From Bikini Bottom, it's the Squidward Show!
Starring, you guessed it, Squidward!
This show is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Oh, how I have dreamed of this day.
Mr Tentacles, Professor of Art!
What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom!
Bring me your huddled masses of bored housewives
and I will shape them in my image.
Well, don't wanna keep 'em waiting any longer!
[indistinct chattering] Welcome to art class!
Oh, isn't this cooking?
Sorry.
Howdy, Squidward?
Are you taking this art class, too?
SpongeBob? In art class?
Wait! This is cooking!
Come back!
You gotta be kidding.
[SpongeBob laughs]
This is great! You and me in school together!
So, where is the teacher?
You're looking at him.
You are the teacher to my pupil?
This isn't art class...
it's heaven!
Yeah... Grab a little piece of heaven
and let's get on with it.
I'm ready!
Mr. Tentacles.
All right, SpongeBob, pay close attention.
Look at your marble.
Visualize the sculpture within.
Then, gently...
How's this, Squidward?
It's beautiful!
Uh, I mean... Uh...
This isn't a sculpture!
A good sculpture takes...
more time.
You can't just sculpt willy-nilly!
You gotta go by the book! Follow the rules!
Otherwise you'll never get past amateur hour here.
Besides, you got the nose wrong.
There, now it's art.
Oh, it's so obvious!
I would've never thought of that!
I'm sorry, Squidward!
I came here to learn and I arrogantly shunned your lessons.
I'll never be a great artist like you.
I don't deserve your tutoring.
I don't deserve to be in your presence.
I don't even deserve to use your door!
Hello there!
Sorry, class is dismissed. You're too late.
Oh, I beg your pardon, but I forgot my manners.
My name is Monty P. Moneybags.
The world-famous art collector?
The one and only.
Well, what are you doing here?
I'm on a shopping spree. Buying art for my new museum.
Your search is over.
I am Bikini Bottom's greatest artiste.
I call it, "Bold and Brash".
More like, "Belongs in the Trash"!
[laughs]
Sorry, I must've missed that one.
[whistles]
What is that?
Wait, wait. That's not, uh, uh...
- It's a... - Angelic form!
Amazing detail!
Perfect censorship!
This is the work of a true genius!
Hello? What this?
This is the only flaw.
Ah, that's more like it.
I simply must find the artist responsible.
He shall have fame.
Fame...
[Monty] Fortune!
Fortune...
[Monty] Anything his heart desires!
Anything?
It's me! It's me! I'm responsible!
I can see it now.
Your name in the world's most prestigious museums.
I'm gonna make you, immortal!
Now, uh, help me get this in the car.
I could use a little help.
My fame! My fortune! My hair!
Well, that's a bit of bad luck right there.
But, this shouldn't be a problem for an artist of your magnitude.
You can whip up another one.
Yeah, no problem.
You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work.
Why don't you come back tomorrow
and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off.
Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks.
[laughs]
Yeah, no socks.
OK, see you tomorrow. Bye.
I gotta find SpongeBob!
Here you go, buddy.
With this tool, I shall give birth to art!
Oh, boy.
But, one more thing.
There. Now it's art.
Well, what do you think, Squidward?
Just take it all in for a moment.
Let it soak in.
[screams]
I'm here for the... What the?
Who is responsible for this?
As of now, it's his responsibility!
Good day to you, sir!
You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!