Ahh! Good day everyone and welcome to today's video!
So, I am here, back to show you some weird crazy things
that you can buy online!
I found some really weird things, so I'm excited to show you.
Some of these things are weird but also frickin' awesome and I can't wait to try them.
Ok, so without further dama-do let's get on with the video.
Okay, first things first
I ordered this unicorn hat,
or a thing, I don't even- oh my gosh
OH... WOW
she is everything, oh she's a little matted
Um...
so I think it's like
kinda like a spirit hood, but a unicorn spirit hood
so it has like a unicorn rainbow,
back,
mane, I guess
Uhh... eww this really needs to be fluffed up
but umm
let's place it upon our head, like this
straight from a unicorn's skin haha!
oh my god you can stick your hands inside of it, aww
hi, I'm a little unicorn boy yeah
there's a horn
oh she's real horny
haha
oh gosh, that actually kinda looks like something bad, umm
okay, so yeah this is the back
it's gorgeous, its everything
I'm actually super excited that I get to wear this for the rest of the video
get it in the shot ahh so fricken cute
okay
so
sticking with that unicorn theme
I also got a unicorn frickin' giant mug
i dont know what this is going to look like irl
please don't be broken
oh...
my...
GOSH!
look at it! wow,
there's a rainbow on it
the magical unicorn
MAMA, MAMA IS THAT YOU!!!
it's nice and good and big size
I am actually really going to use this
I hate small mugs
like
I like it when they're big
and you can put a lot of stuff in it
I love Matchas.
I love my Matcha.
Um, so I can't wait to sip.
Actually, I'll sip this way.
Gorgeous.
Oh, my god I'm obsessed!
Obsessual!
HaHa
Okay, next are some very weird things.
Why do these exist? I don't know,
but they're called:
'Tiny Hands'.
This is what the box looks like.
This man, has tiny hands.
Okay, I just put a sweatshirt on,
Which is what I think you're supposed to have
with these hands.
Honestly though, you can tell that these
are NOT my hands.
because they are not blinged out with nail polish!
Um, so anyways guys-
that looks so stupid! This is dumb!
*gasp*
Oh my God, Shock!
Wow! *laughs*
Okay, that's kind of funny.
Oh my god so there I was.
I was like are you freaking kidding me?
Like come on its not that hard
come here, come here, I'm gonna bitch slap you
come here,
hey everybody, my names little hay
I really need to stop biting my nails
like seriously okay... i'm done with those
moving on so in case you're not into
tiny little hands
don't worry there's something out there
for everyone... including lobster hands
what the heck is up with the internet and
changing our hands into some outerwear
this looks so crazy what the heck, Ah!
ow, that actually kind of hurt
oh- *laughs*- oh my god my freakin, mr.Krabs from
spongebob
wow this is this is kind of crazy i love
that you can like maneuver like this
*creepy laugh*
is it crab? or lobster? I don't know
Oh! It's a lobster just kidding, it's not
it's not like mr. Krabs but it kind of is
okay, i'm done with these because they're
kind of creepy and they kind of actually
smell like a lobster... OHMYGOSH this is
a little inappropriate, but also
everything
it's called a makin bacon, salt and
pepper shaker. So... interesting very
interesting um... Pheesh, I don't know what they're
doing I think one is climbing on the other
one's back
*Big gasp* oh my god you guys know how I love my
pigs
this is honestly everything
Oh kind of looks like slow poke, or slow ro
from frikin- OH! opps,
Hey! Sweetie! you okay down there? Oh my god!
ok so this must be the, which one is which?
has like five fouls this one has one
hole
ok well there you have it in case you're
wondering are there pigs that are f-ing that
our pepper and salt shakers yes you can
buy this online
ok this is actually the coolest freakin
thing ever
it is the USB fridge for 1 can of soda
so there it is, a little fridge and you can,
plug it into like your laptop or your
computer or wherever
ow! MOTHERFUDGE! I don't even know what just
happened it wasn't a paper cut I don't
know what I just did but it hurt a lot
oh this is kind of cute oh my god wow ok
so you put a can of soda in there I
unfortunately don't have a can of soda,
this i have urba, but it's too big
TOO BIG! here let's put the pig in their
help Me! nooooo
ok and then it just has USB that you can
plug in I'm actually curious if this works. so I am going to plug
it into a USB port, let's plug it in, it and oh it's going
i feel like this is not really going to
like really freeze up
*gasp* whoa oh my gosh it's already
freaking cold! so there's like a metal
plate down here and it's getting
freezing
that's insane so that's how it freakin
cools is it that is crazy all my god i'm
obsessed with this
ok this is cool i love it it's
everything i'm going to keep it by-
you could just keep it by your desk and be like,
Oh! I need my soda! but, sodas honestly not
good for you, but... whatever...
ok, and last but certainly not least,
is POO-DOUGH, so there's
like play-doh that you make into, like, poop,
it comes with a poop stamp, and it comes
with brown play-doh so
interesting... Ew! wait? why is there
yellow? what is the yellow for-
oh so you can put like corn- oh my gosh
wait this one is not just normal poop
there's like green in it! oh my god this is like, so disgusting!
okay so it comes with the like, stamp, thing,
whatever, EWW!!! oh my god this is
disgusting
here's the poo dough, ok, it doesn't smell bad
thank gosh but it looks like a green brown
color
oh my gosh oh yeah this is so sick
ok we're going to put it in the stencil...
what is it called I don't know an
imprinter? this is so gross okay so i
have it on both sides, we are going to shut
it and sandwhich it together, okay needs to
like lock into place
this is kind of making me really
freaking sick because now I have like
freaking poop under my nails
oh ok this is so gross! EWW!!! I'm just holding
a piece of poop oh my gosh! you know what would be
so good is it we put this with that I
think it was the first video i did it
was like the liquid fart? or liquid, ass?
i don't remember but it was so gross
actually smelled like poop
I feel like this would go perfect with
that and then just like leave it and
pretend that it's an actual- why but for
What? i guess for like a prank or something
um... but there you have it there is play dough,
poop
interesting video today if you guys
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let's see if we can get it to 40,000
likes, that will be so, CRAZY! um... and, yeah! I guess
That's it for today, I love you.
I will see you all tomorrow!
good day and bye!
*magical-ish music plays*