- All right, let's get this party started.
Oops, break the television.
(clap board clapping)
(clears throat)
- Where there's boob, there's bush.
I, I don't know why I'm talkin' like this, but uh...
(laughing)
Forced?
Wow, I don't remember (mumbles).
- I didn't want to make you feel bad,
but there are only so many winky tongue-out faces
and hot flame emojis you can reply with.
It's exhau-- (mumbles).
- You know what we should do?
We should pitch her Dane Cook.
- Nope. - Nope.
(laughing)
- Who? - Dylan Park.
- Thank you. (snorting)
This is not a pub, this is not, oh my god.
I'm sorry.
Oh my God.
This is not a wake.
- It's a publishing orgy.
- I wonder how many times I wrote about tides in wind.
- Your mask is on there, is it?
(laughing)
- Did you notice?
- Didn't notice.
Isn't that weird?
That's kind of fucked up.
- We're so used to it now.
- Yeah.
Didn't notice.
(groans) I've never read so many descriptions of--
Mother.
- Where you sex-iled me last night.
Can I do it one more time?
Fuckin' sex-iled. I'm sorry.
(rolls lips)
Sex-iled. Sex-iled.
I think it's finally time
I get my own apartment in New York.
- Oh. (laughing)
Good morning.
(groaning)
(laughing)
- I almost yawned and I was like, I'm not suppose to yawn.
I'm supposed to groan.
- I know I should be back by now, but I'm the--
- You're an auth--
I got this.
- I'll do the same.
(footsteps clicking)
Sorry, I couldn't remember your name.
- Wow.
My name's Liza.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
- Wow, okay. - You left me once.
(table screeches)
- That wasn't cute. (laughing)
- When I think about that woman,
and I want to kill her.
I think about the two of them together, I wanna kill them.
Actually, I suck.
I am just the worst fuckin' actor.
As long as the lade doesn't lead to limelight or the tunnel.
- The 6% broker's fee thrown free--
That's wrong.
Did I fuck up those people behind me?
Okay.
They'll waive the 6% brokers fee, throw in three--
- From up here, you'd be able to spot any...
It's not drying, dragon.
- Giant dragon.
(laughing)
- All right, reset, reset.
- What made you laugh?
I can't work this way.
- Because I almost whacked myself.
So much to remember.
There's one whole thing to remember.
Motherfucker.
(exhales)
Wrong hand.
Hi. How are you?
- I'm cold.
Rage.
- Rage. - Rage.
- Rage.
(laughing)
It's going to take a talented editor
to smooth off the rough edges.
One more time. Sorry.
Motherfucker.
- I can even move backwards.
- So many tricks.
(yells) Oh my god.
- Oh yeah, no problem.
- No problem at all.
- Shit, take out the--
(coughing) - Stay.
(coughing) Excuse me.
Yeah, I'm okay.
- I got a little hammered, so I spilled something.
(laughing)
- It was nice to see you, Judith.
- Damn, you're so handsome.
- All right, cut.
- Gotta get it in.