["Without Me" by Eminem plays] --Oh!
Guys I'm so not cool I literally had to look up, what this song was called, but
we are are back! We're back. This is episode 9 of too grool for school.
What's gonna happen on this vlog?
um what's in happen is we're doing like a
throwback vlog day, because a lot of people have been like what happened to
this thing from DC? What happened to this thing that we heard was in the lab? Guys,
shows take on so many different permutations before we a freeze them
for Broadway. And our writers wrote some incredible stuff that never saw the
Broadway light of day. But we all remember it still because we loved it so
much. so you're just gonna see little sneak
peeks of some of our favorite things that were cut you're also going to see
an entire monologue from Ashley Park using one word, which is an ode to her
lover in the show, Jason. And a Becca Peterson and Sara Villanueva
going on
for Regina and Gretchen Wieners, respectively. It was a crazy week. So yeah so
we had those two Mean Girls principal debuts and yeah I hope you guys enjoy
seeing little peeks of some of the things that we love and cherish from our
shows history. That's all I gotta say about this vlog.
Enjoy it. And with that oh oh
Do you have anything that you want to share that you know
isn't in this final version?
--I mean, so back in the day, I used to be what they
call the Kaltene man, and every time Cady mentioned a Kalteen bar I used
to come out and do a little jingle with my girls
but they cut. --Would you mind sharing it with us?
--Five six seven eight, da-na-na-na-na
Kaltene!
Kaltene bah! Don't tell your mom.
--Cheech is there anything in the show that was cut that you love?
--There was a line in my sides that I really enjoyed, and it was after you
can't join mathletes and social suicide, I turned to Gretchen and I went oh I beg
to differ brown eyes, and I look forward to making you my second wife once my
startup takes off.
--Oh!
--That's happening you're on camera. Well Rick you start thinking
about the stuff that was cut from DC or cut from the show in general that you
miss, because we're gonna put that on tape
--The duet between Mr. Duvall and Ms. Norbury was a love scene. Right after that line about the Titanic.
--Oh yeah? Could you give us just a little taste how'd it go?
--I love you, Sharon. Let's spend our lives together!
and stay away from these children and hide in my
office.
And then she's like
I love you Mr. Duvall. Won't you
stay here with me forever?
I will wear your letterman sweater forever. And then they kiss.
--Was there anything from from from DC that you miss any of lines any songs?
--Did we do the verse in Revenge Party yet? No do you want to go sing it with Barrett?
--I feel like I have a good line that was cut that I miss.
--Oh my god that was really fun
Remember the scene we did a cross when you're like
I think she's just not that into know you're
like he's not what did you say?
--Wait let's film it. You be Janice --Okay
--And then I had to walk home and take a bus for two and a half hours.
--Oh, maybe
--Janice would say
--No I said something first. It's like well maybe he's just um
maybe he's just figuring it out
--Maybe he just doesn't like you.
--Why would you say that?! --No it's how can you
say that right?
--Where's Barrett?
--This is why this moment was cut.
--Let's do it again. You say maybe he's just not
that into you.
--Right -- Okay this was a scene after Aaron and Cady's
apartment, which is also a scene that was cut
And then I had to take the bus
home for two and a half hours. --Well maybe he's just processing it
--Maybe he's just not that into you
--How could you say that?
--Your father leave me out of it Jane! She had
a name. Oh, Jane. I still say it to her. --Can we see Cady's first boyfriend?
There he is. That's Katie's first boyfriend.
--This is
why we thought our daughter had a problem, so we thought Chicago would fix
that.
Do you think? --What is this form?
--Who's House
--All right.
--Five six seven eight.
one and two
three and four
and six
--Ayy!
--Jason? Jason! --A bit more neediness in it.
--Jason! Jason.... Jason!
Jason....Jason. -- Okay this is cut
from Revenge Party. We're trying to give Regina a beard. I say okay what if we
take my Rogaine, it's for my chest, you squeeze it into
her moisturizer, and then eight to ten days later, boom. Remember that?
--I do remember that.
--Christmas change. --Christmas time is here.
--Do you ever get to go to your dressing room?
-- Never. I don't go to my dressing room once during the show.
-- During intermission right? --Intermission
--She's a hard-working gal on Broadway folks.
--If she
knew. --if she knew
--She would blow a fuse
--She would kill you so hard. -- If I were you, I
would just reach juice --Not a word Karen
--K. --But I'll never
spill, so you just be brave. You could totally kill me, and I'll take it to my
grave because we're friends and so, she will never know. Uh-oh, uh-oh
--Taylor, you had some fun cut stuff. You had a whole a whole --Don't look at my boobs
--Don't look at my boobies. You had a whole jar of lines that Tina
gave you right? --Jar!
--Oh yeah, because when
I came into the cafeteria, right before you can't sit with us, there used
to be a joke. Do you guys remember?
--Oh yeah like
--It was not most embarrassing part of
that talent show, did you see that Damian kid sing Wrecking Ball or...
--Oh yeah, wasn't there one about So Much Better
--Yeah, So Much Better from Legally Blonde
--Argentina --And for our DC opening
, Tina gave me a jar of all the different
punchlines that we tried. Yeah.
--And now what do you say? Do you not say any of them? --No we
just cut it! [laughs]
--What was this guys? This is a cut verse
from Revenge Party. --From Revenge party.
--Here we go
--And I start like this. I'll bring the
glowsticks, --I'll bring balloons, and we'll have chocolate
ice cream cones --Whoa
That's the wrong notes.
--Start over --
--And cut!
--Cut, say cut.
-- Cut. --I'll bring the glowsticks
--I'll bring balloons and we'll have chocolate ice cream cones!
--Whoa whoa whoa. I'll be the DJ
spinning the tunes on a turntable made of her bones,
imagine we're sisters cos
sister have fun playing dress-up and Barbies and tag
--Sweetheart, when was the last party you were at
--And then we'll roll on the grass, and stare up at the sun and then we'll
stuff her remains in a bag, --And throw
it in the river! --A revenge party!
--I really miss that verse.
--So this is coach Carr, he's just not dressed right now. What are all
the versions of what we would be studying at North Shore this semester?
--So, it would always start with this fall we're going to be doing the state
required unit on abstinence. Now it is And then the spring we do condoms and
nutrition. It was also condoms and choking, and then it was also self esteem
and choking
And also there was a good one...Your body and rubbers. -- And now
what do we study at North for one more time? --Condoms the nutrition
--Absolutely
--Jason! Jason! Jason!
Jason...
--Five six seven eight
--I can be a fireman, a sexy fireman, or ringmaster of sexy circus
tent wapeeesh
I could be a senator, or sexy congressman, and grow up to be the first
sexy president. --Whoa!
--I can be what I wanna be and hot
--Jason!
--Do you have anything from from old versions of the show that you miss?
--
-- Oh from this show? --Yeah
--My song.
--Oh my gosh! Can you give us a little taste
of it?
A small snippet.
--How did it start? My dear Regina.. No that was a really old one
--I just birthed you
--But then we changed it to the last one Oh yes they betrayed
you cause that's what girls do.
I liked the end. --What was the end
--Call her and say, I love
you know like
but then someday you'll have your own girl, and suddenly you'll understand
--Another point of view.
--Was it your mother's point
of view?
--Oh, and suddenly you understand your mother's point of view
and maybe call her and say I'm in a billion different keys.
--I love that because you used to cry during it every night.
--It is so it was so beautiful. It was one of my mom's
favorite songs.
--Aww!
--So sweet.
--And it was you reading a letter?
--No, but then we changed it. It was
first reading a letter, and then we changed it, and I was just like confronting her. Yeah.
--What's happening today?
--Dee dee dee dee
--Regina! Regina! Regina!
--
--I was so excited! --Look at you!
Erika's fully ready for the show, and I
--Nowhere close!
--Okay we're going to run some lines.
-- I hear
there's a new Gretchen Wieners in town
--Hello! --Hey! You ready baby?
--Yeah baby! --You excited?
I'm not gonna keep this camera in
your face too long cause I know you gotta get ready.
We're so pumped! What a week.
What a week. --Lots of glitter
--Which costume are you most excited to wear? -- Oh...
whose house. --Oh! The denim pantsuit
--Who's house is like...
--In height order, too
--It's a Gretchen Wieners debut!
--All right now it's places
--This was what Aaron Samuels and I sang after
after Oh after I told him Regina cheated on him. How did it...
You can't, you can't ask that. So, he would
--Uh uh uh
stupid with love --Aaron
--And now I get it. Thank you for your honesty. Sometimes
people get stupid with love.
Stupid with love.
Like me.
--Cut!
--Hey everybody! Thanks for watching episode 9, our sneak attack episode that
we weren't supposed but we did! I don't know if there'll be another one.
I gotta go meet some people at the stage door, but thanks for watching. As always,
thanks for supporting the show. We love you. That's all. Cheech get to the stage my
god Cheech is just a wreck.
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