I have a little book I've been writing. It's called, 'Cib's Night Terrors.'
I'm not planning on releasing it, I just write them down because they cheer me up. I figured I would put this night terror
right between 'Erection on the Oriental Express', and 'Kid Cudi Makes Me Try Heroin Again.'
Good,
big.
Sure I felt bad about leaving Cib behind, but I don't really get a chance to hang out with my dad.
And when I do, it's usually with a lawyer, or one of his suitors.
I just couldn't believe it. He wanted quality one-on-one time with me.
It just seemed too good to be true.
And,
it was.
Imagine being in the middle of an argument between your dad,
and his fiancee; who is probably, about thirty years younger than him. If you're having a tough time imagining that, don't worry,
let me play a visual example.
And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
At first I really thought she was trying to ask a legitimate question,
then I realized it was only about cum. The good news is, she got distracted by her anger for my dad.
I should have just gone with Cib. But I guess you just don't know what you have until you're hanging out with
your dad, and his thirty year younger fiancee.
You know now that I'm thinking about it, I'm actually kind of glad I didn't go with Cib, because if he's going to that one park-
which I imagine- Yep, I'm looking on the calendar right there, he wrote it down, okay, so i know exactly what this is.
You know what it's probably better if I just show you because you're not gonna believe it.
And keep in mind when you're hearing it: this man is in his early 20s.
Well they would actually see someone dressed as an Easter bunny. Because I remember Cib
telling me on that specific date, at that park, in the gymnasium there was a special Easter bunny egg hunt.
But there's no way whatever happened to Buckley, was as creepy as what was happening to me.
Part of me wondered, "What would they actually do when they found the guy in the Easter bunny costume?"
Another part of me wondered, "Why are these kids celebrating Easter in February?"
With how much much money I've lost selling my company for Bitcoin,
I realized I have barely anything left to afford lawyers.
Which is when the worry set in. What the fuck were they gonna do to the guy in that costume?
Sometimes I feel like I surround myself with just really...
stupid people. And like most people, sometimes I need to vent. Even if it's to my dad's fiancee.
And for the first time in my entire life, I asked a question I never thought would come out of my mouth.
No, I wasn't gonna beat the shit out of a guy in an Easter bunny costume.
But I would watch.