What is it? What's happening?
Oh...
♫ Why be so shy? ♫
Can we do anything to make him wanna be with me? I'm very lonely.
Definitely say that to him.
Ow! What are you doing?
You're so frigid.
Oh, stop it. You're not allowed to touch me.
I must touch you.
No! Please do not touch me.
Can we- can we sit down somewhere?
I think when people say that they like what you've done
it's best to just stop doing it or they could start hating you.
Ideally, I'd have just made that film and died.
Was that not a good answer?
He's very good looking.
Oh god, he's ridiculous.
I should never have left the flat.
Do you have any wine?
Is it too early for wine?
I don't really drink.
What?
Sorry, um, I don't know, would you- what about-
do you want some cocaine?
Oh my god, do you have some?
Oh, no, no, sorry, I'm joking. I've got coconut water?
Just go and speak to him.
Won't he laugh at me?
No.
Why aren't you standing?
You go, I'll hold the fort.
What fort are you holding?
Do you know Martha Franklin?
No.
I don't really know anyone.
I think he looked at me.
Are you sure it wasn't in the middle distance?
Sure, shh, it's okay. Shh, shh, shh. Um....
He's just a person in the room.
What's your name?
[Noah]
You okay?
Yeah, I'm just trying to find my breath.
Found it?
Yeah.
We're all going to die.
And you're French too, that's exciting, isn't it?
Yeah, I suppose so.
I'm a big fan of Les Mis.
Oh.
Your nostrils look quite big.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not flaring them.
I know a vegetarian place.
Oh, I'm vegan.
Me too.
We should get married.
Or shall we just eat some vegan things?
*he laughs loudly*
Sorry, it's my laugh. Nothing can be done.
Oh, that was horrific.
No! Which bit?
Okay, I'm gonna go to the toilet and then on the way back
I'm gonna say hello and then I'm gonna ask him to move in with me.
Hey!
Oh! Hello.
Oh and uh, great singing by the way. I was mesmerized.
Be careful of the street.
Oh yeah.
Sorry!
Why are you laughing?
I don't know!
Aw, you have a cat.
Yes. Here, have a cat.
Do you wanna see a bit of the film?
Maybe we should kiss, is that a good idea to stage in our lives?
Is it weird if we carry on hanging out? If you have stuff to do-
No, I've got noth- Um, no that's...
Yeah, go on. What should we do with our lives?
Stop talking.
Keep talking? No? No?
Cool, so we'll eat the porridge-
Oh, fuck the porridge.
No, no, we'll eat the porridge.
Well, it's about to be screened now so we'll find out.
Oh god. No!
We could get some mushrooms.
Magic mushrooms? Or just mushrooms?
Magic mushrooms.
Er-
Yeah, that- that sounds fun, let's get some of those mushrooms.
Yeah?
Mmm.
Oh my god, where's she going? Where's she going?!
Are you thirsty?
Yes.
We will get water. How do we do it?
Shop.
This one.
Oh, those ones?
One pound twenty.
There you go, money for the water.
Money for the water.
I'm gonna have to touch your hair, is that okay?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Listen, it was really good, really interesting.
Oh god, did you hate it?
No.
Is the relationship over?
Okay, just tell me, was it really bad?
It was...
Could you just say no, please?
Oh, you're the competition winner.
No.
No. No, I'm no one.
Could I sketch you?
Can you sketch me?
Yeah.
Come on, just take your top off.
Why? What do you-
How are my nipples?
I was just wondering if you might still be in the business of being interested in me?
I think I might have put you off by being a lunatic.
Are you okay?
I broke your window.
It's a hedge!
I think my hair is growing.
What are they gonna say?
They're gonna say "you only got this cut last week and now you're back again."
Call me back, my hair is growing.