Thanks... Sparky...
That's probably a bit more information
than we needed to know.
Umm... what about you, Biscuit?
How old is your father?
Daddy is 8 years old.
Umm... I don't think that's possible, Biscuit.
But Miss Read,
Daddy said he became a father
when Cricket was born.
So 8 years!
What's the matter with you?
Nothing!
I know I'm going to regret this,
but come on. What is it?
Daddy called me lazy!
What did you do?
I didn't do anything!
I NEVER do anything, so how can I be lazy?
Irony... not just the opposite of wrinkly.
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