"Anthony..."
"Anthony Padilla,"
"I'm so sorry I couldn't be here(?)."
(oh god...)
Ya finally did it,
𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚜**𝚝.
I'm sure other people are gonna show up,
it's just traffic.
I never really got to know you in person, but I'm really glad
I didn't.
Just this...
dead of eyes as you've ever had, hah...
I didn't even know you were dead.
I even forgot you were alive.
I think the first video I saw of yours, waaas...
Food Battle...?
Is that still going on..?
No I think that's dead,
just like you.
Food Battle in
HELL~!!
(or heaven, I don't know..)
I just remember you,
and all of your "talents",
so many "talents" of being..
✅ good-looking...
and ✅ Ian's friend.
I got a DM from Ian Hecox,
and he said he's sorry he can't be there either,
.....
I'm lying.
He didn't do that.
This is the happiest, I've been ever around you,
and that's,
.. that's not saying very much.
How do you go from like, 10 million views a day, to like,
being dead? Like,
is.. is that even a thing? Like.. *laughs*
You were my childhood hero...
𝘣𝘶𝘵.. 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘶𝘱.
Your views..
You finally are who you've always been inside
and out.
A diaper.
Huh, I never saw a dead body with such oily skin.
Sometimes I think about you to make my morning
Sometimes I think about you to make my morning 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫.
(here you go.)
Now maybe you'll get on trending.
No wait, you're dead.
𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵
𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙜𝙖𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙪𝙡
'ey!
𝚘𝚑
James, thank you so much for coming out to,
"Hey.." James, thank you so much for coming out to,
James, thank you so much for coming out to,
my funeral... "f**k, f**k f**k... ff.."
"f**k, f**k f**k... ff.."
You're alive, this is wonderful, this is
𝚏**𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞
𝐟**𝐤 𝚢𝚘𝚞, Anthony,
you're alive..!
Uh, thanks for.. in.. inviting me, I, uh..
.. didn't know that this was really exclusive.
Yeah, yeah..
You're one of the few that g- got.. to view my,
(kms in arizonan)
You have questions or some f**k that I've got-
we got to talk about...
𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨 :D
Alright, considering your channel is alive,
and thrusting itself into millions of eyeballs..
Every single day. I was hoping you could help me resurrect my channel that is ambitious. I've I've seen worse
Just give me your phone. I'll start posting on your channel.... then make more videos with you in it?
No, it's like a collab without you. How do you think you can help your own channel? Anthony? What are you doing wrong?
Everything. Your heterosexual cisgendered male so that's one for starters
Is there a secret recipe for keeping a channel on YouTube alive?(Lily): Emojis on thumbnails,
Kidnappings are great. Overeacting...
WOAH WOAHHH
Well, you gotta make content that people are interested in that's number one!
Interesting content....
My personal secret was to keep making the real reason why I left Smosh,
Videos over and over but there's only so many of those I could make before my soul is completely yeah
Here's the thing with that. People don't care.
Right. What's the best way to keep your viewers engaged on YouTube while simultaneously
appealing to the algoritham. Nudity.
in the video?
When people see our faces they look at your face and they go I don't want to see that face
They don't want to see your face, maybe my face, but not yours
I'm gonna read some promises for videos. I've made in the past. So I'd like to engage
How do you feel about it with a low big?
Okay. And real good being
OOOOHH YEAAHHHHH
So an orgasam...
Yes. A what? An orgasm... you want to orgasam? maybe later
My first idea that I shot was I spent a day with Time Traveller's
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
I made a spiced latte and his pumpkin in there as well. Yea-ah. I smoked weed with old people I
Oh I saw that one ohh ohh
I made a mold of my boobs Wow, why would anyone want like a pill sized mole?
They're putting in that position right now Anthony Padilla tho Padildo. Haha thats a good joke. Has anyone ever made the Patdildo joke?
No none ever....(padildo )
I had big youtubers say words in my open casket with my dead body inside
Okay, first of all, no big youtube or whatever made time for that...
If you were to give me a pep talk about my channel, could you recreate that with a dummy you gotta get yourself together?
You're such a little fluffing frick
And no one loves you resurrect your channel. Okay, and the best way love to love resuscitation
(Lily making out with a dummy)
Anthony please. No, I'm just giving you advice. I'm not trying to have that night again with I'm
Sorry, I got snot. Yeah, I'm sorry. What would you recommend doing to resurrect my channel?
Join a YouTube channel that had a bigger crew and more subscribers
possibly with a partner
I think your purpose is to be given direction, you know, not so much think on your own
You could have maybe youtubers critique
Cuddle positions that you try out show them a few cuddle types and then seek and get their opinions on it. Yes
and see how much they like it. If they like it
Well, I mean don't get cocky just do the video and see what the response is you moron
Maybe you can react to like really popular like Anthony Padilla videos?
Like ones that were really good back in the day
so when you react to them people will think hey, I really like those old videos and then they'll be like oh
I remember that guy. I like him now. I'm gonna subscribe
maybe you could also get someone to hypnotize you to put you into a
Never ending sleep that way. You don't have to worry about a dead YouTube channel because
you dont have to worry about
If you were to tell people to subscribe to my channel, what would you say?
SUBSCRIBE
TO ANTHONY!!!!
Yeah, yeah, please subscribe to the dildoes channel you're gonna really like it
I promise you might... what are the thoughts you have about me and the way I look in general
Do you love you know, I'll cover my ears. So you say whatever you want. I won't judge you
I've never actually watched any of Anthony's videos
I just keep
Collaborating with him because he's really good-looking and then my entire team and crew also thinks he's really good-looking
So really fun flicks of her lonely and like pathetic about my life. I'll just text Anthony
He always texts back and he is always available
And he comes over and I just like make a video but really I just wanna like touch him
Did you say it? I said, I thought your content was smart effective and innovative. Why I didnt even have to put my hands over
my ears for that
Anthony it looks like you dabbed your face with a towel soaked in Crisco
The whole curly hair like horse thing. I don't know about the horse
Yeah, because it like goes down right like your neck, like a horse
It does look like a horse
My hair looks like a horse? Yeah, do you know what tell you this ?No, Some people say clickbait is the only way to survive on
Youtube.Mhm. Do you agree with that?
No
Because clickbait implies that the title is not accurate to what's happening with the other way to survive is just to do those things
Like don't just say you died. And then don't actually die. Right? What's your favorite youtube channel?
um
And you're telling me to say Anthony padilla it just kind of it sounds like you're trying to tell me to say your name
No no no I want you tell me what you honestly feel about
your
Favorite YouTube channel. I really look up to bratayley, you know so know that seven year old f**k .You down to roleplay?
In what context?You'll be my therapist and Ill be me, ok
And how does that make you feel ? So
I've been making videos on YouTube my entire adult life. I started making them when I was 17
And I hadnt really known
Anything since and I I feel like I've dedicated my entire life to doing this
I haven't taken really any breaks longer than like two weeks and
and I mean
I just feel like I don't really quite know what life is outside of this and I haven't really
experienced anything else and you know, I'm just saying are
You down to hold a quick seance with me to bring my dead subscribers back from the dead?
Sure. Okay. Yeah. Okay. What do we do we hold hands?Yeah.Ok
Okay, we'll bring back the dead subscribers so we could slap him in the face for unsubscribing?Right.
Got what I'm sweating. Is there gonna be a PNG of a goat
Okay okay youre hurting me
Okay, okay seven million subscribers on two thousand views a video I
Think work I felt a million dead people inside me at once get clean up in the casket. Thank you
Thank you so much for coming out here on your busy day. Of course, you know, you'll those millions of subscribers
Coming back. Thank you so much for having me end on
What do I pick up the check I check
After the brilliant advice I received today from these world-class famous celebrity youtubers
I think it's finally time for my channels resurrection process to begin
See you later. Bye guys, press the like and wear your seatbelt
That's that's good right? That's all you need. That's all you think (Subtitles by ItzErfan)