*wapoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to
PARTY HARD BITCHES!
Ya'll ready? Ya'll got ya swimsuits on?
Because we are going for a boat party
It ain't no rooftop party anymore, we're not in a casino
or a fucking shack out in the back of some know-it-all's ass
We're at a fucking yacht party
I dunno what I'm saying anymore *laughs* let's just get in *continues laughing*
Um...
I dunno if anything's gonna change in these levels
or if things are just gonna get- okay
Can I literally just toss people anywhere?
Okay, can I, like, toss you over-boat? *laughs*
This is a little, uh, nautical joke we got going on
Right
We got some exits
We got some hidey-holes- Oh my God, there's not a lot to do on this
Ah shit, wait, are you just gonna attack me if I just walk past?
Why you fucking sons of bitches, you always attack me just 'cause I show up!
I know my face looks like someone who got hit with 14 shovels,
but that's not my fault
Okay...
Where does this lead?
I click cla- where the fuck am I?
Oh, here I am *laughs*
Uh right, so we break object...
That's good- oh, there's sharks down here
Nice!
I need a bomb or something to kill people down here
Oh, oh, can I...?
Okay, explosion
I got somebody
Wait, did the police show up here?
Like a coastguard kinda thing?
Not here- ooh item! Yes!
What did I get?
A stun bomb!
Okay, that's gonna work great down here actually
Everybody clear the area! Actually, don't, everybody stay there
God- Oh shit
Ah shit, why did that have to happen?
Right when the police showed up!
I wanted to kill all these people!
*laughs self-deprecatingly* Fuck it!
I wanted to kill all the people and the police just had to show up
in their special little boat, those blue and red bastards!
Right
SPECIAL weapon
I wanna go down and see if I can blow up all these sons of bitches
Give me some-Don't give me spare clothes
Eh-Just a regular ol' bomb-a-tronio
Ye heh hess
In we go!
Is that fucking Walter White right there
Okay
Normal bomb is just going rrright
Down here
Where does this let me come out? Down the bottom okay, shit
Cause this guy's gonna attack me
NICE!
Wait, that-
Why didn't that kill them?!
It killed ONE person
And everybody else got knocked out
What kind of shit is this?
Bullshit, that's what it is
Where's the phones that I can call cops and shit on?
'Cause I need to call in some-
DID THEY GET ME?!
I hate this level!
Isn't this a phone right here?
Why can't I make a call?
Okay, I blew these guys up over here
Police are coming in
I don't really know what else I'm gonna do-I poisoned the
I poisoned the drinks
*evil laugh*
Okay where-where does this trapdoor lead?
Please tell me it's down here
Oh but he's gonna attack me if it's down there
If I go through here and I wound up out here
Uh oh
I got smoke grenades as well
I don't know how useful they're gonna be but
We'll see-okay
Smoke grenade go!
They seem FUCKING USELESS
What the hell ma-
Okay wait-Oh there's a phone
Gotcha
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha
No WHY
WHY-LEAVE ME ALONE, YA FUCK
YES
Can I make a call?
Why can't I make calls?!
This level hates me, and I hate it
Okay-Oh I did make a call, nevermind
*laughes*
Everybody's doing shit down here
But I can't
Ahh-It's toxic gas
*more laughter*
Party hard,
More like, SUCK
I can do it, I got this
Every-OHH
Party up in here!
Stun bombs-okay, they're better
I like the stun bombs more than the other ones
Uhm-This guy's saying "lol"
You have to die first, you Baywatch looking motherfucker
Right
Trigger all
Trigger all the environment things first
Probably shouldn't have triggered one of the bombs as one of the first ones
*chuckles*
That's ba-a-ad
Uhm
Shit that would've been a great place to stun people at the same time
Grr what do I do now, Shaggy?
I got this, don't even worry
Don't even worry, I got this
What the hell?
See, cops don't even suspect a thing
I'm just over here
Grooving and dancing
I mean I'm dressed differently than every single other person
Also, wasn't it supposed to be a thing where I was trying to get sleep
And people started partying
Wh-was I sleeping on the fucking marina or on the dock or something?
Why is this happening?
Okay, Imma make a call
Ba-bu-be-bu-be-bub
Hopefully that means the guy's are gonna go down here
And gas all these motherfuckers again
Yeah? Is that what's happening?
*slightly evil laugh*
Go do it dudes!
And my job
Is to go up here
What happened? Oh this blew up
My job is to go up here
And start stun bombing EVERYBODY
Ha
Go stun bomb!
*in an accent* DESTROY!!
Actually, what do I do after this goes off?
wwWWHOAH
Holy fuck
Kay-okay-Ah shit
Ah shit-You didn't see anything!
You didn't see anything!
AAAH FUCK
AAAAH WHAT DO I DO
OOOOOOOOH I NEED TO GET AWAY
*singing* I got to get away
*still singing* I wanna fly awayy
There's so many more to kill though
Can I set off my bomb again?
Pleeeeeease
Pleease oh gosh oh ple-
Faaaack
OH NICE!
What happened?
A shark ate someone!
The sharks are on my side-
I need to ge-kill this dick as well
mmMMMm
Okay, how do I do this-I need to go up top again
Please don't suspect a thing
They don't know it's me
I am incognito
*ssslurp*
Still have another bomb left
Which is good
I got ideas!
Not really
Because there's nothing else in the environment
left to be able to kill people
And I really wish the cops would go away
The cops are gone, I'm gonna plant a bomb again
This dude is gonna mess it all up for me
I know DAMN WELL that he's gonna be the one that catches me at the end
Even when I have everybody killed
nnNNICE
Okay, I need to start
Ohh people are looking though
People are looking though
Nyaah!
Yes!
YES!
NICE! That's a lot of them at once
C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Shit
SHIT
AAAAH-AH-AH FUCK
Who d-who's-who's the perp?
Who's the suspect?
Not me!
Can't be me!
I'm just a nice little boy!
And he didn't see me
YES! I got away with it
I THINK
How many's killed? 34 out of 49 we got this!
Everyone just keep partying
That's ALL that it's about!
I Really nee-Okay he's getting arrested, nice
Get him cops!
*laughs* He's fucking breakdancing
Sir, you're under arrest!
Das cool and all, but just let me, uh,
pop this head spin for a second
Ok I can get you
Oooh and I can pick up body
Okay, okay, okay
Pamela Anderson,
You are going down!
HEH
And a
HHEH
NOBODY SAW ME!
And a HEHH
YE-E-ES!
Dump the body
Can I dump the body over the edge?
Why can't I dump bodies here?
It seems like the most logical scenario
Maybe if I leave them near the edge,
a shark will get them
Okay, there's only 39 left
10 LEFT!
39 left
I GOT 39
Well my-Why are you all red?
My problem is this guy
If he's the last one that's left,
WHY?!
Why are the cops after me?!
Or did you just see the dead body?
Oh he saw the dead body
I thought they saw me
Kay I need to do this
I need to do this
FFFUCK IT
Ooowh SHIT
Cops are coming in after me
I need to go, I need to go, I need to go, I need to go
FUCK
FFUCK
*high-pitched scream* OH MARIO'S IN
No he's gonna mess up my fucking things
SHIT
AAAH WHAT DO I DO
'Cause if he's the last one left,
Then he's gonna mess me up 'cause I can't kill him
Wait what's this guy doing
I think people have rage meters or something
What are you doing?
Oh he's breaking this
FACK
Can't go through that one again
What do I do-o-oh?
WHAT DO I DOOO?
Stab stab YES
Okay
Okay got it
Goteee
Shit I can't get up into here now
*frustrated Jack noises*
Mario you
BEST get to stepping
Mario?
Mario
*surprised* I CAN KILL HIM
Why couldn't I kill him all those other times I tried?!
He blocked off this one though so if I go through this what happens?
Ohh I can still come out there but I just can't go through it
Niice
Can I make another call or something?
Fu-u-uuuck
I'm nervous
I'm so close to being able to do this!
Should've save my bombs
Kay
It's fine
Itz fiinee
Oh I can make another call!
Oooh what's that gonna be?
You didn't see anything
YES!
What did my call do?
It didn't seem to do fuck all
I NEED you to kill this guy
I should've
I should have gotten him to chase me
And then got him blown up by the gumball machine
YESS!
'Cause he's the only one left
He's the only one left and I'm not going to be able to kill him
He's gonna CATCH ME before I get to kill him
Owh shit
fffFFACK
Kay get ready
Get ready
NNOOOOOOOOO!
NO I WAS-
FUUUUCK
I was PRESSING E TO KILL HIM
*sigh*
I have to do it ALL OVER AGAIN
This is the BEST place to be killin' people down here
AND
I can just consistently throw people over-board!
That's how I think I was supposed to kill the bouncer, but
I planted a bomb and blew him up
So that-that worked too
Sorry fellas *laughs*
Okay
35 out of 46 killed
I only have 11 left
That's still a lot
and I don't have any bombs or I don't have any
scenarios or anything
Is that Hulk Hogan?
What the hell
Why is Hulk Hogan here?
What do you do?
You're not calling the police
Asshole
Can I make another call?
I would-
Nah that's "Pick Up Body"
I would like to phone a friend
I need to do 50-50
Phone a friend umm
Other things
The best part is they come down, they see the bodies,
and then they run for the phone
So all I have to do is stand here and
Stab
Thanks
By- STAB
Oh body? STAB
Everybody gets one, everybody gets stabbed in the face
And if you don't get stabbed in the face, then you don't belong in this boat
That's what I have to say
Also, when you push people over-board
a shark just comes up and bites them
S'awesome
How do I do this
Okay come down-come down the steps
There you go see the dead bodies
and STAB
and then
You guys are gonna come down and see the dead bodies
and stab
and FUUUUUCK
There's another phone up there
Uh oh
Which cops are coming
FUCK it had to be these ones
Had to be the ones right next to me didn't it
See ya later
Fuck
Mario's back out
I'm going this way, bye cops!
*laughs*
FUCKEN IDIOTS
Okay
Okay, that's fine, that's fine
He's not gonna catch me, he's given up
He's lost the scent!
He's given up the chase!
It's all Jack from here on out
Stab!
Fucking Ronald McDonald
Why don't you go back and make Big Macs
Instead of being on a boat worrying about what I'm doing with my life
Fucking Mario breaking all my- all my portals
I'll kill him!
Well I'll try, but it probably won't be successful
Kay
You guys are kinda isolated up here
Which makes for
Great
Stabbing potential
O HAII!
NYAHH
There's only 4 left
Oh, did I say 4?
'CAUSE I MEANT 3
Did I say 3?
'CAUSE I MEANT 2
I'm going down here
I need to see which way the cops are going- I'm going up here
Oh yess
OH YES
Fuckin Sunny Ji- SLOW DOWN
NYAHH
I got this.
I got this- There's one
motherfucker left
Are you chasing me cop?
'Cause I'll give you a slap across the back of the head if that's the case
Go go go
Go go go- If I can kill this person,
it doesn't matter a FUCK what the cops do to me
The cops don't have any power over me after this
YYYESSS
*laughs*
*clap*
WOO
God that got hairy there for a second
I almost did it on my third try
Was it my third?
I can't remember- Where am I going to dance?
Right at the end of the ship
Das right
Wassup paramedics?
You see this action? You see these hip sways?
Yeah!
Sea Sickness: DONE!
Not a bad score
Not a great score, but not a bad one either
Damn dude!
That one got kinda hard
Um- Fuck off
I don't care
I wanna see what the next one looks like
I'm not gonna play it
Ooh I'm playing as a girl this time
Oh I'm a different character!
ooooOOOOOOHH
Okay!
Well I'm gonna leave this episode here
GOD this game is fun!
I love it so much!
I love when you get the perfect
like
sequence of things happening and then sometimes you get the perfect thing
but then that ONE PART just messes it all up
Oh god so there's a..
briefcase up there- okay
Next time, next time we'll do it- Anyway
Thank you guys,
so much for partying hard with me
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and,
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*whapish*
But thank you guys, and I will SEE ALL YOU DUDES,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
AAAAAAAWOOSH