♪ (classical music) ♪
♪ (spooky music) ♪
Will this hold them?
It'll have to.
Derrick, what if they get in?
They won't.
- I don't-- - Hey, Gwen...
we're gonna get through this, okay?
I won't let anything bad happen to you.
I just don't know what I would do if you got hurt.
(whimpering)
- (loud rapping at door) - Hey!
I know people are in there.
Please, please let me in.
I'm sorry, we can't open the door.
It's not safe.
Look, Derrick, it-it's me, Louis, your neighbor.
I'm sorry, man. We can't--
It's just too dangerous.
(zombies snarl)
(protesting)
- (chomping noises) - (Louis screams)
- They got him! - Oh god! Louis.
We should hold the couch.
Let's hold the couch so that they can't get in.
Wait, looks like they're going away.
(Gwen) Oh, good!
- (loud rapping at door) - (woman) Gwen!
Gwen!
(woman) It's Stacey!
Stacey?
- (zombies moan) - Oh my god!
Oh my god, I'm so glad that you're alive.
Yes, let me in!
They're almost done eating this other guy.
Oh, god-- okay, don't hate me for this,
but Derrick and I let my cousin in a couple days ago
and she just took a bunch of supplies.
(Gwen) We almost got killed, so we made a pact
- that we were going it alone. - What?!
I am so sorry!
After I helped you to get out of Derrick's birthday?
You said you were sick!
I was.
And help you steal his car.
I'm sorry, what?!
So we could drive to Vegas with that guy Derrick hates.
Kyle?!
Uh...yeah.
- (zombies snarl) - No!
No!
- (tearing of flesh) - (Stacey screams)
- (zombies snarl) - (Stacey shrieks)
Oh, my god! They got her.
- They got her? - They got her.
- Good. - What?!
You guys stole my car and went to Vegas with Kyle.
Okay, okay, I can explain.
No, no, you don't have to explain.
I get it.
You're a total liar.
Okay, I didn't wanna go birthday paint-balling with your friends.
Big deal!
(sarcastically) Oh yeah, that's no surprise
because you only like to do lame things
and not fun things!
I do fun things all the time!
Your definition of fun is taking couple showers
and watching 2 Broke Girls.
It sounds great.
No! Can you just leave me alone so I can keep boarding this window?
No, no, no, no, no. Come on!
We are going to discuss this right now, all right?
There may be zombies outside and maybe the world is ending,
but that doesn't mean we can't work through our problems.
Hey-Hey, guys! I can see you through the window.
(man) Can you please let me in? They're coming!
I'm sorry, we can't risk opening the door for anybody,
let alone strangers.
(man) I'm not a stranger.
I'm Doctor Walster.
We don't know a Doctor Walster.
(Walster) Actually, I know the guy who's speaking.
He came to see me last week for a routine check-up.
I suggested that he should get tested for STDs
and you laughed it off and you said "Let's let it ride."
(Walster) Remember, we had a good laugh about it?
You promised you were gonna get tested!
I did!
This guy is clearly talking about somebody else.
No, Derrick!
Derrick, your name's Derrick.
Is this a new relationship?
The old one, you said you were dying to get out of.
Uh, Gwen. Gwen was her name.
Oh, yeah, we'll help you. Please stop talking and go away.
Dying to get out of it?!
- (zombies snarl) - You guys, please!
Please, they're coming. Come on!
- (zombie snarls get closer) - Please, just let me in!
You guys!
- (tearing of flesh) - (Walster) Come on! No!
(Walster screams)
Okay, so, uh--
Yeah, yeah, no, please.
Please, by all means, tell me how any of this is okay?
(thumping at door)
(both) What?!
Hey, it's Mordy Brian!
O-Open up, please!
Um, can't.
Gwen, it's me, Mordy!
I-I showed you all those spacious one-bedroom apartments last week?
Uh, nope, nope. Go away.
No, no, don't go away. I wanna hear this.
Let's listen to--
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - (Gwen) What're you doing?!
(Derrick) One bedroom apartment? Is that what it was?
Yeah, spacious one-bedroom apartments
with new and renovating kitchens.
(Mordy) Gwen was in a real hurry to sign the lease--
said something about how she needed space
and couldn't wait to get out of her relationship.
You must be her brother. (nervous chuckle)
You're opening the door, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. One second.
I wish I had known you were moving out.
- (zombies groan) - (Mordy screams)
(Mordy) You're too late!
Help!
You guys are busy fighting! Come help us out!
If anything, you're terrible people!
(Mordy sobs)
- (zombies snarl) - (chomping sounds)
I can't [bleep]ing believe you.
(sarcastically) Good news!
You don't have to worry about finding a new apartment
because I'm moving out!
Oh, no! Like hell you are!
I'm not sitting in this boarded up house by myself!
Well, why don't you get your best friend Stacey to live with you?
(chuckles) Oh, that's right.
I'm sorry. She's dead!
Why don't you turn this place into an STD clinic?
Lord knows you're gonna need one nearby
when you find out you have gonorrhea!
Well, if I have gonorrhea, you have gonorrhea!
Well, if I have gonorrhea, then Kyle definitely has gonorrhea!
Fine, I'm leaving!
(Gwen) Fine! Me too!
No, you-you get--
(Gwen protests)
(Derrick) No! Don't tell me-- You don't tell me--
(door shuts loudly)
[bleep]!
- (zombies snarl) - (both scream)
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