(laughing)
- Have you ever had sex at a place of business?
(laughing)
- Fuck.
(instrumental music)
I'm Curtis.
- My name is Chai.
- This is my boss.
- It's a restaurant business.
- Siam on Eastlake.
- I am kinda manager and owner since 1986.
- You have to promise me I'm not gonna get fired for this.
(laughing)
Why are you laughing?
- Have you ever been under the influence at work?
(Chai and Curtis laughing)
Really?
That's okay.
Keep drinking.
You're drunk, you'll give me the answer later.
- I will not.
(Chai laughing)
(instrumental music)
- What's the juiciest gossip
going around the workplace right now?
(instrumental music)
- Ooh.
The person named (bleep).
- Well, yeah, (bleep) sucks.
- I know.
He's so slow too.
(Curtis and Chai laughing)
- We should like bleep out names.
Uh-oh.
- Oh, this a good one.
Do your best impressions of me.
- Oh.
(Chai laughing)
I can't do that.
- What happened?
- It's gonna look like so ignorant.
(laughing)
- You can. Well you better drink it then.
- No. I can't do that one.
(Chai laughing)
(instrumental music)
(Curtis groans)
Are you serious?
(Chai laughing)
Uh-uh.
If we didn't work together would you sleep with me?
(laughing)
I'm uncomfortable.
(laughing)
- Okay, you will take a drink.
- Me?
- Oh, me?
- That's your question.
- Oh, my answer?
- You have to answer that.
- Probably not.
- Well, that's rude.
- No, because I'm...
How would I say this?
- (Curtis whispers) Not gay.
- I'm sorry, I'm not gay.
- Okay. That's okay.
- But doesn't mean I don't like gay people.
- I feel that.
- Oh, this might not be good.
(Curtis scoffs)
Have you ever stolen from workplace?
- No.
I always pay for my drinks.
- Really? Are you really paying?
- I pay for most of my drinks.
- Most of them. It's all right.
Sometimes you work hard.
You deserve that.
- Thank you.
Oh my God, you guys.
(Chai laughing)
On the count of three, name the coworker
you'd most like to sleep with.
- I don't, I can't.
- Then you have to take a shot.
- Is that how the game works?
- You have to take a shot.
- Really?
(instrumental music)
Oh, this gonna be fun.
On the count of three, name your least favorite coworker.
- [Both] One, two, three.
- [Chai] Angel.
- [Curtis] (bleep).
Who the fuck is Angel?
- The dishwasher.
- Oh my God, yeah.
- [Chai] Yeah. You probably know. Yeah that's the one.
- [Curtis] Oh, yeah, he sucks.
- Told you.
- Yeah.
I change my answer.
He's right.
Oh my God.
- [Chai] No. It's a real name.
- [Curtis] No. This is a real name.
- You can leave his name on.
Because, if he will see it
so he can feel about himself a little bit.
- Fuck you Angel.
- Whoa. Look at that. See? I knew it.
See, he probably the worst guy, you know.
- Ooh, girl.
How much money do you make?
- To be honest with you, I don't make...enough.
- If you had to like give a number to it.
Like put a number on it, though.
- Oh you don't wanna hear.
I make less sense
- You almost had it.
- I really can't pin point that.
- Take a shot.
- Well, you better take one too.
(laughter from off camera)
- Why?
- Cause I'm the boss.
- Okay.
- Cheers.
(instrumental music)
Your turn. Oh my turn.
- No. Your turn. Yeah.
- Okay.
(breathing out in relief)
(laughing)
Have you ever had sex at a place of business?
- Fuck.
- Look like you're gonna drink that pretty soon.
(Curtis snorts)
(laughing)
- Fuck.
- Fill it up.
Yep.
Fill it up.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- What's the closest you've come to firing me?
(anxious squeal)
- When... You'd probably know it.
- I know.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
When you give the drinks away to your friends.
Right?
- Yeah.
- Okay. You agree with me on that?
- Ewwww.
- Yeah, but if that happen again that I seen it
I will let you go for that.
- Yeah.
- That make sense to you?
- 100%
- Yeah.
I think you probably one of the best worker
I have right now over there.
- Thank you.
- No, really.
Here, have a drink.
(scraping on wood)
- Final shot?
- Final Shot.
- Cheers.
(clinking glass)
(instrumental music)
(Chai sighs)
Am I fired?
- Pretty soon. No, I'm just kidding.
(shocked gasp)
- You're a boss ass bitch.
- No, no. I am. I am.
- Y'all know Kanye West used to go into Siam?
- Oh I got so many.
(gasp from off camera)
- True story.
- No.
That's before he famous.