Bob: We're gonna go away, Jack. Just you watch. (Jack: YAYYY Do not- wait... what're you gonna crash us into?)
Bob: ...nothing...
(Jack: "Going Cheep"?) Bob: Definitely not accidentally that SIGN, duh. JEEESUS
Jack: You can't even fly it accidentally! *laughs*
Bob: Why did I just get the award "Mile High Club?" Jack, what did you do to me while I was flying the helicopter? *Jack and Bob laugh*
Bob: What the FUCK?!
Bob: AAAAAAAlllright GET TO DAH CHOPPAH (Mark: ACK) Wade: AHHHHH (Bob: Wade! Wade's such a dick!)
Jack: Wade- Wade is a suck!
Bob: Wade, what did we do to you?
Jack: AGGHHHH (Wade: OW!) AGGHHHHH (*Bob laughs*)
Wade: *laughing* NO!
Jack: I ran out of bullets! Bob: Alright, see you guys- awww everyone made it in.
*Mark laughing* Jack: FUCK! *Bob laughs*
Jack: Wait can I kill him while he's IN the chopper?
Mark: Can we leave Wade in a helicopter by himself cause he kinda smells bad? *Bob and Jack laugh*
Wade: Excuse me! That's Jack's fault for sweating on my seat.
Jack: I'M NOT WEARING A SHIRT!
Wade: I know!
Jack: Okay. DOWN. Down, boy
Bob: Have we died yet? (Jack and Wade with Mark joining in: DOWN!!)
Bob: I'm working on it, I'm working on it. (Mark: Down, down, down, down) Hang on, hang on. How do I go down?
*Wade laughs* Bob: How do I go, what do I do?!
JACK: THE OPPOSITE OF THE UP ONE!
Bob: Also, that's my car so- (Jack: PEACE OUT, Y'ALL!)
*everyone laughs*
Jack: I call far one!
Bob: ALLLRIGHT I got the cargobob, I got my car-
Mark: AH AH AH AH AH AH AH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
*everyone laughs at Mark* Mark: Ooookey, I'm fine, okay.
Bob: Hoooooly shit! (Jack: You doing good, buddy?)
Mark: Ohohoho my GAWD! (Wade: OHHHHH)
Mark: Okay I'm- (Bob: We're coming!) kind of in the middle-ish.
Jack: Just where you like it, bitch.
Mark: Aww!! (Wade: WHAT?! *laughing*)
Mark: Geez!
Mark: I don't know what that means but I'm insulted. (Wade, laughing: IN THE MIDDLE?!)
Jack, laughing: He likes a sandwich pile!
Mark and Wade: OH! Okay. Wade: I was thinking in like the belly-button or something!
Jack: NOOOOO
Jack: This is the military base but what're we doing when we're here?
(Mark: We're getting in military territory.) Wade: OHHH GOD ARE WE GONNA SPEND A WHOLE NOTHER EPISODE TRYING TO STEAL JETS?!
Jack: That's all that- That's all that happens whenever we play this.
Mark: Why- Why not?
Bob: Is there anything else there is to do? (Jack: We don't know what else to do!)
Wade: OH NO! OH SHIT! OH GOD, I JUMPED OUT!
*Bob laughing* Mark: You're a fucking idiot.
Wade: HOW DO YOU- HOW DO YOU PARACHUTE?! OHHH
Jack: "A", "A", "A"
Wade: OH GOD! OH NO!
*Jack and Mark laugh*
Jack: This jet is MINE
Wade, defeatedly: I'm just gonna steal a car and do it the old fashioned way...
*Jack looks like he's having a seizure* Jack: GET IN FASTER!!!!
*Mark and Bob laugh*
Bob: No, Jack you have to punch it first and then it opens.
Wade: stop, stop, stop, stop
Jack: I f- My guy kicked it but, it's all good.
Jack: It's all good in the hood right now!
Wade: Jack you got a jet already?!
Bob: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I JUST GOT TANKED! AUHH
*Jack and Mark laugh with Wade joining in later*
Jack: Get tanked, bitch! (Bob: A tank just drove casually by me and was like: "Fuck you!")
Mark: Alright... (Bob: How did that go so wrong?!)
Jack: Mine went PERFECT! I'm in a jet right now!
Mark: Oh my god, Jack! (Wade: This car sucks!) You almost blew up Bob!
Jack: HAHAHAHA! (Bob: Stop shooting missiles at people, you douche!)
Jack: I'MA KILL YOU GUYS!
Jack: Hey, fellers! (Mark: Oh he's STILL mad, he's still mad.)
Jack: HEYYY FELLERS!!
Jack: Who's down here? Who's down here? (Wade: OHHHHH)
Jack: Who am I- (Wade: AGHHH STOP IT, JACK!!) *Jack laughs*
*Mark and Bob join in with the laughter* Jack: I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME!!
Wade: NOW I HAVE A STAR! YOU SHOT AT ME YOU ST-... this is bull...
Jack: Y-y-you what? Finish it. FINISH IT!
Mark: Yeah. Finish it.
Wade: What was I saying?
Jack, repeating Wade: "You st-"
Bob: I said "S-OOH GOD!"
Wade: Oh I thought you said "Soul God".
Bob: This is not working as I had pla- oh here we go.
Wade: STOP FIRING MISSILES AT ME! *Jack and Bob burst into laughter*
Mark: No, Jack, fire MORE missiles at him!
Jack: I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU GUYS! STAND STILL!
Jack: I don't even know where you guys are. I'm just gonna start fi-
Mark: We're in the military base. (Bob: We're in the military base, don't come over here.)
*Jack laughs*
Wade: AGHHHHHHH
Jack: OH I GOT HIM! *Jack and Mark burst into laughter*
Jack: I just fired blindly!
Mark: Can we steal a tank? Is there a tank to steal?
Mark: Jack, don't! Jack, no!
Jack: OH GAWD!! OH!
*everyone laughing at Jack's failure* {Poor Jack}
Wade: REKT
Jack: I might have learned a lesson!
*everyone laughs*
Bob: OH SHIT! OH WOAHOHOH! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Bob: I just got run over by a truck!
Jack: Yeah that truck guy did not give a fuck!
Jack: I BET you guys I will get a jet again before you do.
Mark: SHUT UP. NO YOU WON'T.
Jack: All- all bets are on the table, who's gonna take it up?
Mark: I-I- I'll take it up. I bet I'll get the jet.
Jack: Are you confident enough to take it up?
Mark: Oh GOD yes.
Bob: actually, I'm not betting that I will get a jet before you, I bet ONE of us will get a jet before you do.
Jack: ONE of you guys.
Bob: One of us. (Jack: OKAY.)
Wade: Does anybody need a ride? {Aww Wade's such a good samaritan}
Jack: AUGHHHHH
Wade: ...okay...
*Jack laughs* Mark: Wade, I need a ride, where are you? {Carpool buddies lol}
Jack: "Anybody need a ride?" *BOOM*
Mark: Now you don't have enough momentum to get up the hill, Wade.
Bob: AWWW DICKS
Jack: Wait. I can push you guys. Wait, wait, wait! *grunts*
Jack: BUH
*Wade screams* *Jack laughs* Mark: Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. {Uhhh you're welcome?}
*Bob and Jack continue laughing*
Jack: You were heading up the hill and then you went sideways! (Mark: No, no, Wade! Go up the left side. There's a road up the left side you dick!)
*Jack laughs* Wade: There is? (Mark: YEAH.)
Jack: OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
Jack: AGHHH I DIDN'T MAKE IT!
*everyone laughs at Jack again*
Jack: Shut uuuuuup...
Jack: OH! There's a gap right here!
Wade: Oh we lost tires, that's why I can't drive.
Mark: JUST GET UP THE HILL!
Jack: *coughs* I'm good! I'm in.
Mark: THE ROAD!! {Poor Mark and Wade}
Jack: Oh god no! GET IN! GET IN! YOU FUCKBAG!
Bob: Ha Ha!
Jack: I WAS GETTING IN THE JET AND HE SHOT ME!
Bob: Nice try, Jack. Nice try.
Jack: I ain't even mad. I ain't even mad, bro.
Bob: I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!
(Mark: Oh that's a tank! OH GOD THAT'S A TANK) Jack: DIE DIE DIE
Jack: DIE!
Bob: Get in the jet, you fuck! Get in the jet! UGHH I'm so close!
Bob: UHHH
Jack: DIE!
Jack: YAYYYYY
Jack: No, Bob.
Bob: No get in the jet, get in the jet! No! Get up, you dumb fuck!
Jack: No, Bob! No, Bob!
Jack: No, Bob!
(Bob: Fuck you, Jack!) Jack: IF I CAN'T, NOBODY CAN!
Bob: AWW YOU'RE SUCH A DICK, JACK!
Mark: AAAGGH
*Jack laughs* (Wade: AGGGHHH THAT'S A TANK! THAT'S A TANK, THAT'S A TANK, THAT'S A TANK, TANK, TANK!) {Is it a tank, Wade?}
Jack: Aww balls, my jet won't move!
Jack: OH NO!
Bob: That's what you get for being a shit!
Wade: GET IN FASTER, WADE! AGH
Mark: AUUUGHHH
Jack: WHAT?! (Mark: WHAT HAPPENED?!)
Jack: *sighs* (Mark: How did all three of us die separately at once?!)
Jack: Bob, I'm sorry.
Jack: Mark is that you?
Mark: No, no, no, no, no, no, fuck, no, oh god. (Jack: FUCK! OH THERE'S A TANK!)
Jack: NOOOOOO! OHHH THERE'S MORE TANKS!
Jack: OHHH THIS IS BAD. OHHH I DON'T LIKE IT!
Mark, straining: COME ON, COME ON, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH GOD
Jack: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
*Bob laughs*
Mark: This is haaard. (Bob: Ooookay yeahh)
*Jack screams*
Jack: OHHH TANKS
Jack: Oh no! No! I have it!
Jack: NAHHAW *cries*
Bob: Oh shit.
Bob: OH sHiT! (Mark: Wade, don't kill me.)
Bob: OH SHIT! (Jack: You got it, Bob?) I'm in a jet, fuck you guys!
Bob: Fuck you guys! (Mark: How did you get a jet?!)
Jack: DAMMIT
Bob: I'm in a jet, bitches!
Bob: Is that you, Jack? *Wade screams* (Mark: OH WHAT THE HELL?!) {Nope. I guess not, Bob.}
*Jack laughs* Jack: I am SO glad I didn't go to that AmmuNation!
Jack: OHHH!
Mark: AAGGHHHH
Jack: Thank you, Bob! *laughs*
Bob: I'm fine! I'm fine! It's okay, Airplane, it's okay. (Wade: OHH I WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU THERE, BOB.)
Jack: AGHHH THE FUCKING AMMUNATION GUY KILLED ME!
*everyone laughs*
Jack: OHHH SUCK ON ALL OF MY TESTICLES! {...uh...}
*Wade screams* (Mark: Euuughhh!) {Spoopy ghost sounds}
*Jack and Bob laugh*
Jack: That was right in front of me!
Jack: Bob your jet is gonna give out before you get me. (Bob: I know, it's about to explode. I don't think I'm gonna be able to kill you, Jack.)
Jack: I am the Sneaky Assassin.
Jack: AGGHHH FUCKIN AMMUNATION GUY YOU SUCK A BIG DICK
{"Sneaky Assassin, eh?}
*Bob and Mark laugh*
Jack: It's cause I had the rocket launcher out! I didn't mean to!
Jack: Oh Jesus. OHH JESUS
Jack: BOB, NO! *laughs*
*Bob laughs*
Jack: Fuckin hell!
Bob: I'm still fucking alive!
Mark: Just- There we go!
Mark: God dammit, Wade.
Jack, defeatedly: AmmuNation's closed...
Bob: Uhhh Jack, I see you! Where you at, Jack?
Mark: Bob if you fire a missile into that crowd of... uh... cop cars-
(Bob: OH NO!)
Mark: I'm gonna come by and- (Jack: YES)
*Bob laughs*
Bob: My jet gave out and I crashed. I'm sorry.
Jack: Did the engines cut out?
Bob: Yeah I couldn't pull up.
Jack: JUMP IN!
Mark: I'm comin! I'm comin!
Mark: Aaaaahhh!!! WOOO!!! (Jack: DON'T JUMP AND DIE!)
Mark: *faceplants* Oh shit. Okay.
Jack: You fucking moron. *Jack and Mark laugh*
Bob: There's like a huge- AHH THERE'S A TANK
*HONK HONK* Mark: AAHHH *BAM*
*Jack loses his shit*
Mark: Why, Mr. Truck Man, why?
Jack: Ohhhhh that was the best!
Jack: Oh shit there's a tank right there. Don't-
Jack: THIS CAR SUCKS!
Mark: Jack, Jack.
Jack: We are so dead.
Mark: Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack! (Jack: We're dead! We're dead!)
Mark: SPEED SPEED SPEED SPEED SPEED
Mark: Okay. Go left, go left, go left.
Mark: Go straight! Straight, Straight, Straight! (Jack: We're dead. We're dead. We're so dead. We are SO DEAD)
Mark: GO! (Jack: We lost a wheel!)
Mark: WEAVE! WEAVE! *Jack screams*
Jack: We're good! We're good. We're good. We're good. OH JESUS
*inaudible talk from Bob and Wade due to Jack's loudness* Mark: Go right! Right, right, right, right!
Jack: I got this!
Jack: AAAAAGHHHHHH!!!
Jack: OHHHH TANKS (Mark: LEFFTTT)
Jack: OOHHHHHH FUCK
Bob: Wow. If I could hear anything other than Jack, I would be able to think about what's happening right now.
*Jack and Mark laugh*
Jack: Ooookay! We got this!
Jack: There's- AAAAAAHHH THEY'RE SHOOTIN'!
Jack: I don't like it. I don't like it. Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him dead!
Mark: Okay, I'm gonna TRY to kill him.
Jack: THANK YOU!
Mark: If I could get in the car...
Jack: OHHH SHITBALLS
Jack: Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! GeT iN! GET IN!
Jack: I GOT IT!
Jack: I'M IN!
Jack: WOOOOOO
*everyone laughs*
Jack: WOOOOO! (Mark: Told you, Jack! Told you, Jack!)
Jack: I'm hurtin!
*Jack laughs*
Jack: THANK YOU, MARK!
Mark: YOU'RE WELCOME! I LOVE YOU!
Jack: I LOVE YOU TOO! (Mark: I'M GONNA DIE NOW)
*Jack laughs*
Jack: HEY, BOB!
Bob: FUCK YOU, JACK!
*Jack laughs*
Jack: I'ma kill ye, BERB!
Jack: WOOAAAAHHHH NO
Jack: EEEUUUGHHH
Mark: Ow!
Jack: Oh that's a chopper! Those are choppers! (Mark: OH GOD DAMMIT) WOOOO
*Bob laughs* Jack: WOOOOOO
Jack: NO, BOB! *Bob continues to laugh*
*Bob laughs even more*
Bob: What're you doing?!
Jack: My j- My engine is dying I don't have good turnies! (Mark: Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!)
Bob: I'm trying to take out all these fucking helicopters so they stop- (Mark: I'm trying to- I'm trying to sneak up on this thing...)
Jack: OH NOOO! NOOOO
*Mark laughs* Bob: Did you just crash? OH NO!
Wade: There goes Jack.
Bob: No!
Bob: No, Jack! No! (Jack: Did you die, Bob?)
Bob: Why, why, Jack?
Jack: There's actually a tank outside the fence?
Mark: Yeah. Whatever you do- *Wade screams* OHOHOHOH
*Mark laughs*
Jack: Did he kill you? Did the tank kill you?
Mark: He just ran over him!
Jack: NIIIICE
Jack: Oh Jesus. (Wade: And I blew up!)
Wade: I'M IN THE TANK!
Jack: Kill Wade!
Mark: You f- OH YOU FUCKER! (Bob: WHY, WADE?! WHY?!)
Wade: Oh sorry.
*Jack laughs*
*Jack screams*
Jack: DUDE!!
*Mark laughs* Jack: I WAS RIGHT HERE!
Jack: That's it- OW!
Jack: FUCK!
Bob: Wade. Wade, I'm right behind you! Wade. Wade. Wade. (Mark: Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade!)
Jack: Wade doesn't even know how to use the tank.
Jack: That's not a-
Jack: aaa-AAAHHH! Okay, he does!
*Wade, Jack, and Mark laugh*
Jack: Wade's gonna die
*Bob laughs* Jack: WOAAAH! What the fuck?!
Bob: What was that explosion?
Jack: *inaudible* WOAH!!
Bob: Woaaahhh wow...
Jack: Bob, I'm scared. *Jack laughs*
Mark: Wade is the biggest dick ever. (Wade: MY TAAAAANK!)
Mark: YOUR TANK?! IT WAS MY TANK!
*Jack laughs*
Mark: FUCK YOU!!! *Mark pops a blood vessel from his rage*
*Bob and Jack laugh*
Wade: Woooo oooo- I thought you were getting in the cargobob. (Mark: Wade. Wade. No. Wade. No. Wade. No. Wade. No. Wade. No. No. No. No. No. Wade. Fuck you.) *Jack laughs*
Mark: Wade, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, Wade. Fuck you.
Bob: Hey, Jack. I dare you to take off. (Jack: Get in!)
Jack: I want you to do it. I wa- I want you to do it. (Bob: Oh my god. Oh my god, Mark, why?) (Mark: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry.)
Jack: Mark doesn't know what he's doing.
*Bob laughs* (Mark: SHIIIIIIIIIIT ookaay. Got it, Got it, Got it.)
*Mark and Bob laugh*
Jack: Mark's an expert flier.
*Mark, Bob, and JAck laugh
Mark: I'll be on Bob's team.
Jack: Okay. (Wade: But wait we're in the same helicopter!)
*Mark and Bob laugh*
Jack: Live and die together, Wade!
Jack: We got this.
Jack: Don't even fucking worry about it.
Jack: DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT!
Jack: That sounds like worrying.
Jack: I don't like it.
Jack: I will not have worrying in my helicopter.
Jack: Okay. We're hovering above the suspension bridge. Come find us!
Bob: I'm gonna use Mark as cover and then I'm gonna snipe you out of the sky, just you watch.
Jack: OhH nO!
{Oh god, here comes Mark.} Mark: I'm gonna do a dust-by so that you can- AW FUCK!
*everyone loses their shit*
Jack: "I'ma do a dust-by!" *BANG*
*Bob and Mark laugh*
Mark: It's bigger than I thought it was. It's a bit bulkier.
Jack: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! {Jack, why?}
Jack: How- how high?
Jack: I have to get to the same level!
Jack: Oh god. (Mark: GOOOO FUCK YOU!!!) THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK!
Jack: 🇮🇪FOR IRELAND!!🇮🇪
Bob: You're gonna die, fuckholes!
Jack: Oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT!
*everyone laughs*
Mark: I WIN!!
Mark: I WIIIIN!
Jack: That was AWESOME!
Jack: AGAIN! AGAIN!
Jack: I don't like you guys anymore!
Jack: OH YOU'RE IN!
Jack: OH NOOO!
Mark: OH SHIT!
Jack: LEMME IN!
*Mark and Jack scream* Jack: OHHHHH LET ME OUT
*everyone laughs*
Jack: AHHHH I'M ON FIRE!
Jack: AAAAGHHH
Mark: Aghhhh... sh- (Bob: alright. Everyone shoot at Mark!)
Wade: It won't let me on! OH! OH GOD! OH NO!
*Bob and Jack laugh*
Mark: Run, Wade, run! Run, Wade, run!
Jack: That's not gonna work!
Mark: Ohhh you better run, Wade!
*Jack laughs* Jack: Mark with his arms in the air!
*Mark, Jack, and Bob laugh*
Jack: That was the best.
Mark: I think you might've gotten away! Oh I think you might've gotten away, Wade! You're gonna be fine!
Jack: Wade's still running around?! (Mark: Oh you're fine, Wade!)
Wade: OHOH GOD! (Jack: OH OH That's nasty!)
Jack: I'ma meet you guys at the top!
Jack: YOU GUYS GONNA DIE!
Mark (Or Wade?): WOOOOO!!!
Jack: TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
Mark: Woooo!!! (Jack: Hey, dudes!)
Jack: How you guys doing?
Jack: Oh god I'm gonna die!
Jack: FUCK!
Mark: WOOO!!!
*Mark laughs* Mark: Oh, Jack.
Jack: The cops are shooting me!
Mark: SHOOT US!
Mark: SHOOT ME!
Mark: HIT ME
Mark: HIT ME (Wade: NICE SHOOTIN', JACK!)
Mark: HIT ME (Jack: AW FUCK)
Mark: HIT ME
Jack: FUCK!
*Wade laughs* Mark: Aww too bad.
Jack: OOWOWOWLWOWLLWOWOLWOWLWWO
Bob: Holy shit the police are murdering mEeEe!
Jack: That's what they do!
Wade: OH my god!
Bob: I like... nudged the police boat and they were all like: "KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW!"
Jack: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! DOWN ON THE GROUND!
*Mark and Bob laugh*
Bob: Get to dah choppah!
*Jack laughs*
Jack: Nailed it, Bob. Fucking nailed it.
Jack: DUDE! I think I have a cooler jet! I think I bought a cooler jet!
Mark: Did you? What? (Jack: Last time.) Bob: How did you buy a jet?
Jack: There's a jet that has like no weapons on it, but it's super fast.
Jack: YEEEAH! Jet! Jet! Jet! Jet!
Wade: Oh god I didn't want to go to selfie mode.
Jack: I can show you guys what it looks like!
Wade: HoW'rE yOu?
Mark: Alright, I'm out.
Mark: I'm good, Wade. Hey.
Bob: Oh my god, hey Jack, Hey.
Jack: Hey!
Bob and Mark: Woah!
Jack: See? It's super nimble!
Jack: Whee!
Jack: It has- It has
Jack: It has no weapons though so I can't attack you guys.
Jack: So that's boring.
Jack: All I hear is: DADADADADADA
*Wade and Mark laugh*
Mark: Is this how you have sex? *Mark screams*
(Bob: I already got a helicopter-) Jack: WOOOOOO!!!!
*Jack and Bob burst out laughing*
Bob: I didn't even die!
Jack: What was that?!
Bob: I took no damage from that!
*Mark laughs* Bob: HOW THE FUCK?!
Jack: Did you just smash into him?
Jack: WOOOOOO!!!
*everyone laughs*
Wade: You took us all out?!
Jack: THAT'S HOW I HUG! *laughs*
Jack: Are you trying to get to my jet?
Bob: NO! Definitely not! Why would I do that?
Bob: That would be really rude!
Jack: Fuck you.
Mark: AAAAAGHHH (Jack: OHHH I FELL OFF THE BUILDING!)
Jack: Ow! Ohh.
Jack: Are you guys trying to steal my fucking jet?!
Jack: NO!
Mark: OH WHY?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Jack: Ye sons of bitches... NOBODY'S TAKING MY JET. IT'S MINE!
*Bob and Mark laugh*
Jack: OH FUCK!
Mark: I wasn't doing anything! I was doin nothin.
Jack: I fell off the building and died. Okay. Whoever gets to it first wins.
Mark: Bob's just smarter than all of us.
Jack: Yeah that's true. {HERE COMES BOB!}
Jack: AGH!
*Bob laughs*
Jack: FUUUUCK YOU, BOB!
*Bob and Mark laugh*
Bob: AND THAT IS FOR TAKING MY JET FROM ME EARLER, YOU FUCKING DICK.
Jack: Okay yeah fair enough.
Mark: Oh hey, hey Bob! BAAAAHHHB!
Wade: Woah!
*Bob and Mark laugh*
Jack: Does that mean Mark gets the jet?
Jack: Nope all I see is fucking helicopter rotors on the map.
Mark: Oh god dammit! I don't have a gun to kill Wade!
Jack: Oh hey, Bob!
Jack: Okay. Done!
Jack: FuUUUCK!
Jack: OHHH OHHHHH OOHHHH OOOHHHHHH OOHH I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!
Mark: Need a ride, anyone? {Mark is also such a good samaritan.}
Mark: I don't know where you- oh! Does it spawn in the same place?
Bob: WOaaah!
Jack: Yep! (Bob: DICK)
Mark: Oh I was there when you guys were trying to be all douchey
Wade: OHHH GAWD
Mark: Why did I move?!
Jack: Fuck. You guys.
*Wade and Jack laugh*
Mark: I-I didn't do anything. I wanna be very clear. I didn't do anything.
Jack: *coughs* I got a "Headbanger Award!"
Jack: And so it was, Jack flew away and everyone else sucked.
{Oh poor Mark}