Oh, Catwoman.
So we meet again.
So we do.
Supergirl.
It's me. Phoebe.
Monica. Can I talk to you for a second?
Listen, I appreciate you getting me the
costume.
Oh, you did the same.
What? I thought he'd love it.
His favorite kid's book was The Velveteen
Rabbit.
The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white.
Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny
at all.
No bunny at all. Always.
No bunny at all.
I'm Chandler.
Dude. What happened?
How is that me?
Okay.
I'm Chandler.
Ma.
Oh, well, you're just the prettiest ballerina
I've ever seen.
Thank you.
Oh, wow.
That deserves another piece of candy.
Thank you.
Well, I have to say that earns two, two
pieces of candy.
I love you.
0000. Honey.
Here, take it off. Monica, we need more
candy. What?
There's only been like, four kids.
Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that
she loved me, so I just gave her everything.
No wonder you're pregnant.
Hey, hey.
What are you supposed to be?
Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?
Well, I'm a potato or a spud.
And these are my antenna.
So Sputnik becomes.
Sputnik. Sputnik.
Wow. I don't have the worst costume anymore.
Hey. All right. Ross came as Doody.
No. I'm not. Duty.
No. Space duty.
Oh, give me a kiss.
Okay, I will. But right after you have to
tell me who the hell you are.
Ursula.
Ursula's fiance.
Oh, my God, you're the sister.
Yeah. Okay. I just slapped my future sister
in law's ass. Yeah.
Trick or treat. Hi.
You know what, honey? We're actually out of
candy right now, but someone just went out
to get some, and I have been giving out
money, but I'm out of that, too.
Hey, can I write you a check?
Okay, okay. What's your name?
Melanie. Mulanovich.
Okay, I'm just going to write this out to
cash.
You think you're stronger?
Why don't you prove it?
Well, I'll prove it. I'll prove it like a
theorem. Okay.
Stop it. Hi.
Wow. There you go.
My friend Lilith told me you were giving out
money.
Oh, yeah? Well, we were, but now we've got
candy.
I'd rather have the money.
Well, that's not your choice.
Happy Halloween. This isn't fair.
Well, is it fair that all you did was put on
a cape and I got to give you free stuff?
Shut up! You shut up.
You can't tell me to shut up.
I think I just did.
And, uh. Oh, here comes again.
Shut up! Yeah.
No, I got it. I'm good, I got it.
No, wait a minute. I had one more thing I'd
say to you. All right, shut up.
You're a mean old woman.
Oh, wait. No! Shut up.
Don't cry.
Let me get my checkbook. All right.
Ready?
Set, go!
Come on, buddy, come on.
Wow. They're both really strong.
Or equally weak.
Oh, God, Chandler's making his sex face.
What's the matter? Are you scared?
Let's go. Big money.
One. Two.
Three. Go!
I'm going to kill myself.