>> James: AT WAS A GOOD ONE!
"STAGE FRIGHT" IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW OBSERVE NETFLIX!
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST SPECIAL.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, THE REVIEWS HAVE BEEN GREAT AND
YOU'RE ALSO ON A BOOK TOUR FOR THE MOMENT FOR YOUR BOOK.
HOW'S THAT TOUR GOING?
>> IT'S BEEN WONDERFUL.
THE BOOK'S CALLED "LITTLE WEIRD," YOU CAN BUY IT RIGHT
NOW, I KNOW YOU WILL LIKE IT.
I WILL SAY, YESTERDAY, I GOT ON TO THE AIRPLANE AND I DID HAVE
WITH ME -- THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVE -- MY SRIIAN SAY AND I BOTH
HAD A BON ME SANDWICHISH, WHICH IS A VIETNAMESE SANDWICH THAT IS
GOOD BUT SMELLS LIKE STRONGLY FER MINTED RADISHES.
WE GOT ON TO THE AIRPLANE AND THERE WAS A LOVELY ELDERLY MAN
IN THE AISLE SEAT, FIANCEÉ WAS I THE MIDDLE, I WAS HERE.
MY FIANCEÉ SAYS TO THE MAN, SIR, WE'RE GOING TO OPEN THESE
SANDWICHES NOW AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE STINKY.
AND THIS ANGELIC MAN IS, LIKE, OKAY, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
SO WE STARTED TO EAT THE SANDWICHES, EVERYTHING SEEMS
FINE, AT WHICH POINT MY FIANCEÉ GOES LIKE THIS, HE'S LIKE --
WHAT IS IT?
IS HE UPSET ABOUT THE SANDWICHES?
I LOOKED OVER AND THE MAN HAD HIS LAPTOP OPEN AND HE WAS
WRITING HARD CORE EROTICA.
I LOOKED OVER AND I STROKED MY -- YOU GS NOW KNOW HOW IT
IS -- UNDER THE DESK AS MY SECTOR WIN IN AND I WENT!
THE ENTIRE SANDWICH WENT INTO MY BODY AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
( LAUGHTER ) OTHER THAN THAT, THE TOUR IS
WONDERFUL.
IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED.
THEY WERE DOING IT.
>> James: DO YOU THINK HE THOUGHT, WELL, THEY'RE EATING
SANDWICHES -- >> YEAH.
>> James: THERE'S NO REASON WHY I CAN'T JUST WRITE HARD CORE
EROTICA.
>> YEAH!
HE'S, LIKE, YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN BE GROSS?
I'M GOING TO BE NASTY, FILTHY NASTY.
( APAUSE ) >> James: YOU ATTENDED THE
ACADEMY AWARDS LAURIE, FOR YOUR BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE IN LADY
BIRD.
YOU ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT.
>> I WAS IN NEW YORK, WAS DOING A PLAY.
I FLEW IN, SAT ON THE TARMAC FOR WAY TOO LONG, THAT WAS SCARY,
RSHED TO THE HEL AND DID HAIR AND MAKEUP.
I RUSHED TO THE PLACE.
I HAD THE FEELING I WOULD BE RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE IN A FLOP
SWEAT DRAGGING MY CARRY ON, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THE
SUPPORTING ACTRESS CATEGORY IS UP EARLY WHICH IS ALWAYS GREAT
FOR ME BECAUSE I LIKE TO DO THE CATEGORY, GET BACK TO THE HOTEL,
CHANGE INTO THE PAJAMAS, OPEN WINE, EAT PIZZA AND WATCH THE
REST OF THE SHOW.
>> James: IS THAT WHAT YOU DID THIS YEAR?
( APPLAUSE ) WHAT A BOSS MOVE!
I LOVE THAT.
WE SHOULD LEAVE NOW, GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL, GET INTO OUR PAJAMAS
AND JUST WATCH THE REST OF THE SHOW.
>> YEAH.
>> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUEST
THIS IS EVENING?
>> Reggie: OUI OUI, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO ALL OUR
GUESTONS THE COUCH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Reggie: IF YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT STEWS, I HAVE BEEN INTO
STEWS, WHAT KIND OF STEW WOULD YOU PREFER IF IT WERE A COLD
WINTER'S EVENING AND YOU WERE IN A NORTHERN REGION?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF THIS QUALIFIES AS A STEW BUT PASOLE?
>> James: YEAH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT WAS THE MOST PASSIONATE
RESPONSE THE WOMAN HAS GIVEN IN HER LIFE.
SHE SAID PASOLE AND SHE SAID, YEAH!
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!
JENNY, PASOLE?
>> I'M A RUGGED NEW ENGLANDER SO I PREFER A COD WITH A FISH-BASED
STEW, CREAM BASED.
>> Reggie: THOSE ARE DELICIOUSLY CORRECT.
>> James: OUR WONDERFUL GUESTS