Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the biggest guest in dirt sheet history,
one of the most intimidating men to ever step foot inside a ring.
He is a legendary WWE Hall of Famer.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Goldberg.
>> Hey listen, I don't normally phrase Miz but this is huge.
This is a huge guest.
To the dirt sheet.
>> I have to admit it is a massive get.
I mean, I never thought I would see Goldberg being summoned down to
the ringside by The Miz.
>> Miz and Morrison all fired up.
Miz is having a good week, declared for
the Royal Rumble match via TMZ Sports late last week.
And now he's landed the Hall of Famer.
>> Just.
>> Here we go, here we go.
They're getting set and, >> Go, go, go, go!
>> [SOUND] >> Come on!
It's not Goldberg, it's Killberg!
>> [LAUGH] >> Put that bit out.
>> I should have known, I should have known.
It was too good to be true.
>> [NOISE] >> Now, Bill,
this is one of the most important matches of your career.
It is like Godzilla versus Kong.
How are you preparing for this battle?
>> Well, first I bashed my head into the wall, because I'm so pumped up.
I mean my adrenaline's flowing, my veins are psyched.
I got foam coming out my mouth and I blew smoke out my nose have fire out my ass.
>> Okay, well just don't go bang your head and take this ring post.
All right take it easy on the chair.
That stuff ain't cheap, easy,big fella.
[NOISE] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, guys.
Looks like the joke is over.
>> Guys, we didn't know that Drew McIntyre would even be here.
I didn't know Drew McIntyre was here, but
I guess we're about to be joined by the WWE Champion.
>> About to stroll out here, give everybody a piece of his mind.
>> This is gonna be terrible for The Dirt Sheet, Miz and Morrison are.
Not again.
>> [LAUGH] >> Good god.
[MUSIC]
Miz and Morrison got us again.
>> What is that?
>> I'll tell you what it's not is Drew McIntyre.
>> You think?
>> He might not be and he might be loaded for The Royal Rumble.
He's getting ready, getting his energy up floating Bill.
>> Look at this.
>> He threw the stick or sword he bought to the ring.
That's not even close to McIntyre's sword.
>> Watch his toes.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I am Drew McIntyre.
And I am here to meet my opponent face to face.
The Royal Rumble, Goldberg.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa gentlemen.
Whoa, let's not get into fisticuffs.
This is a classy talk show.
Let's use our words.
Drew, do you have anything to say to Bill?
>> [LAUGH] I'm gonna kick your ass back to 1998,
and then I'm gonna go home and eat some haggis.
>> Hold on. If you're gonna do a Scottish brogue,
goes a little something like this.
>> All right, well do you want to cut.
>> Cut?
>> Would you wanna do it again?
>> We are live.
What are you?
>> I didn't hear the director.
>> Where did you get this guy?
>> Whatever, we can just do another one.
>> New Jersey.
>> New Jersey?
I told you the best actors are from New York, Los Angeles, and Cleveland.
>> Cleveland? What the hell
are you talking about Cleveland?
>> Yes.
>> Nothing that's good ever comes out of Cleveland.
>> This is a train wreck, John.
I mean, look what are we doing?
Killerberg!
>> You're making this awkward.
This is a good idea.
>> I am making this awkward?
>> Yes. >> This was your idea and it was-
>> This idea was pure gold.
>> [CROSSTALK] It's silver at best.
>> I don't- >> Guys, guys.
[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]
>> Shut up, get back in your mark.
Should we do the thing?
>> Yeah, let's do the thing.
>> Let's take it home.
>> Okay. >> Hey, John.
>> Yeah?
>> Is Goldberg going to lose at the Royal Rumble?
>> [SOUND] >> Of course.
>> Correct, is Drew McIntyre also going to lose at the Royal Rumble?
>> Duh.
>> Correct, but John,
how can there be two losers in one match?
>> Because you are going to cash in your Money In The Bank contracts.
>> Correct.
>> You are looking at
the future WWE champion,
because I'm The Miz,
and I'm next.
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