A -Show them your shirt!
G - Oh, I thought we were all laying on you?
A - Yes, that was very nice, but show them your shirt!
G - It says, "I also prefer blondes!"
A - Who wrote that?
A - Guys! I'm a sayings magnet!
G - So, So me cards", creating...
A - T - Shirts!
G - T-Shirts for your friend!
G - Not a line of T-Shirts, just one T-Shirt
A - Just one T-Shirt!
G - For your friend.
A (to dog) - Where you going? Please never leave me!
A - No really, I think...
G - Kay, bye.
A - Wwwwwwoah that was a dog burn.
A - Ok
G - Ok, she's back.
A - That was really quick!
A (to dog) - What were you thinking?
You were like, "I can do better than Alison".
But then you saw the door was closed. Mwah!
G - A lot of her ex-boyfriends feel similarly.
A - I lock the door.
Funky music!
A - Chloe from St Louis wants to know,
"How do you break up with someone
you're not even dating?"
I think I know what this calls for...
G - An act out?
A - Don't give it awaaay!
G - You can't shove me out of the frame!
I'm in the show!
I want to say something,
Ok? I'm a part of this show,
I say things and then we have to cut them out
because they're real advice
and this is a "comedy channel".
Ok, I want....
A - Have your own damn advice channel then!
G - I think...
A - You DO!
And who's watching?
G - I'm a free thinking lady
I have jokes and words to contribute
Yes! Are they sincere?
Are they trying to help the people?
Of course, that's my duty.
Did Spiderman ask to be Spiderman? No.
He just got bit by a radioactive Spider, Ok?
Did I ask for this responsibility? No.
A - Take it away.
G - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT...
A - Sugar is sleeping as well, just FYI
Tell your audience, this is snoozefest over here.
G - Uh huh hum (clearing throat)
Hello audience.
It is me, Gaby Dunn from YouTube's Just Between Us.
If you are dating someone... If you...
If you are not dating someone...
A - This is going reaaaally well.
G - If you want to break up with someone you are not dating
Just be honest with them
A - Well I'm sorry, let me just get a notepad
so I can take down notes on everything your telling me
Get this notepack.
'coz it's real advice time everybody!
It's time for the real advice.
G - Are you done?
A - Can you hold the card?
G - Ok.
A -So again, what is the question?
G -Chloe from St Louis wants to know
A - Uh huh
G - How do you break up with someone
you're not dating?
A - Good question, yeah.
G - So... I guess you're talking about
someone you're just hooking up with
but even so
A - You don't know that though.
G - ........ Ok.
But even so,
I think honest communication is the way to go
I think you just have to sit them down and talk to them
because even if you're not dating
there are situations and implications
around...
A - Sorry, I'm so sorry
I only just now wrote down the question
G - Ok, now write this down
F.... U....C....K....A....L...L..I
(together) S.O.N
A - We got there.
Fuck Allison.
That's how you get over a breakup
G - I want my own channel
A - Do an act out.
You lead the act out.
G - Fine.
A - I'm sorry
G - Ok
A - I'm ready for real advice
G - Ok, so here's the act out.
A - Ok
G - Hey, Allison...
A - Wait, what's your name in the act out?
G - Why am I not Gaby?
A - Oh, we're dating?
In this scenario...
G - Urghhhhhh
A - See, that's harder for me to believe than if you just pretended to be some guy named Bob.
G - Ok, fine.
A - You're Bob?
G - Yeah, I'm Bob
A - ok
G - Ok. Allison
A - I'm sorry i'm not supportive
I love you
and I just want you to flourish
G (as Bob) - So I know that we've been hooking up
but you haven't allowed me to have
penis and vagina penetrative sex
because we're not exclusive
A - This is... I'm sorry but your new channel
is too X - rated for me
G - HA HA!
G (as Bob) - Remember two days ago
when you told me I needed to get an STD test
before we could move things further
A - Yeah, of course
G - I just wanted to say that I, um
I don't think that we should be boyfriend and girlfriend
I think that It's been good so far
but I'm done so I want out
A -
G - Ooooooah
A - Let's come up with fake excuses
G - Ok
My aunt died and she left me
a haunted manor in Louisiana
that I must run now
A - .... Great
G - What's yours?
A - I got back together with my Ex
G - Ok
How 'bout
I just... I sold an app in china
annd I have to live there now
A - You know what, why don't we bring it down
I think that we're thinking really broard
in terms of these excuses
G - Ok
A - And it's kind of easy to track
you know, ifs someone is or is not
in China
G - What about...
I have to take a journey to me
A - Is that the name of your new channel?
G - You know like, when they're like
"Oh, this person is the heart of the show"
A - Uh huh
G - That's me
A - You consider yourself the heart of the show?
G - I'm the heart of the show
A - Ok
That's great
and that's why people are going to follow you
to YouTube.com and Have to take a journey to me
More funky music!
A (singing) - IIIIII want candy
A + G - Bam ba dam ba dam, bam bam
G - Ok
A - Are you ready Alen?
Alen - Yeah, we got all that.
Allison - Fuck you, Alen... Remember that
G - Coome back!
A - Come back.
Bitch Ass!
I'm ready.
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