(deep breathing)
- [Mirror] Hey there, buttercup.
You okay?
- I'm just sleeping.
- You still sad about being dumped?
(deep breath)
Yeah, I think you're still sad about being dumped.
- Can you just leave me alone?
- But what if you wanna talk?
- I don't. - [Mirror] But you might.
And that's why I'm here.
And I'm gonna sit right here,
but I'll be quiet as a mouse.
- Whatever.
- You won't hear a peep- I won't even say
one word out of my mouth.
You won't see- I will not say a
thing - Mirror.
- Yup.
(blender humming)
- What are you doing?
- (whispering) I'm just making a daiquiri,
do you want one?
- Can you not?
- Sounds like you need a daiquiri.
- No.
What I need, is just to
fall into a black hole
and have my entire body shredded
atom by atom.
- Jesus.
That's dark.
I mean, if it's any consolation,
I genuinely thought this relationship was gonna work, so.
- I mean, it's not,
but thanks for being on my team.
- Yeah, 'cause he had low enough standards, right?
- Ugh.
- [Mirror] Hey, come on.
I'm kidding. It's a joke.
Everybody's joking. We're having fun.
- [Julie] I just,
I just feel like I've never been so blindsided.
- You and Sandra Bullock.
- Like he was really into me.
- Oh God.
(slurping daiquiri)
Until he wasn't.
- Exactly.
- Didn't he- wasn't he fresh out of a relationship?
- Yeah, like a while ago.
- Huh.
- What?
- Mm. One word, 2 syllables.
- No, I don't want to play this game.
- Second syllable,
mm to fallen in love.
- Okay. You can't say things in charades.
- Listen again, listen again.
Mm to fallen in love.
Ah honey.
- I don't know.
- It's a Kanye West song.
Mm to fallen in love.
Ah ha honey.
It's bound.
- Yes.
Bound. Okay.
First syllable.
Short form of regarding.
- Re.
Rebound.
- Yes. (snaps finger)
Yes.
- I wasn't his rebound.
- Oh, I think you were.
- No, rebounds are like one night stands.
We had like a legit relationship.
- [Mirror] I don't know.
I kind of think he was still hung up on his ex.
- Why would you think that?
- I have my ways.
- So what, you're saying he was just like
a really good liar?
- No. No.
No. I think he genuinely liked you.
But you just could never match up to her.
- His ex?
- Yeah. Cause see,
you were a shiny new thing, right?
You were a distraction.
And then, you know,
time passed and novelty wore off
and he had put her on a
really high pedestal that
she couldn't even live up to, really.
So he's wanting something that doesn't even exist.
Like it's make-believe.
- Wow.
Oh my God. I think you might be right.
How did you even think of that?
- I watch a lot of Love Island.
- [Julie] Ah, man.
Ugh!
But I just want him.
- Hey. (snaps fingers)
Stop it. (claps hands)
Look at me.
Stop moping.
No more mopey Julie.
Hey, when you wake up from a dream about him,
you just remember,
that you're dreaming about someone
who's dreaming about someone else.
- Ew. - [Mirror] Mhm, yeah.
You're dreaming about him,
he's dreaming about her.
You're a dreaming about him.
He's a dreaming about her.
You're dreaming.
He dreaming.
You dream. He dream.
Her. (hand thuds on ground)
- Yeah.
- So, no more dreaming.
- Well, I don't think I have a choice.
- You say it with me.
You say no more dreaming.
- No more dreaming.
Kay, the only thing left to do is
you're gonna post a hot Instagram photo,
and you're going to wait for him to slide
into your DMS in 2 months.
- (chuckles)
Yeah.
You're right.
- Yeah.
(straw dinging on glass)
- Do you want a hug?
- No, I'm good.
(straw dinging on glass)
- Hold my hand at least.
- No. - Hold my hand, Julie.
- No, I can't.
- Yes, you can.
- No, like I,
physically can't.
- Then hold my gaze.
(dramatic orchestral music)
You feel better?
- Not really.
- Daiquiri?
(deep breath)
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