Work out in the gym -Go to the gym
You work out
-Do you even lift?
And then they tan, you know, continue getting sweaty
-And then you get your tan on...
Go tan -You tan in a tanny bed
-And then you do your laundry.
What's a guido?
-HAHAHA
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So my name is Jim...Jim Tan
-Are you good with...
I hear everyone say, "Gym Tan Laundry."
Gym tan laundry? -Yeah, Gym Tan Laundry.
-Are you being serious right now?
What does Jim Tan laundry mean?
It refers to...
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Do I own a laundry? -No? Or do you?
-Don't mean you!
-Not like a laundry service that I start? -No
-GTL -That's from Jersey Shore -The Jersey Shore show
That's from the Jersey Shore -Something from the Jersey Shore
-The Jersey Shore -That's from the Jersey Shore, the show
-So, what is Jersey whore?
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What is Jersey Whore? -It is [Laugh]
People about Yay-tall, that run around and, um, they suck dick all night and get drunk
It's a show that blows up the Jersey Shore
Pretty much like a party house and they just go out and drink
Just young people, going out and having fun, living their life
-It doesn't make us look very good.
-Why is it so popular? Why everybody talk about it?
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You seem to do the gym and the tan, right? -Uh... I don't.
-And everybody here do? -No.
-Is that what you do?
No :)
-It's usually if you're a really big Guido kind of guy.
You know the Guidos and such? -What's a guido?
[LAUGH]
-What does Guido mean?
-Italians -Like somebody who tans and goes to the gym.
You do a lot steroids and go to the gym then you go tanning to make yourself look better
Am I a guido because I like to tan? -You could be a guido, yeah!
There's guidos up North too. That's apparently where they come from.
Would you date a guido? -Um...I don't
I don't know... Maybe if he was rich or something
Like North Bloomfield, Nutley, Belleville.
Ok, you like money.
Everyone like money. -[LAUGH] Yeah -Do you ever feel reckless?
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A lot of time. That's why I come to America
Okay [LAUGH]
Would I be a Cheeto? -Yeah [LAUGH]
So because I'm Chinese...
and I want to be a guido... I'm a Chito, right?
-Okay :) -So I go around, I tell people...
I'm a Chito?
-Lay out in the sun, put some baby oil on, you'll be a fried Cheeto :)
But to me, that just means you're another Seaside douchebag
Do you two like douchebags -No!! -Uh-uh.
-She does!
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As long as you got all three of those things down...
You're gonna meet a bunch of chicks And they're gonna be DTF
know if you know what DTF is?
-No, what is DTF mean?
So would you consider yourself hot? -[LAUGH]
DTF means, DOWN TO F___ F-U-C-K
And I hot? -Oh yeah! -Uh-huh.
What's in your head right now?
-I can't, really, I can't do it!
Here's the song in my head.
And I was like Baby, baby, baby oh!! -No Justin Bieber!
Do you see a lot of the people here who are DTF? Yeah, but not any that I would DTF
Oh!! Okay.
You should try Chinese guy sometime. We good. [LAUGHTER]
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So what if I open up place called Jim Tan's laundry?
You would be getting every Italian man to come do laundry at your place
-I feel like you'd get people to go there.
-If it was here, yeah, I feel like you'd get a lot of people would come.
-Yeah -Business idea!
-Business idea! -You want to be my business partner?
I might have to be your business partner cuz it looks like a'...
great investment! -They want to come to my business?
I hope so for your sake -Would that make a lot of money?
It might, actually It probably would
But you said you don't like douchebags, though.
I don't, but I love money!
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Are there Gym Tan Laundry people at Harvard?
(laugh)
-Yeah, they're secret Gym, Tan, Laundry people though!
Bruce Lee actually...
Once dated my mother!
-REALLY? Is your mom a MILF?