(retro dance music)
(Sighing)
- I'm throwing away everything that reminds me of him.
- No, don't throw away the mixtape.
I mean, it's a really good mixtape.
See that was thought. There's thought in that mixtape!
Well you know what? It's not enough!
- [Rita] I get it.
Michael got me this scrunchie for our first date.
- What?
- Yeah. I don't even know why it's in my hair.
I mean, gross!
- Yeah get it out. (Rita hacks)
- Do you...
hear that?
(techno music)
- Come on Cindy. Come on Cindy.
- What?
- Come on, come on.
- Michael, I'm trying to win my girlfriend back here.
- I know Johnno I'm trying to get a girlfriend okay?
I said it was great idea this morning, now support me!
- Okay!
(Johnno grunts)
Yes, it would be really fun
if we could double date together.
- Yeah we could go the beach we could go to the movies-
- We could go to the movies, we could talk about
our girlfriends if you know, things got rough and-
- What the hell?
It's them. - Oh no.
- Yeah and be, show 'em buddy combos.
- Buddy combos, we could coordinate gifts,
yes it would be really great, it would very fun.
But you know what? Your timing is off, my friend.
Cindy! Cindy!
Here she comes.
Cindy!
Hey. Check this out.
I don't wanna lose your love tonight, tomorrow, or ever.
You're my one and only baby-
- Leave me alone! You called my dad an a-hole!
- Yeah well the first thing I'm gonna do to make it up
to you, I'm gonna apologize to that son of a bitch.
- For the record, now you called my dad an a-hole
and a son of a bitch!
- No, no, I'm saying in like a positive way,
I'm saying like, "yo, get over here you ol' son of a bitch!"
You son of a bitch! - Like, "hey you S.O.B."!
- "You S.O.B.," yeah.
You know like in a positive way.
- I can't, I can't hear you.
- It's the construction! The stupid construction,
no don't close the, it takes too long, just leave it open!
- Rita!
Just come to your window, Rita!
- What? - Hey, hey.
Love isn't always on time, but it is today, okay?
Now why don't we let today be forever and start now?
- That's not a saying,
and those are really bad reasons to date.
- Sure, those are great reasons!
Are you kidding me, you little squirrel?
Yeah, and that is, that was Tolstoy right?
- [Johnno] Uh yeah, that was Tolstoy.
- Tolstoy!
And the fact that your roommates with Johnno's girlfriend
is just icing on the cake.
- Yeah you know we could double date, you guys
we could coordinate gifts...
yeah I don't know they're going crazy.
- So let's let this love last for a lifetime of happiness.
What do you say?
- No. - Rita! Oh, come on.
- Shoot!
- What's going on with your thing?
- Stupid batteries ran out!
- Just take mine.
- No, you should keep trying.
I got in too deep, I really did call her dad a-hole.
He is one, but-
- Yeah I know, but...
Me and Rita only went on one date and...
I gave her a scrunchie, it was weird.
- Why the hell would you give her a scrunchie-
- Hey, it's just, the only way to win a girl back is by...
playing tunes she likes.
- All right, thanks buddy.
Could you grab the cassette out of there?
- Oh my cassette player's broken.
- So you just use the radio?
- Yeah I got lucky.
Toto on KCOP.
- [Both] "The wave!"
- I love the station.
All right, let's try this.
(static buzzes)
(opera music)
No, not that one.
(static buzzes)
(latin dance music)
- No no no.
- It's a little faster?
- Keep going. - Okay.
- You'll find it.
(rock music)
That's the one!
- Cindy!
Listen I promise I'm gonna watch my language
around your dad from now on!
- That is good song.
- Yeah, you love it!
Wait, no- (static buzzes)
Hold on, wait.
He was using the radio, he's not-
- I don't have a cassette player.
- There's not a cassette tape in it.
- Hi Cindy.
- You know what? You are the son of a bitch a-hole!
- No, you didn't say that in a positive way!
Like, come over here son..
- It's the other way.
- How'd that not work?
- I can tell you why it didn't work.
Gotta speak from in here.
- My soul.
- Your heart.
(rhythmic pounding)
♪ Tell your dad I'm sorry ♪
♪ That I called him an a-hole ♪
♪ Tell him that our love ain't just a game ♪
♪ We could go on a double date ♪
♪ It would be the four of us ♪
♪ If we didn't it would be insane ♪
♪ You make my heart explode ♪
♪ We could get shrimp or steak ♪ ♪ With a lot of emotion ♪
♪ Whatever you want, you can have ♪
♪ Put it in overload ♪
♪ And I show you my ♪
- What kind of food do you like to eat?
- Wait, stop. - Then we can-
- Hold, no no no, cause that was a song
that we just made up.
What do you think?
- It's over.
- You? What about you?
- No.
- Yeah, I figured.
Okay, that's okay. - Okay.
- So we're gonna, we're gonna hit it.
Have a good rest of the day.
- [Johnno] Dear Cindy and Rita,
We accept the fact that you don't want to spend
your Saturdays with a guy your dad doesn't approve of.
- [Michael] Or a guy who really hasn't put much thought
into why he wants to be with you.
- [Johnno] But what we realized today,
is that we're all a Johnno.
- [Michael] Or a Michael.
- [Johnno] So, does that answer your question?
- [Michael] Sincerely yours, the Johnno and Michael club.
- That doesn't even make any sense!
- That's a different movie!
(retro dance music)