[SALSA MUSIC PLAYS]
[RAPPING] Here we go.
All the fellas in the house say ho.
All the ladies in the house say ah!
The airport's a good 45 from here,
but I think you'll be all right if you
leave in the next 2 minutes.
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, my friend,
but you came in till 2:15, right?
Yeah.
Now you got 2 minutes.
[SIGHS] You know, I--
I've been coming here ever since I was a kid, ever
since this was nothing but old Jews and old Cubans.
And tell you the truth, I love it here.
I really do.
I loved it then and I love it now.
So I'm not going to leave.
So have a meal with me, OK?
You hungry?
I swear, you pass up-- these are the best crab cakes in town,
I swear to God.
Much better than that crap we were eating in Managua.
Or that-- I don't know if that was Mexican or Puerto Rican.
I don't know what it was, but it was crap.
You remember? I hated it.
I didn't mind it.
They had some pork dish I quite liked.
1 minute.
A second ago, you said 2 minutes.
What's going on here?
Time flies, huh?
You, you're a character.
I was telling my friends this morning
how yesterday you come to me.
And, you don't get out of town in 24 hours,
I'm going to shoot you on sight.
Come on, what is that?
They thought it was a joke.
They started laughing.
You tell them about the man you killed, the way you did it?
Because I found nothing funny in that.
Maybe I should have killed you.
Maybe I made a mistake.
Well, we all have regrets.
Cut me a little slack here, OK?
Does nothing count that I let you live?
No.
I'm giving you the same consideration right now.
You can get up and go.
30 seconds.
So what are you going to do?
In front of all these people, you're going to pull out a gun
and you're going to shoot an unarmed man?
You're unarmed, huh?
Hey.
You got eyes.
You see a piece on me?
20 seconds.
OK.
10.
You know what?
Seriously, you come in, you interrupt my meal,
you won't eat with me.
This is bullshit.
This is supreme bullshit.
[GUNSHOTS]
[SHRIEKING]
DISPATCH (ON RADIO): White male, approximately 40 years old,
exited apartment building at 3445--
The US attorney is going to have a lot of questions.
Nothing I can't answer.
He might think that you cornered him,
didn't give him a choice.
Oh, he had a choice.
How's the hat, hmm?
I was wondering if it shrunk, got a little too tight,
you took it off your head, and now you're
suffering from sunstroke.
You do know we're not allowed to shoot people on sight anymore.
I didn't.
And haven't been for, I don't know, maybe 100 years.
He pulled first.
It's not about who pulled first.
You remember the meth head last year,
the one who pulled the shotgun?
That ended up on, what, page 9?
This?
This bullshit?
This is going to be on the nightly news.