Dad?
[Master Mastodon] Hey! How are you…
[Master Mastodon grunts]
Get out of here!
[Mr. Ping honks]
[Mr. Ping] You want to talk about who's weak? [chuckles]
You're in my body!
I do ten push-ups and three crosswords a day,
so don't mess with Mr. Ping!
[Mr. Ping screams]
[Po sighs]
[Mr. Ping groans]
Dad!
Oh…
Thank you for not killing me, son.
Dad, you just…
You just defeated an ancient master!
Oh, is that who that guy was?
[sighs] Oh, weird.
I still feel him kicking around in there.
What the devil?
[Veruca] Who are you supposed to be?
[scoffs] Hello?
I'm the Protector. I'm here to protect.
Ah, I knew you'd come!
[laughs] Well, how about that!
Looks like the wheels came to us!
Lucky, lucky.
Yeah, I'll have him back now.
Come and take him, sis.
-[grunting] -Oh, you're fun.
Missed me.
Missed me again.
Wow. And this is me going slow.
[grunting]
-[laughing] -Now we're talking. [laughs] Oops!
-[grunts, gasps] -[laughs] Gotcha!
[grunting]
-[whirring] -[yells]
[grunts]
[creaking]
[whimpering]
[dramatic music plays]
Dad, Akna, could you fly us up there?
[spluttering] Uh, sorry.
Birds have hollow bones, and there's this whole wingspan thing, I-I can't…
And I have osteoporosis.
[groaning]
[gasping]
[grunts]
Zuma?
[chuckles] You went down quick.
[exclaims]
How dare? What the heck is that thing?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Okay, fun.
Uh, uh, uh.
-[whirring, creaking] -[exclaims]
[whirring, creaking]
[whimpering]
-[cackles] -[Zuma laughs]
Wait, why are you laughing?
Love the look.
[thunder crashes]
-[whirring] -I think I'll have it.
'Cause I love this for me.
[faint ringing]
[dramatic music plays]
Ooh, it's not personal.
[Zuma] Gotta keep my secret.
But like, you understand, right?
[grunting]
[whirring]
[screaming]
Pelpel!
[screaming continues]
[grunting]
Ooh, that's a lot of g-force!
[grunting]
[groans]
-[exclaims, croaks] -[groans] Gotcha.
[Veruca] Ah! At last!
At bloody last!
[Veruca cackles]
[ominous music plays]
[whirring]
The Archmage has risen.
It's time for a family reunion.
[yells]
[ominous music plays]
She's releasing the Ancient Army.
[growling, hissing]
[cackles]
[dramatic music plays]
[grunts]
-[yells] -[whirring]
Look at you, still fighting for a death worthy of a song.
But you're nothing!
And a nothing death is all you deserve.
-[grunts] -[groans]
[cackling]
Just like your brother,
when I did him in with his own sword.
[snarls]
[gasps] Oh!
Why, I just had the best idea, I did.
[grunting]
[gasping]
[atmospheric music plays]
Alfie?
-My son! -Alfie!
[grunts, groans]
[chuckles]
Blade!
[ominous music plays]
[gasps] Master Mastodon!
[Po] Boy, am I glad to see you.
Hey, do you think you could help me take on these Ancient Army guys?
Oh! Does this mean you're an Ancient Army guy, too?
[groans]
Oh, yep. You're an Ancient Army guy. Got it. Okay.
[suspenseful music plays]
[Po grunts]
[gasps, grunts]
Master. Master! It's me, Po. [exclaims]
Your favorite!
[trumpets]
[grunting]
[groans]
[yells, groans]
[exclaims]
[grunting]
It's me. It's Lulu, your little sister.
I won't fight.
[groans]
Wrong choice!
[breathing heavily]
[ominous music plays]
-W-Wait. [groans] -[Alfie grunts]
[gasping]
[grunting]
Alfie, stop this!
-[wails, groans] -[grunts]
[grunting]
[groans]
[suspenseful music plays]
Okay, I know I was supposed to free your soul so you can finally rest,
and that is still very much the plan, I just-- Whoa!
[exclaims]
[groans]
You gotta let me save Blade.
[yelling]
[grunting]
[groaning]
We've got this. You help Blade.
I'm coming, Blade!
[exclaims]
[groans] Alfie, please.
-[Blade] It's me. -[cackles]
[panting, grunts]
[Veruca] Oh, this is fun!
[choking]
I almost hate to end it.
[Veruca] Just kidding!
[grunts]
Please!
Yes, whine and beg, whine and beg!
[Veruca] What was it you said to me when you killed Klausy?
"I want you to feel loss."
[dramatic music plays]
And now you will.
-Klaus isn't dead! -[gasps]
What?
[grunting]
[roars]
-[panting] -Why did he just stop like that?
It's like he ran out of juice.
-[grunts] -[Veruca] No, no.
She killed him. I saw it.
She let him go. After you abandoned him.
And then my dad ran into him on an island full of mages.
[Po] He didn't want anything to do with this.
Not anymore.
Even Klaus knows those weapons need to be destroyed.
No. No, no, no.
Klausy would have come for me. He always came for me!
[Veruca] Always, always, always!
If I'm lying, how would I know about the island?
Veruca, if Blade killed Klaus with that sword…
-No. -[Po] He'd have come out when summoned.
[Veruca] No, no, no. No!
No!
No! [panting]
Earlier, when I said it wasn't too late,
I meant it.
I still mean it.
That's enough out of you.
[gasps] Sword. Where's the…
[groans]
[gasps]
[soft music plays]
[gasping]