Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to
HAPPPPPPPPY wheels! You guys ready to go
You ready to go!?
3D freeze fall
I dont know why you made it 3D
Ohhh that is really cool looking though
argh my focking leg
Steve are you okay buddy, use your helmet
Curl into a ball and think about... Chocolate.
Go! Stay! YES
Best player in the world? Oh, it's Jackaboy.
Ohh, it's not Jackaboy. I wanted to be the best!
Okay, can I squeeze through? Oh, maybe my arms
maybe my arms ca-! No... The key to this is to stay like a swan.
THAT IS NOT A SWAN!
Okay, oh you can't do it because it lays you down flat here. That is clever.
That.. Oh god your little butt got stuck in it. Okay...
I don't know my tactic for this yet. Go through, go through Steve come on!
YES. Yes, okay grand master flash here we go!
Are you s- YES!
YES!
Oh you can squeeze though. That is a gap and a half.
You can squeeze though that i believe in you.
I believe in Steve. Wo- I BELIEVE IN STEVE!
Yes!
I gotta put that in tee-shirt. "I Believe in Steve"
Dont steal my idea. SWORD FIGHT.
Get the sword, here we go.
ARGH god dammit. That doesn't count as a victory...
I know normally I say "If I die and win at the same time, it's a double victory"
But it doesn't count if we're doing a focking sword battle if it's one on one.
Here we go. Can i throw it?
ARGGHH god I threw it and then turned it into a cross sword
and then he stabbed me in the chest
*Frustration intensifies*
YES!
Stuck him right in the throat
Right there - right there he got stuck in there and he then he died
LOVE IT. God what did I do?
OH GOD, Oh that's awesome!
Oh I'm dead though.
This is slow-mo harpoons
Arggh god, how do I get around this?
ARGH fock it stuck in the back out of my face oh I look like a sonic
Well that death.
Okay grab this one, Grab that one the- ARGH GOD I STUCK IT RIGHT IN MY FACE HOLE
Okay...
Grab it grab it grab it oh yes! OH YES
One in the booty is GOOD ENOUGH!
If you get one in the ass that fine, it doesn't matter. It's the ones in the face that hurt the most.
The ones in the ass it's just like hey, Thats down there now.
Stair plummet
Do I just have to survive going down the stairs?
That is a weird looking text.
Look at that "S" ha-ha
Five stars for effort. Here we go! Yes!
NO, Hey Susie- Abigail whatever the fock i called you. I called you Abby yes i did arrghh
Balls
I chopped Eddys head off though
Normally i say "Speed is key" But this time i'm going to say
SPEED IS KEY!
Its the same thing, Oh yes! keep flipping... Flip for days!
Flips are how we do this... Watch- Watch
you g- Oh... Maybe not a flip there. A flip here though.
A flip here a flip there kill Billy that's fine
NOOOO. Fock you guys
Why don't you just get married already
Maybe you are married and i just dont know that. Hey whats up Willy... I'm killing all the characters.
Sup Santa!
Nearly there. Can i focking win yet? Yes!
WOOOOOOOOO
Well that was anti-climatic as all hell
Yeah!
I'm glad i waited around for that. Made me feel good now.
Destroy the city. How can i destroy the city in a focking Stegway Steve
They're only little people!
Like little-Little stick figure people its like the game i played. I saw her standing there but she was a zombie.
And those dudes were in love... I cant kill them DIE! Course i can.
Course i can. Big Steve in little city.
Come on get out over the blocks.
God your city isn't even hard to destroy, Its a focking nuisance. Its like playing The Game Of Life.
With all the little tiny colored pegs
Fock you guys! Playing soccer NO! Playing football? Not today!
Is that supposed to be a button that i didn't press?
Cant stop me, Ninjas cant stop me, Solders cant stop me
Small wizard huge attack
I FOCKIGN KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND FELL INTO IT ANYWAY! Here we go here we go
OH wait till they see
Speed is key! Steve is key!
Segways are key
All the way to the end, One shot Steve.
Oneshot- What are you stopped in there's nothing even there.
Ahh, Excuse me
You're having a nice dinner party? sorry that i came to FOCK YOUR SHIT
Just came here to fock it all up
Playing football? NO
Solders out here? No.
What is that supposed to be? It looks like a button.
You guys can't stop me. Nothing can stop me.
Small wizard huge attack. Now i just gotta stay in the middle oh god
YES!
Why didn't it kill those guys?
Fock the wizard. Hats not even on your head.
Can you even clal yourself a wizard then?
Sword throw
OHH Dodged your bullets like a Neo in the Matrix!
Can you guys ge- ARGH fockign tank
Can you guys get off my segway?
You broke my legs already, Is that not good enough?
oh-oh.
OH-oh
Was that it?
WELL THAT WAS NOTHING FOCK YOU GUYS!
Kill them
ARRRRGHHHH Go backwards
Go backwards, YES ALL THE PEGMEN FALL THAT DAY!
Oh! What is that?! FEELING STONG?!
Even though i kill all the tiny people
Who only came up as far as my ankles.
This one is called "Bottle run 2"
The number two. but i'm going to call it "BOTTLE RUN TWOOOOOOOOOOOO EASY"
What you got? What you got? OH
Oh fockign other bottles?
No not today! Wine... I dont even like red wine!
Look at this
I'ma call that a focking win! Oh my god did you see that?
I flew along then my body hit the bike- The bike carried me and then i went the whole way to the end.
I dont even NEED the victory sound for that.
The sound of the bike crushing my body was victory enough
Aww that was awesome!
Harpoon race! The race has begun!
Isn't really... Really feel like a race if there's nobody else racing against me
This is oh mother of god
♪Fly on the wings of love♪
Go! fock that! oh... Billy's dead.
Sucks to be you!
Its a fun focking level okay...
Kill billy okay... WHERE'D MY FOCKING FACE GO? All the way to the end again aww- hahahahahaaha
Oh i'm so glad that the physics are all fucking up for me today.
Ohh my head bounced
Here we go, Here we go! Here we- OH YES
GO BILLY GO BILLY
FOCK IT
Oh yeah Oh yeah! All the way to flavor town!
Come the fock on!!!
First one's easy you just do that... Then these are easy
The oh whatever... i dont know... WHAT IS HAPPENING
Maybe. Oh maybe... Maybe if i FLY
MAYBE IF I FLY
YEAHHH!!
Rob died anyway, But that was fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
Save yourself
From what
*Inner evil showing itself*
though something so calm, cool, collected about that made it funny
Okay.
I'll save myself this time then
I bet if i just sit down here, I'll be fine.
Do it. Do it Willy!
Why has this got four focking stars?
Ohhh i like a ball throw mystery
I LOVE BALLS win reveal
Win reveal again
I seem to think that i can only throw them that far.
What the fuck
I can only throw the balls as far as the win reveal
There i got one further!
Okay whats that gone into? Nuthin.
Argh god i cant throw them that far
Death alert?
Okay... three balls!
I CANT THROW THEM FOCKING- Nooo!
Protect me, Prot- OHH NO
No- ARRGGH
I CANT THROW THEM FAR ENOUGH
Maybe thats death as well isn't it... Death alert?
I need to grab them lower... I need to grab the balls
Grab the balls lower
Well that just focking went off the map
I need to reveal- oh god the win is there
All i need to do now is reveal it!
Test your luck?
JACKPOT!
Okay! okay no...
NO N- de- what NO!
Unlock win! Unlock win is open!
One super heavy ball
Okay, I can do this I CAN DO THIS
I am OneShotJack
I... No....
NOOO
ARRRGHHH
Thats on the win... All i have to do now is reveal win
Unlock win... Where the fock was the unlock win? I have no idea.
ARRGHH son of a bitch
Come on please!
Ohhh... HAIRY NIPPLES WRAPPED IN PLASTIC
Thats sitting on the win... Its on the win again!
Will ya stop focking trowing them that far.
Whe- Three balls... Three balls is good!
Three balls is good.
Three light balls.. What the fu-
WHERES THE UNLOCK WIN?
Son of... FOCK
I'm not gonna be bested. Not gonna be focking bested.
Maybe i will, Maybe i wont who knows....
Who the fock knows whats going to happen anymore
Is that- no...
Let me win your level mommy
I've been a good boy this year.
I didn't ask for annnyything.
It's sitting on the win.
All i need is unlock win
I have no idea where that is.
More balls is always good.
Thats- No...
Where the fo- Three balls... Okay.
That's more then i care to enjoy.
But. wher- No... NO!
I'm picking up my keyboard.
Oh if that keyboard could reach my face i'd be smashing keys against it right now
I'MA DO THIS
I'm not gonna be bested by some -There we go.
There we go... No...
Three balls... Yes go in!
Three light balls GO IN
GO IN THE FOCKING THING
Go in please... Please... OH!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
You told me this was an easy swing.
I need it... I need it right now I need oh.... Hahahhaha
I needed the easiness.
After what the last focking video was.
Oh you fo- oh...
You're nothing but a big bitch
Thats dead.
Dead is dead.
Okay we got a keep on the ball
YESS!
More like that please!
This is a JSE job picker.
I gotta see what job i'm gonna be.
If i fly over here.
DONT
LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
Soar to the heavens become the worlds number one
Camera man
Twenty thousand pounds per month.
Not good enough
Not good enough... What focking job do i want!
What do i want? I WANNA BE A BOSS!
Is that- Is that the end? is that the e-
I'm a CEO of Kellogs cereals
Its a worse job!
Annnddd HURRGGHH
FLY MY BOBBY FLY
Towards the heavens and become
A winner - Bill Gates. Ten Million dollars per month.
I'm dead Bill Gates.
Look at that sculpture that my arms and legs have just formed.
That's amazing
Its time for the deadly tractor!
As an Irishmen
I know all about me tractors an bales of hay n sheep n cows n cattle.
Oh sorry
Sorry Stev- Oh Mother of
god.....
Is this a tractor lawn mower or is it a focking hoover.
Good lord i just sucked him up into it.
Luke?!
Who the fock is luke?!
Luke... Eddie...
This a little billy
Thats not a luke it a iddy billy bitch
Come on suck him up more! suck him- No thats not good enough.
That is NOT good enough.
THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
I need to be sucking every single participle of these motherfockers up into my thing.
Here we go
Its so nasty looking where do they go?!
Into space
Into the heavens
Sorry santa you're to big for my lawn mower. Sorry i'm just gonna suck up all your heads!
Is that good enough?!
Is that gonna- Oh... Sorry sorry sorry sorry mother of god... That was awesome
But also gross as all hell
Take the dive! Dont mind if i do, Forms good.
FORMS GOOD
Hello
Suck on my knees
Okay...
There we go. Oh- OH! Majestic.
MAJESTIC!
Okay
Oh god that's bad
that's bad THAT'S NOT INTO THE POOL
God. I'm sorry i ruined your van
Here eat my heart
Its for you
Sh-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t
I'M BAD AT DIVING
I'ma just chill out up here.
okay how do i fockin get out there
HOW?!
God almighty
I MADE IT
Thats awesome!
Try to stop number one
I'm good at these- I'm good at these- I'm good at these- I'm good at these- I'm bad at these
Try to stop, Okay here we go.
This is what we do, this is what we do. I thought i had stopped
No- no- no- no- no- YES!
I have focking stopped not only have i stopped i have plenty of space
to keep on moseying, to keep on waddle waddle waddle waddle plop waddle waddle plop
Waddle waddle plop this is win, YES!
♪Don't stop, Believing♪
♪Hold on to that feelin♪
♪Street lights PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♪
Let me slow it on down with a sword throw
Yeah nice.
Good old fashion sword throw thats it.
Kill everyone take everyone with ya. You get away from my swords.
Ha get away from my swor-
ye- i didn't kill him come on get away from my swords!
You Indiana Jones
Motherfocker
Did I win? S-slinki slinki dinki Steve
F-feels good... Feels good to be a winner- Feels good to be a winner every now and then.
Stair rider
*Dramatic gasp*
I have ridden stairs before, But none have been as colorful as this.
Great stairs of mamebuntu
Billy we got this... We're awesome at this!
Well fuck my ass and call me judy. lets just let- let the fates take it into their own hands.
Lets see what happens when you guys are left to your own devices.
Can you even do it without me... Can you. you guys are getting
you guys are getting much further than i care to appreciate... Can you... WHAT?
What?!
Well why do I even play this focking game if you're able to focking do it without me
JUST GO ON AHEAD!
That was awesome... Start with billy dead right away
This is a JSE spikefall.
Dear Jack Septic Eye this is my first fan-made level i've ever done so please enjoy
i've always been watching your vids and i love them
i love how you scream and rage.
Thats not screaming in rage thats just screaming normally billy is stuffed with arrows.
Ninety-Nine cents.
Sorry for the bad sam. Thats not a bad sam
All sams are good sams.
Aww come on... There's allot of billy's down there to kill.
Alot of billie's!
Come on this is a j- aww crap i focked that up
This is a JSE spike fall
Which means allot of dead Billy's
What the fuck is going on with Steve... Are you okay?
And that does it for this episode of Happy Wheels
Oh there was allot of rage in there. I was not going to be bested by some of those levels
Hopefully i didn't break my headphones either.
You see this hair? This is what Happy Wheels does to ya.
You get in. You're getting in and you're thinking. "It's going to be a good time today"
It's Happy Wheels day its going to be a nice all day.
and then you get in and everything just reks your shit and you wanna go home and just curl up into a ball
read the Harry Potter and eat ice cream all day.
Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode. If you liked it
punch the like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS and
Highfives all round
Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes
in the next video!!
Okay... Mister Muncherdru
Math poster, Smiley, Greg, Diz
Who's Diz? Hallway
Math posters don't bend the rulers changed into rules.
♪Dont stop♪ That's the end of the song it's end it's end it's cu- it's over, it's gone, by-