Don't ever say that on camera ever again.
It wasn't Sadio! What you doing? Get back!
Oh, no, he sold you a dream.
It's what I do, I'm sorry.
No, you can't give him that, he paused!
What is this?
You've got to know your teammates, Trent!
Oh, no..
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, he's done.
We are back by popular demand, episode two of Call Yourself A Team Mate?
We had to do it. Last time around, Kostas left here with a brand-new song.
I have no song, bro!
♫ Tsimi-Tsimi-Tsimi, our Kostas Tsimikas... ♫
If we do anything like that, I'll be absolutely delighted.
So let's see what we can do today.
Ah, way off it!
I don't think you're gonna be invited back next year, bro.
Nah, I will, cos this will get views.
We're going to ease you in with round one,
we've got visual and audio clues for you to figure out who those teammates are.
Let's get the first one on screen.
Who is that?
Bobby, Bobby!
Nah, it's not.
Midfielder, same country as Bobby.
That was Trent.
- Go on. - Fab.
Yeah, that's a point to Trent.
Who said this?
Robbo!
How on earth do you know that?
Yeah, that's a point.
Whose hometown is that?
It is Novo Hamburgo.
Joel?
No!
That was a guess, man.
Novo Hamburgo...
Luis Diaz.
No, but kind of close!
He's got a massive beard.
Fabi.
He's got what?
No, you can't...
Harvey.
- Alisson? - Yeah.
You can't be doing that!
- Wait, who is it? - Alisson.
Man said Matip!
CLIP OF PLAYER SINGING
- Virgil? - Yes!
I knew it was as well!
Whose career path is this?
Struggling.
Naby?
Agh, I was hoping he got that wrong.
It's a childhood photo of someone.
What am I meant to do with that?
Milner?
That's not a terrible guess.
No, you can't pause, sorry, bro.
Nat!
No, you can't give him that, he paused!
I was waiting for my sound to finish!
Come on, you can't give him that.
Sorry, bro, I'm not giving you a point, I'm not having that pause.
Right, the translation for this is...
FABIO: 'the best in the world.'
Easy. Got to know your teammates, Trent!
What currency is that?
That's Mo Salah, for sure!
There was a little pause though.
No, man, there was no pause!
It says Egypt right there.
Hometown.
- Virgil? - No.
- Adrian? - No.
Caoimhin Kelleher.
That's his hometown?
Yeah, that is Cork in Ireland.
Childhood picture.
- I know this one. - Konate?
TRENT: Have we got live scores?
Round two, it's you against the clock,
you've got 30 seconds, I'm going to ask you a question
and there are multiple answers.
Harvey, you're the youngest, you get to go first.
There's 13 in total. Trent, don't help him out.
Arsenal...
West Ham...
Chelsea.
United.
20 seconds.
- Everton. - No.
- Newcastle. - No.
You're on four, five seconds to go.
- Just start throwing team names out. - I can't think.
Southampton.
Yes, five points.
Trent, do you know the other eight?
I know. Brighton, Leicester...
No Brighton, no Leicester.
Give me a chance, man!
Fabio, you're up next. The question is about Roberto Firmino.
Your time starts now.
- AC Milan. - Nope.
- Atletico Madrid. - Yep.
Villarreal.
Leipzig, Porto...
Porto, yep.
Start throwing team names out.
I don't know.
Every league going.
HARVEY: Brentford.
PSG.
Yes.
Barca, Real Madrid?
No Barca, no Madrid.
Time's up, that's three.
- It's hard, isn't it? - That is hard.
- Not a chance! - That is hard!
Edinburgh, London...
Amsterdam.
Brasilia.
- Cairo. - Yep.
- Madrid. - Yep.
- Lisbon. - Yes!
Yeah, I'll call it on that.
That was very good!
Fab, where you from?!
Did very well - scores on the doors.
I've always wanted to be a game show host.
We've surveyed 100 fans, and the players have to match their answers with the fans.
You'll get two points for the top answer and one point for the second and third answers.
But I want to say - off camera Fabio said this is where he's gonna come clutch.
So you're going first...
Who's the most intelligent in the squad?
James Milner.
Yes, that's two points.
Next one?
Jordan Henderson.
No.
- Trent. - Me?
- No! - You?!
I meant 'me' as in, is it my go?
- Are we carrying on? - Yeah.
Yeah, any chance...
Thiago!
Yes!
Erm...
"Erm, erm..." That's not a name.
Nat?
- What?! - Way off it!
Oh, my days.
Which player has the best Instagram account?
Remember, this is the fans, not your own opinions.
Millie.
He's second, who's first?
Me.
Yes, that's another point. Who's first on it?
Kostas?
Yes!
Fair play.
HARVEY: His Insta account's dead though.
What's he got on it? How?
Nah, it's that Greek Scouser stuff, innit?
Most likely to go on Love Island.
Me.
- Yes! - Get in.
FABIO: I'd take that as a compliment.
Virgil.
Darwin.
- Yes. - Ooh.
One point to go. Personally, I love this answer.
Oh, I know.
- It's me? - Yeah.
NUBAID: We all thought the exact same thing!
Me?
You don't fancy yourself on Love Island?
No!
TRENT: I'm flying, I know I am.
I'm absolutely flying.
Bonus round, Fabio, this means you're still in the game,
because you're gonna get a chance at the dartboard.
It's very, very simple: I'm gonna ask a question, you hit the buzzer,
if you get the correct answer, you get a chance to throw the dart.
The bigger the score, the more points you get.
Ooohhhhh.
You hit the bullseye, it's game over, you've won the game.
Nah, surely not!
Who scored Liverpool's first goal of last season?
Sadio.
Harvey was first.
You haven't got it right!
Nah, bro, that wasn't Sadio.
- It was Jots. - Yeah, it was.
NUBAID: Just don't hit bullseye, man, it'll kill the whole thing.
I'll still take it though.
Who scored more goals last season - Thiago or Van Dijk?
Was it Van Dijk?
It IS Van Dijk.
It's tight at the top.
Who assisted more goals in the Prem last season - Mo or Robertson?
Mo.
It was Mo, 13 to 10, you're back on the board.
You haven't finished the question and he's already pressed the button - I don't get it.
- That nine? - Take it.
Who played more minutes last season - Milner or Ox?
Ox.
Hit the bullseye, you win.
It's written in the stars.
Who scored more - Diaz or Fabinho?
Fabinho.
Wish me luck.
Man shouted it and then clicked it. What's this?
Fab, you know how to play darts?
Don't miss the board!
What was that technique?!
Who scored more goals last season - Andy Robertson or Naby Keita?
Naby.
Oh, that is...
Bro, that is... Oh, my...
That's not bad.
Wait, let's have a look.
TRENT: No, it's not, what you doing?
Who had more minutes on the pitch - Kostas or Curtis?
Kostas.
Let me just wrap this one up.
- Seven. - Nah, it's 16.
NUBAID: Yeah, it's 16.
Last question. Harvey, you need to get this.
Who was younger when they scored their first Liverpool goal - Jones or Elliott?
Jones.
Elliott!
- Do you still need to buzz, or not? - I did buzz.
- Yeah, but we both did at the same time. - No, we didn't.
And then you screamed it.
OK, this is it.
If you hit the bullseye now, I'm walking out.
Start walking out now.
Honestly...
Oh, no!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, he's done!
He is done.
FABIO: My head's gone!
D'you know how bad you have to be to miss the board?
Ah, shut up, man!
NUBAID: How's that, Trent?
Soon as I seen the line-up for this, I knew this was gonna happen.
Harvey, remember, we're boys, we're boys.
Go on.
Are we getting this?
Hurry up, man!
Agh!
It's what I do. It's what I do, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
This is abuse. You lot condoning this? You're laughing as well, behind the camera.
Trent, you are our Call Yourself A Team Mate champ.
By a long way as well.
This guy is so angry!
Wrap this up, man.
Lads, thank you very much, you've been absolutely class.
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