- [Audience] Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N!
- [Nick] Wild out!
- [Audience] Wild Style!
- Oh yeah, free style rapping
but here at "Wild'N Out" we focus on them jokes,
so each punch line is one point added to your total score.
So the game could go either way.
Brother Kirk that championship belt right there,
you can put that next to all the Grammys.
Black Squad step up, Red Squad step up.
(audience applauding)
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
Okay, okay, yeah.
♪ Plies called and he said he want his face back ♪
♪ Hip-Hop pastor, I'm about to bring Mase back ♪
♪ Yeah, lots of cash, we know that you make that ♪
♪ But when they put the cereal on the top shelf ♪
♪ (beep) don't you hate that ♪
(audience laughs)
- Talk your (beep), Nick.
- That's all I got, that's all I got.
That's all I got.
Oh, he gonna do it?
Okay, the beat.
He's like Moses.
(audience laughs)
- This flow from my soul is not what you want.
Try to mess with God's son,
all my people say-
(audience cheers)
But see, I pray for you.
All through the night, I'll even tarry,
my soul's on fire and it's heavy.
Mariah couldn't even carry.
(audience exclaims)
(audience applauding)
- Don't let them do you like that, Nick.
- Bring the beat back.
♪ Shuler, listen, when I rap on this stage ♪
♪ You know I come off the dome ♪
♪ You dressed like the bathroom man at a funeral home ♪
♪ Kung-Fu Panda, we throw that out in the world ♪
♪ You got the same eyeballs as a Powerpuff Girl ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ Yo, welcome to the family ♪
♪ He on MTV ♪
♪ But you making a mistake trying to battle me ♪
♪ Matter of fact I keep it burning like an STD ♪
♪ So stepping to me, you don't wanna do that fella ♪
♪ This the dude that gave herpes to everybody at Coachella ♪
(audience laughs)
- I didn't go to Coachella, I promise.
(audience laughs)
♪ Nick, it's about to get abusive in here ♪
♪ 'Cause unlike you my fans love me for my music career ♪
(audience laughs)
- Okay, now listen, Travis.
♪ Now I don't wanna style with you ♪
♪ And I don't wanna get wild with you ♪
♪ I'm too ready ♪
♪ My bars heavy ♪
♪ You look like a fake Machine Gun Kelly ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Yo, I hate to do it because I love Young Fly ♪
♪ But why the (beep) did MTV let you remake "How High" ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ 'Cause listen close, you little whore ♪
♪ This is "Wild'N Out" this a Black show ♪
♪ (beep) this is not "Jersey Shore," okay ♪
♪ I must say my trip to the A has been exquisite ♪
♪ I got to meet the Geico caveman and the lizard ♪
(audience exclaims)
- And he walked away on them.
Walked away on them.
- Let me tell you why they call me a wizard.
♪ Don't push me ♪
♪ 'Cause I zip zap zwap on your momma's (beep) ♪
(audience laughs)
- I got him, Trav.
Hey, yo DC.
♪ DC, it's easy to catch you slipping ♪
♪ You're so slim when you swim you're always skinny dipping ♪
♪ You up here with a body made of gelatin ♪
♪ Your ass look like a chocolate covered skeleton ♪
(audience laughs)
(buzzer buzzes)
- All right, check this out.
♪ Listen Justina, I'm tired, girl ♪
♪ Don't play with me ♪
♪ Your ass so damn white ♪
♪ You look like the little strip ♪
♪ In the middle of the street ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Lay Lay, come here ♪
♪ I'm gonna keep it real ♪
♪ You think you up here grown ♪
♪ Until your little ass start paying some bills ♪
♪ I'm talking light bill, gas bill ♪
♪ That's gonna kick your ass ♪
♪ All right, okay, let's do it ♪
♪ All y'all wack like your outfits ♪
♪ I been making money six to six ♪
♪ I work for me, y'all work for Nick ♪
(audience applauding)
- DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
(audience applauding)
- Shut up.
- Talk your (beep), little head.
- Your career never took off,
literally it stayed the same.
How you on season 15 wearing season one chains?
- Hold on, all right-
- No, shut up!
(audience laughs)
Conceited, you is not that dude,
you a grown ass boy with Crayola tattoos.
- Can I go now?
- No!
(audience laughs)
Shut up!
It's new school day.
- All right, hold on.
Now I just gotta scorch this kid the right way.
(beep) take off your glasses,
you look like Sid from "Ice Age."
Fat Boy, you so hungry you use a donut for a wedding ring,
Fat Boy SSE stands for super size everything.
(audience laughs)
(bell dinging)
- We ain't done, hell nah!
We ain't done.
Look at your outfit, green says let's go,
pink says I'm with it,
orange says uh uh, stop playing boy, come get it.
(audience laughs)
(bell dinging) (air horn)
- Drop the beat.
Damn, all right, white boy, relax.
All right, all right, all right.
♪ Yo, I was just gonna relax ♪
♪ I was just gonna fall back ♪
♪ But you all up in my face like you trying to attack ♪
♪ Like you wanna get grimy ♪
♪ Like you wanna go bump ♪
♪ Come on, dog, tell everybody ♪
♪ You voted for Trump ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ Hey, too smooth like I'm undercover ♪
♪ I take your girl under cover ♪
♪ Too smooth, ain't no light butter ♪
♪ Don't disrespect my white brother ♪
- Oh, he got an Eminem shirt on, all right.
(audience applauding)
- Yo, let me get Charron.
- DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly remove the instrumental, please?
- There's a lot of white people on this episode.
- Yeah, White'N Out.
(audience laughs)
Okay, for a white guy you think you're such a gem,
but you're my least favorite candy, small penis Eminem.
(audience exclaims)
- Oh, slow it down, small peanuts M&M.
- Hey, another Eminem joke, let me just remind you,
you're like an M&M,
'cause you're known to have nuts inside you.
You call the cops on barbecues like come through, please.
You're so white you learned your 911s before your 123s.
- Oh!
(audience applauding)
- White on white violence.
- Seeing my cousins fight, that's very confusing,
I really don't like that, what are you doing?
Can you please tell me
why y'all didn't invite me to this family reunion?
Hey Tank, you know I stand tall,
this man fall, you made music for indie strip clubs
and unemployed grandmas.
(audience laughs)
- The two of you are polar opposites,
it's not looking very nice.
'Cause you live with nine cats
and you've never seen pussy in your life.
(bell dinging)
- Talk your (beep), Charron.
(audience applauding)
- D-Wrek, let me tell you, we ain't done.
911, there's a bunch of white people up here having fun.
(audience laughs) (bell dinging)
♪ All right, we gonna go off top wilding ♪
♪ Chloe and Halle, y'all got talent ♪
♪ So I'ma just kick this, you got the glow ♪
♪ But one thing before y'all go ♪
♪ Can y'all do me a favor ♪
♪ And tell Beyonce to come on this damn show ♪
(audience laughs)
Call Beyonce and tell her we need her on the show, please.
- All right, all right, drop the beat.
Hold up.
- I guess that means I'ma get in trouble, all right.
(audience laughs)
- Nick knack, patty whack, Cannon with no balls.
- Once you lost Mariah, you know you lost it all.
(audience exclaims)
- First it went your talent.
- Along with your career.
- I know it must be hard for you, but baby wipe your tears.
(audience applauding)
- Bring the beat back.
Y'all so mean.
- I don't care who y'all is, them fighting words.
(audience laughs)
- All right, I got something for my girls right here.
I got something for my girls right here, check it out.
♪ Y'all got signed to Queen Bey, I wish you well ♪
♪ She looking for Beyonce, y'all just Kelly and Michelle ♪
(audience exclaims)
- All right, all right, all right.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
♪ Oh look, the mouse has something to say ♪
♪ You just a clout chaser who's waiting for pay day ♪
(audience applauding)
- I'ma just say this.
♪ I'ma go over there and find a place to sit ♪
♪ Y'all signed to Beyonce, I'm just signed to Nick ♪
(audience laughs)
- Hey, that's a good thing. (audience applauding)
What's wrong with that?
- Justina, you not gonna do these ladies like that.
♪ You up here rapping, that wasn't clean ♪
♪ You up here snapping, I know what you mean ♪
♪ Now listen, let me tell you something ♪
♪ Now this might sting ♪
♪ You rap Black but these are real Black queens ♪
(audience applauding)
- I wanna get my girl's back real quick,
okay, Justina, look.
♪ Hey yo, Justina ♪
♪ I don't know if you an actor or an actress ♪
♪ You can't get on no show ♪
♪ Baby girl, 'cause it's Blackish ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Coming for me, you must have a death wish ♪
♪ I'ma burn you worse than every dude that you slept with ♪
♪ Wild style queen, you know that's true ♪
♪ I smell something fishy, bitch, it must be you ♪
- Hold on, hold on, hold on!
(audience applauding)
♪ Justina, I'm on the black team ♪
♪ Don't make me mad ♪
♪ Before I make you my step daughter ♪
♪ And start (beep) your dad ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ All right, be careful with the crew ♪
♪ Because you know that we will off that ♪
♪ Tell DC he need to give Nick his watch back ♪
What's up?
♪ I don't know who you talking to ♪
- You.
♪ But listen here, I don't know who you walking to ♪
- I'm talking to you.
♪ 'Cause I'm a starter ♪
♪ My team go harder ♪
♪ You a farter ♪
♪ And listen, I'm a barber ♪
♪ Listen, I'ma do this thing rough now ♪
♪ Your (beep) like my Rolly, (beep), it's a bust down ♪
- Hold up. (audience applauding)
♪ I got a Rolly too ♪
♪ You do whatever I say so ♪
♪ You better lay low ♪
♪ I got my (beep) in here and we from Clayco ♪
♪ You know just how we do it ♪
♪ I pull them things out ♪
♪ You know I keep it fluid ♪
♪ What you wanna do ♪
♪ Emmanuel ♪
♪ What's up ♪
♪ You known to be a hater ♪
♪ You say you from Clayco ♪
♪ But my people from Decatur ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ The mic up in my hands ♪
♪ So you know I bring the heat ♪
♪ Your head is so big you swallow up when you eat ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ You know how I get down ♪
♪ Stay you, (beep), you better lay down ♪
♪ Before the whole group get all down ♪
♪ You already know all the mic I electric slide ♪
♪ Hey DC, where you from ♪
♪ The west side ♪
(audience applauding)
- DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪ Hey, hey, clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ You got a man, he put a ring on it, of course ♪
♪ But baby, call me when you about to get divorced ♪
♪ Because you know he a pony for that sport ♪
♪ But no Polo, yeah, you (beep) a real horse ♪
(audience exclaims)
♪ Watch me catch bars ♪
♪ You know I do them fast ♪
♪ Unlike yours, at least my marriage will last ♪
(audience exclaims)
♪ It's your girl Rachel, Black bachelorette ♪
♪ First to ever do it, so for that I get respect ♪
♪ Black bachelorette on the black team ♪
♪ By the way, in Dallas so fresh and so clean ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ I said something about you earlier ♪
♪ But you know you my G ♪
♪ I ain't got nothing else to say ♪
♪ Just wanna let you know I agree ♪
♪ That dude sitting right there ♪
♪ Look just like a negro broccoli tree ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ You rap about me, listen, who does that ♪
♪ He looks like Cynthia off "Rugrats" ♪
♪ Cynthia from "Rugrats" ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ I see when we rapping, everybody wait on us ♪
♪ He look just like a makeup brush ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ A makeup brush, a makeup brush ♪
(audience applauding)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won the whole show?
- I gotta give that to the black squad,
so make some noise for the black squad, y'all.
(audience applauding)
- Y'all give it up, she won another show,
make some noise for Rachel Lindsay, y'all.
(audience applauding)
What you wanna say to the people?
- This is my favorite show,
so it's such an honor to be here tonight.
- [Nick] Oh, and it's an honor to have you here.