- Are you on a ride?
You are on a ride.
♪ It's fun it's Vlogmas ♪
♪ And it's time to celebrate ♪
- I like the ropes course
'cause you get to zipline
down at the end.
And also I like doing all those crazy tricks.
I didn't fall and I didn't
get any help.
- I had to get rescued a few times.
Because I was doing
a little bit
too crazy moves.
- [Unison] Vlogmas!
- Good morning everyone.
Today we're at breakfast
and I'm getting two hamburgers
- Two hamburgers for breakfast?
He's not kidding he actually ordered
two hamburgers for breakfast.
We are on the road back home.
The kids did so well in
the concert they were in last night.
Especially this guy.
I feel like you could have done that concert
in your sleep.
'Cause he slept through the whole thing.
And that was my joke.
Are you ready for a five hour drive?
Yeah, are you gonna be good?
Are you gonna be quiet?
You were super quiet on the way here.
Are you hungry?
You want some food.
I'll get you some food too.
Yeah.
(upbeat music)
We are making a stop
in a town called Gilroy
which some know as the garlic capital of the world.
The boys and I are gonna check
out a theme park that's here.
And you know how we feel about theme parks.
- [Unison] Yeah!
- We're for 'em.
Bailey's feeling sick today.
Jessica took her to Urgent Care.
The wait was gonna be a little long.
So I was like I think there's a theme park here,
we're gonna go check it out.
We're going to the theme park and Jessica's
staying with Bailey and we'll meet back up
in a little bit.
But we're just gonna have some fun
while we're waiting.
So this place is called Gilroy Gardens,
family theme park.
This is a map, and where are we?
- [Jacob] The train, let's do the train.
Let's do the train.
- It says is this where we are, you are here,
There's no you are here
how I'm supposed to know
where I am?
- I'm pretty sure we're,
but we can go on the train.
- You want to go on a train?
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- Is this the train stop, okay let's go.
Next to the banana.
You want to go on the train?
(baby babbling) Yeah the train.
Can you say train?
- [Chris] Very close.
- No he said train.
- [Chris] Yes, he definitely said train.
Did you say train?
Your lips are sealed.
- [Parker] We're going fast.
- Are we going around the whole train park?
- Yeah, there's the banana.
- I think that banana was on the map.
- [Chris] What did you guys think of that tunnel?
- It was pretty fun.
- [Chris] How were the race cars?
- It was fun.
- [Chris] It was fun,
what are we doing now?
- Ah, we're going into the snowman maze.
- The snowman maze.
Which way, oh I think you're wrong.
Oh wait no,
they were right.
Oh man how are we ever gonna get
out of this snowman maze.
It's impossible.
Ah, I found the snowman.
He's amazing.
We made it.
- [Parker] I found it.
- Oh boy, that was exhilarating.
This tree here
is on the logo of this park.
And it's so weird, but cool.
I like it, it's cool.
- See all those holes.
- Yeah, I see all those holes.
I've never ridden in an artichoke before.
Have you?
Oh bless you.
Jacob is this your first time in an artichoke?
Parker's way over there in an artichoke.
We're gonna go on an artichoke.
Oh boy, the artichoke is moving.
The artichoke is moving.
Op it's dipping us,
get it Jake, it's an artichoke dip,
do you get the humor?
Do you get it?
Are you on a ride?
You are on a ride.
Are you on a ride?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] Are you on a ride?
- Yeah!
- I'm on a ride, okay here we go.
Oh my goodness,
Oh you're so little, you're so tiny,
oh ah oh.
Oh, you're in a boat,
you're in the water.
Look at the water.
Oh it's bumpy and fun.
Are you having fun, yeah.
It's you first time riding
all by yourself in a seat.
Look at you go, it's so cool.
It's a ride yeah a ride.
Oh my goodness we are floating about
in that water.
What do you think?
Pretty good.
Op, kind of bumpy.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna hold your hand.
You've convinced me not to let go.
You're having fun?
it's pretty fun.
You love rides.
- Boo, mo.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Chris] Oh oh duck,
look out duck,
look out duck, we're coming your way.
Look out, you'll never make it.
Oh he made it, bye duck.
That was a close one.
Whoa.
It's pretty fast, that's pretty fast.
Are you in a race car
that your brother's driving?
That's pretty silly.
We're inside a little tiny car.
- [Parker] Oh there's some more.
- [Chris] Parker can you believe we're
in a yellow car?
- It totally matches you're shirt,
- [Parker] Oh yeah.
- [Chris] You blend in.
I can't tell where the car stops
and your shirt starts.
Tunnel!
- [Parker] Oh.
- [Jacob] Look out.
- I'm out of breath.
Oh, oh man,
you're quick on the breaks Jake.
Quick on the breaks.
look at this tree, what is going on here.
How is this?
It's here, and it's here and it meets
and it continues.
How, how?
How is this possible?
So apparently at this time of year,
the park closes at three
and it opens at four for like a holiday
night time thing.
And I don't think we're going
to stick around for that.
But this was super cool
and very like quaint and unexpected.
I did not expect this to be here.
I've driven past this city
lots of times and I've never known
that this was here.
And it's pretty cool.
What did you guys think?
- It was fun!
- Fun.
- We made it to Collain's house
and she gifted me this beanie
which has a froze toes
and Jessica's response was I hate it
and take it off. (laughing)
- No I love the beanie
and I'm not controlling anything
but I do not like
the beanie look.
- She's like you look terrible in beanie's,
don't ever where beanies that's gross, ah.