- [Ian] Gotta pay the rent, gotta pay the rent, uh.
Gotta pay the rent, gotta pay the-
Shut up!
- [Anthony Voiceover] Ah, (8-bit music)
another perfect day.
I can't wait to go eat some cereal.
(dialogue box chimes) (mischievous music)
- What the frick dude?
Get outta the way!
- Uh, I don't wanna.
(8-bit music)
Ugh.
(intense music)
(dialogue box chiming)
- Prepare to get kicked!
(bone snaps) (Ian screams)
(dialogue box chiming)
- Time to get healed up!
(dialogue box chiming)
- Guess who found your Roblox Fanfiction account!
- No! (Anthony laughs)
(celebratory 8-bit music)
- Yes!
(Anthony whistling) (mellow upbeat music)
(bone snaps)
(cereal rustling)
Yo, can you pass me the milk?
- Oh, sorry, I just, (Ian slurping)
finished
all of the
milk.
- I just bought that!
- I mean, like, I do have more milk,
but it's in my special milk reserve,
and I don't wanna give that to you.
(Anthony panting)
- You son of a bitch!
(8-bit music)
- Come on, man.
(Ian slurping) (intense music)
(dialogue box chiming)
- Here's all the times I bought milk
in just the past two months.
When was the last time you bought milk?
(Ian screams)
(dialogue box chiming)
(Ian laughs)
(Ian gulping)
- You had more milk this entire time?
- Yeah.
(Ian gulping) (dialogue box chiming)
Ah.
(Ian's stomach grumbling)
(Ian gasps) (dramatic music)
(alarm dinging) (dialogue box chiming)
(phone beeping)
- [Operator] 911, what's your emergency?
- Help, I drank some bad milk.
I think I'm dying!
Bring amberlance. (operator laughs)
- [Operator] Oh God, you a little idiot.
(phone clicks)
- Ah!
(dialogue box chiming)
(Anthony screams)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on,
hold on. (8-bit music)
I have one more stash of milk.
I'll take you to it, just please spare me.
Okay, promise (mischievous music)
you won't tell anybody.
- What?
- Okay. (milk sloshes)
Check it out!
- Oh, dude, what the frick is this?
- Don't judge.
(Ian slurping)
(Anthony panting) (ominous music)
(Anthony growls)
(Ian yells) (milk splashes)
You just wasted perfectly good milk!
(intense 8-bit music)
- Ah!
(Ian growling) (Anthony panting)
(Ian slurping)
(bowl shatters)
- You can't run from this, Anthony.
(dialogue box chiming) (intense music)
I was saving that milk
for our 20th Roommate Anniversary.
(Ian fake cries)
(dialogue box chiming)
- I'm sorry?
(Ian scoffs)
(dialogue box chiming)
- I'm always the one buying the milk,
and you're always the one drinking it.
You know, Anthony,
I think you might be a sociopathic narcissist.
- Am I?
(dialogue box chiming)
- You can't get away from me that easy.
(Ian laughs)
(dialogue box chiming)
Things are gonna start to go my way around this house.
I get to drink all the milk.
I get to leave the toilet seat up,
and I get to set the thermostat to 69 degrees
because it's funny!
Now die, Anthony!
Oh God! (back cracks)
Shoot!
(Ian yells)
Maybe if I just (back cracks).
(Ian screams) (alarm dinging)
Oh, okay, that's worse, that's worse.
(dialogue box chiming)
- Looks like this house is about to have a lot more milk.
(Ian screams)
(dramatic music)
Yeah! (celebratory 8-bit music)
(mischievous music)
(Poke Ball splashes) (toilet flushes)
(Anthony laughs)
- Wait, (dramatic music)
I don't have anyone to split rent with
in this economy? (dramatic music intensifies)
No! (8-bit music)
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