- You're fast, strong.
Your skin is pasty.
- I prefer pale white.
- No, it's pasty.
- Pale white is a nicer way of...
- You're pasty and ice cold.
Your eyes change color
and you speak like you're constipated.
- This feels like an attack.
- You never eat or drink.
You clearly don't go out in the sunlight.
(solemn music)
How old are you?
- 17.
- No, you ain't no 17. How old are you?
- I'm 17.
- How long have you been 17?
- A while. - How long?
- Only for like over 100 years.
- That's what I thought. De Nicki Minaj knows what you are.
- Say it.
Out loud.
Say it.
- Zombie.
- What? - You're a zombie.
Oh my God.
- I'm not a zombie. I'm something else.
- Werewolf?
- Ew. No.
- Ghost?
- No.
- Ogre.
- Do I look like Shrek to you?
(solemn music)
I don't go in the sun.
I'm pale... - Pasty.
- And I'm strong.
- Oh my God.
I still don't know what you are.
- I'm a vampire.
Are you afraid?
- I mean, I'm more unimpressed than I am afraid.
- Oh yeah?
- [Nicki] Oh!
(Nicki screams)
- [Edward] This is why we don't
show ourselves in the sunlight.
- What, are you gonna burst into flames?
- [Edward] No. Much scarier.
This is what I am.
- Am I supposed to be scared or..?
- I'm a killer.
- You're a disco ball.
This is all starting to make sense now.
That's why you were so weird during that dinner.
Mm! Mm!
Mm! Mm, mm.
Aren't you gonna eat?
- No. - Why not?
- I'm on a special diet.
- Come on. I insist.
- I really shouldn't.
- One bite. - No.
- One... - I can read minds.
- What?
- I can read everyone's mind.
- Oh really? What am I thinking right now?
- I can't read yours.
- You just said you could.
- I can, but not yours.
- So you can't read minds. Got it.
- I can. - Shut up.
- Everything about me invites you in.
My voice, my face, my...
- I promise you it's the opposite.
- As if I need any of that.
- You are so dramatic. I'm out. I don't need this.
- As if you can outrun me.
As if you could fight me off.
- No one's faster than De Nicki Minaj.
- I'm designed to kill.
- Okay.
- I wanted to kill you.
I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life.
- I'm gonna need you to stop looking at me
like I'm a Capri Sun.
- I'm not like others. I can control my thirst.
- Why are you up in a tree?
- Your scent. It's like a drug to me.
You're like my own personal...
- How am I supposed to take you seriously
when you're up in a tree looking like a cat?
- I've been told I look scary when I'm up high.
- [Nicki] You look stupid.
- Think back to when we first met in class.
When I first smelled you, I kept my cool the entire time.
- Class, welcome our new student, Nicki.
Let's find you a seat somewhere.
- I know exactly where I want to sit.
Do you smell me, Edward?
You can't resist De Nicki Minaj.
(solemn music)
(bell rings)
- Every day since has been a struggle.
- That is not how it happened.
- That's exactly how it happened.
- That didn't even sound like me.
I remember what really happened that day.
- Class, welcome our new student...
(Edward screams)
Mr. Cullen, are you okay?
- Yes.
- Take a seat next to Edward, please.
- Yeah. Are there any other seats?
- No.
(suspenseful music)
- Stop looking at me!
(window shatters)
- Perhaps I got a little overwhelmed.
That doesn't change the fact that I'm dangerous.
- Sure.
- I can't stay away.
It's like you have this power
to make me do or say whatever you want.
- So you would do anything De Nicki Minaj tells you to do?
- Anything. - Anything?
- Yes.
This isn't what I had in mind.
- [Nicki] Unh!
(disco pop music playing)