As we bring in our comedians with
a segment to hear wild opinions
on the world and today, well,
today's about to get pretty weird, like.
Me doing Samuel Jackson dances.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
We're talking about the ongoing
trial of rapper Tory lanes after he
allegedly shot at fellow rapper Megan
the stallion back in 2020 in Houston.
The two were leaving a party
at the home of Kylie Jenner,
and we're in a parking lot
when the shooting happened.
This argument started between Megan and
her friend Kelsey over each of them.
Quote. Being with the same men,
guess that means just in
the same general location.
Tori has pled not guilty.
Now, there have been some crazy
allegations and wild facts
thrown out in the trial.
So to truly understand what's happening,
I brought in Ashley Mayo to discuss.
What is it about all of this
you need to get off your chest
that everybody is on Meg side?
Everybody is like siding with Meg.
They feels bad for her and I'm like, no.
I'm like, I don't think
she deserved to be shocked.
She definitely deserves some time for
sleeping with all her best friend men.
She definitely deserves time for that.
Ain't no way.
Like, you don't deserve to get shot.
But like you, you need something.
Like something got to happen.
Like, I don't know that
that's just my thing.
Like everybody
wanted to get away with it. Feel sorry
for like I'm gonna feel sorry for
you. But I still need
you to do some time for.
For every guy that you
mess with like that.
Ain't that ain't no best
friend right there.
First of all. First of all.
It's hard to say she didn't
deserve to get shot, but number
one that's it's hard to do that.
And #2 her friend who was mad
OK still dropped a diss track
on Meg after she was shot. So
the friend about that her
friend has gotten so messy that
can I get her friends back?
No, because you made everybody got
shot because the whole thing messy.
They don't even deserve time
for the crime they deserve time
for. Being so messy broke the whole trial
and the fact that first of all,
first of all, shout out to Megan
the stallion and her friend Kelsey
because Ben Simmons needed a win.
He needed a win. He was out here
struggling from the free throw
line, nervous this whole time to win.
He know. We wonder why he's playing bad.
He's scared. He's been playing
scared out of his mind.
What? He's scared. Tory lanes coming
around the corner. That's what you think
he might be. It's looking
like he can do some work.
He did put in some work.
Look, I cannot get Kelsey's back
after you still drop the diss track
after old girl was shot #1 #2.
You needed the authorities to
press you just to testify.
When your girl was shot. OK,
so you have no language no more.
You have. You have my girl.
No more after you sleep with my man.
But see, you wouldn't
have slept with my man.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Slept with my man.
I don't see nothing.
But even if it was me,
which one was your man? Which one?
You get to claim half of LA you
get to claim if I had him first.
But.
Look, look, look, look.
You could feel away about a man.
You can't feel away about three.
I mean, three is just like, you know what?
That's how we get down. That's how we. And
clearly that's how we broke it down.
My thing is you making the style.
You can have any man you want,
but you don't follow my bread crumb. I
mean, four. We know they was really
checking for Megan and you jumped up.
You know what I mean? You jumped up.
And you know what I mean.
While she was, while she was occupied,
while Megan was on tour,
you hopped out here.
OK, that's what I'm saying.
You was available.
So you don't think Meg, desert, no time.
How how do you feel about Megan?
What do you mean time? Jail time?
You think she should go to jail?
Ohh this whole thing is because of her.
You can't see at least deserve 2-3 months.
How much time this Tory deserved
and and Megan deserves 2-3 months.
What's your what's your
he made a year or two?
A year or two. If you wanna hear more
from Ashley you can follow her on
Instagram at Mayo, under score the great
and also shout out to binski sweets
and eats for getting the right answer.
For the rest of y'all that.
Want to know what this top three
Sam Jackson performance is?
You gotta wait till the end of the show.
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There's, there's your like million hint.
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