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Woah, woah, woah, woah,
You can't just start the video like that again. You did it in the Paris video and now you're doing it again
Shut up
Ok so this the L.A. routine
Jo and I live in Los Angeles.
For now.
And we've lived here for three years, although since this is a travel channel we are never really here.
So today I'm gonna show you where I tend to spend the most of my time
um, I say "me" because Jo can spend the entire day in her apartment
Here's where I'm taking you-
A coffee shop that I edit most of my videos in,
the grocery store,
maybe the gym if I feel like it,
probably some park
And then most importantly.... the CLUB
Ok, let's go
Misako, you can at least get the cold brew so you'll have at least one joke in this video
Cold brew has me hype but this macha will have me hype too
So I was originally gonna go to like a more scenic coffee shop like Verve but then I realized you were coming so I thought...
He loves.. the jokes
Okay, those coffee shops have one outlet and it's behind the counter so you can't even charge your stuff
[Damon laughing]
And the drinks are $37
Damon: I'm really mad that you already have a plan to ditch me. I told you to keep your Saturday free
Misako: You still need to go to the gym.
Damon: Wait can you- Woah. First off-
Like I know it's a risk that I'm wearing a tank top in the video already I'm showin' off these shoulders
[hip-hop music]
What I would do to like have grown up... like be 20, like be - put my back into it,
24 year old in like 1998 or 2002
You were, aren't you like 36 now?
Aren't you about to hit that car in front of you?
K, cool
[Damon laughing] Misako: Keep going...keep going...keep going
Damon: all the way to a hill
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Misako: and when I say "bitches", I mean one bitch
And it's you.
[Damon laughing]
Misako: if I hit her car, you get it on camera and I'll be viral
Damon: Oh, she looks cool
Okay, hello I'm right here
Damon: This is where the magic happens
If you wanna know where I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner
in Los Angeles and in the whole United States
Whole Foods, baby
Look
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Damon: I want some of this!
Can you just throw me some?
How many different types of leaves did you get this time, Misako?
Damon: If I got chocolate soymilk would you share it with me?
Cool.
Just fill it up and then you get to the register and they're like, "100 dollars", and you're like...
You're like, "Great"
Damon: $9.34, that's my guess
Damon: Get your-
You wanna pay me 30 cents for that grain of rice on your fork?
Hey, Sako, you want to show them your drivers' license, the best picture you've ever taken??
And we were at the DMV for 9 hours,
Damon looks like a goddamn Abercrombie model and I look like...
No I do not!!
I look like I was hit by ten bolts of lightning
Not just one.
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Guess what this book is about?
France.
Yup
Damon: What is true for academ- okay wait
Alright!
Academicians? I've never seen that before
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I just want you guys to know that Damon said that joke off-camera - - Woah woah woah woah
What was- did you just say my name's Jo?
I said "I want you guys to know that Damon said that joke off-camera and he's-"
Cause it was too good I had to get it on-
Okay, sorry no one's filming me when I got the jokes
Okay?
Ready?
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Okay, I'ma see you after dance class but I need to know
who's wearing the camo pants tonight?
When you wear your camo pants and like, if I'm wearing that black leather skirt, it's game over
[Damon laughing] There's not one good decision that will be made
Should I do it?
Do I do it??
[Damon laughing] She would
Next stop, Lamill
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Hey Sako
Okay should we start?
Do you wanna start?
Okay so I went to the grocery store, yeah I got a few things
Just kidding 'cause nobody's here 'cause no one can ever be on time except D.D.D.
Y'all ain't on time but I am
Cheers YouTube
Clearly I didn't make it to the gym again
but what's another day not going to the gym?
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Ready to go to sleep
I'm here!!
He said [?]
Yeah he did...he sure did
Misako: No Sergeant I didn't mean to...
[laughter] Let's go, come on
I already drank half a bottle by the way
I'm about to walk in the club like this
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Wow can we turn to this though?
[laughter]
Damon: I got a little hungry
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I'm just a little scared cause at the reserve they say no baggy pants
They don't want your ass hanging out
Damon: Well... I was planning on that
No, I just- I can really like get down with old R&B
Well we're gonna get you down...
town
Los Angeles [laughter]
Damon: Who are you still texting I'm mad that you're here with ME Misako: Okay I'll stop
You're right
Damon: Like I still see that glow on your face though
Close the phone!
Yeah yeah
Hi everybody
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Okay, that's typically how the L.A. routine goes
Make sure to subscribe to our channel
Bisous
See you in the next video
Lookin' like a fool
What's it feel like to look like a fool I've never done it before, you must know
I don't know, you tell me
You know what's nice?
What sarcastic ass stuff are you gonna say?
That L.A. is one of those places that you don't need to, like, rush to get outside to enjoy the beautiful day
Oh
Like you don't have to feel bad if you're missing a good day cause tomorrow will be a good day too
So before you start talking on MY camera about sarcastic comments...
Misako: Well I worked as a brand manager for another [?]
Damon: You're gonna have to speak up cause they can't hear you
Misako: I know like is my mic wrong?
Um...
Damon: I'm sweating already
You know how most people move to LA for the weather?
Misako: Yes
...I didn't.
That's a...
Damon: Those are my nieces
You're lying
Damon: I know
Can you please do it?
Scream
[screaming]
[laughter]
and that's why Jo's not with us
Jo doesn't like my little squeal