- If you think you have a stronger jaw than me,
keep trying.
My name's Ramon and I'm addicted to mewing.
In order to maximize my mew gains,
I've developed my own methods.
- What are you doing? Are you gonna eat?
To be the best, you have to learn from the best.
That's why I invested in a master mewer.
- [Cameraperson] How much do you pay?
- I pay $10,000 a month,
but that's a small price to pay for a jawline like this.
- [Mom] Ayden, it's time for your little friend to go home
and take out the trash.
- Okay, Mom.
Got the money?
- Oh, yes. Here you go, sensei.
- Same time next week.
- I get my mewing inspiration from the greats
so I have a whole wall dedicated just to them.
Here, John Cena, OG.
GigaChad, whew, the GOAT.
Mewtwo, I mean it's in his name.
Selena Gomez, self-explanatory.
And the man, the myth, the legend,
Handsome Squidward, AKA "The Jaw."
A lot of people say we look alike,
but I know I still have some work to do,
so can you give us a moment?
I need to pay my respects.
- Ramon's fascination with growing a chin
is getting out of hand.
- I said, can you give us a moment?
- I've tried to help him. His mom has tried to help him.
Therapists have tried. Nothing works.
He just has this weird fascination with getting a chin.
- To some mewing's a trend.
But for me, mewing's a lifestyle.
If you ever see me hitting the mew,
then just leave me alone for a few.
- [Mom] Ramon, I told you to take out the trash!
- Mom, shut up. You're messing up my mew streak.
If there's one thing I don't mess around with,
it's my mew streak.
One thing about mewing, it's all about the streaks.
I'm currently on
a three-year, eight-month, and 22-day mew streak,
and I don't plan on stopping.
Before I started mewing, my face was round
and now look; as defined as can be.
You don't get a jaw like this by sitting on the couch.
You get a jaw like this by mewing every single day.
My coworkers always say that I don't work,
but I beg to differ.
My jawline stays working.
- Hey, Ramon, you got those documents?
Oh my God.
Is that a yes?
Is that a no?
Bro, you always do this.
You know what, dude? Whatever, nevermind.
- Ramon's literally the worst coworker I've ever had.
All he does is meow all day and point his double chin.
I don't know how he still has a job.
Ramon, what the hell, dude?
Did you just print all of these?
Dude, on company time?
You know how much money that's gonna cost?
You know what? I'm over this.
Gimme that. - Yo!
What are you doing?
You messed up my mew streak.
These are some of my tools that I use
to strengthen my mew gains.
Honestly, they work pretty good,
but I got one in particular that works the best.
The pacifier.
With this, I could do a thousand reps in less than a minute.
This is my secret baby.
This is how I developed the jaw.
You may be scared of it,
but this is what peak male performance looks like.
If you're not talking about mewing,
then honestly, I have better things to do.
Like mew.
- I- I just don't know what to do.
I'm, I'm not ready to be a father yet.
Ramon.
Ramon, seriously, man? Right now?
- I don't care about your problems.
My only problem is working on this jawline.
There's no other person in the world
that mews as hard as me.
I mean, look at this.
Don't get too close, you might cut yourself.
- Ramon, I called you in today
to talk about your performance.
Your numbers are way down, you're way below expectations,
and I'm getting a lot of complaints from your coworkers
about a certain face that you're doing.
I'm guessing it's this one.
Are you telling me to be quiet while I'm talking to you?
You know what, Ramon?
I can't do this with you anymore.
You're fired. You have to get outta here.
I will not be quiet here, man.
- Honestly, I think the people at work
are just jealous of my jawline.
I can't blame them though.
A lot of people hate traffic, but not me.
It gives me more time to mew.
My jaw is so strong, they should call me "The Nutcracker."
- Ramon's addiction has gone out of hand.
It doesn't matter where he is, he's always mewing.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let's go!
Did you see that, man?
Seriously, Ramon?
- A lot of people think that mewing is weird,
but they're weird for not mewing.
- Dude, are you gonna watch the game
or are you going to sit there
and look stupid this whole time
- Mewing changed my life
and I'm gonna keep on mewing
till my jawline gets sharper and sharper.
- Ramon, if you're watching this, I just want to tell you
that mewing is not freaking working for you, dude.
You still have a double chin.
Like you've done this for like three years now
and it obviously isn't working.