- Black Coffee meeting.
I got something going here.
Where's Crystal and Malcolm?
- Oh there in the back smashing
- Wow smashing those boxes took a lot longer than I thought.
We should uh start earlier next time.
- I know, that's so smart.
- I do that.
(laughing)
- Ahhhhhh
- What?
Oh, my God.
- Alright.
Spit out what's in your mouth.
I want you guys to try this.
Oh, you're an idiot.
Not.
Can you get us some cups please?
Go ahead and pass this out
get a little bit.
Tell me what you think.
(gagging sound)
- This is disgusting
- I know right.
It's a new juice health craze or something, I don't know.
- I actually don't think it's that bad.
- That sounds about white.
- Yo, this is disgusting.
- Now, what did I just ingest?
- I know, look they're charging $14 a pop for that crap.
Can you imagine that?
I need you guys to come up with an idea
so we can sell the same thing, make some money.
- I'm going to tell you this right now Beachum.
I'm not coming up with
no juicy celery infused foo foo drink, okay.
When we started this business we said we were going to pride
ourselves on selling high quality ethnically sourced beans.
- Yeah
- This is...
- I get that the drink is expensive Beachum
but Travis supplies all of our juices, alright.
You trying to take them from his business?
- Yeah.
Okay, look he got some cute juices.
But nothing marketed towards cleansing.
None of it is like this, okay.
Look we got
watermelon ginger punch
we've got peas in that one
peanut and mint
none of that is hot right now.
The hot topic is cleansing.
- Guys, I got the drink for us.
You guys have to try this.
It's got cayenne pepper, parsley, rhubarb, sana
buckthorn and I even used some of Anthony's cold pressed
coffee for a higher concentration of caffeine.
- I don't know if half of what you said even goes together
so I'll take your word for it.
- Yo. This is disgusting.
Hey Beachum!
- What?
- Come out here man!
Try this.
- Yo, this is terrible.
It's perfect.
- I'm going to call it...
The Colon...
Izer
- Ha. I thought you were just going to call it the Colon.
- Cause it's like the ultimate colon cleanse.
- Because it cleanses the colon.
I love it.
It sounds like a super hero, man.
Put it up on the board, we're going to sell this
like hotcakes.
(blender buzzing)
- Hi, can I get a latte?
- Oh, sure.
Although might I offer you our new healthy drink
designed to cleanse the system.
It's called the Colon-Izer.
- Excuse me?
- The Colon-Izer.
- Yeah. I'll get a drink somewhere else.
(soft music paying)
- Hey Beachum.
- Hey!
- Whoa!
- What are you doing?
You don't now how to knock?
Huh?
- I'm sorry I can leave.
- No no no it's cool.
What?
- Yeah so the drink isn't selling.
When I offered it people they don't seem to respond to it.
- Okay.
Well did you market it?
Try and go out front and sell it out there or something.
- Oh (laughing) Yeah.
What?
- Mmmm
(soft music playing)
Yeah.
- Colon-Izer.
Colon-Izer.
Step right up the Colon-Izer is in town.
- Hold this
- Colon ahhh
Please please no no no no no no
(punching sound)
Well that didn't work.
People have always hated my handwriting though
I should have printed it.
- Look, I didn't see you sign
but I'm pretty sure it's the drink.
It doesn't even fit our menu.
How you doing ma'am?
- What the heck is this?
- Uh, that is is the Colon-Izer our new drink.
- Who the hell came up with that?
- Uh, our guy over here.
- Hi, I'm black.
- Oh hell no.
What type of place of business are you running here?
You got a white guy making a drink called the Colon-Izer
in an all black coffee shop?
- Huh?
No.
It's called the...
Beachum!
- What, what's going on out here?
- Look it
What he wrote.
- Okay.
Colon-Izer.
I know, it's the new drink.
- No, really look at it.
- No!
Michael!
- No no no no
Don't go blaming him.
Y'all should have known.
Okay.
- This is not what it looks like.
I'm trying to tell you right now.
- You know what
I'm never coming back here again.
- It's not cool, you represent us.
This is embarrassing!
I can't believe you doing all this.
What do you think I am, huh?
Look at me!
- Ahhh
Am I fired?
- Guys.
I've got to shut down the business.
- What?
- Shocker.
- Yeah.
My consulting business isn't what I thought.
But my juciery is
Booming yeah booming.
It's booming it's booming it's booming.
Ha Ha