How much does it cost to eat like a celebrity?
Let's talk about that.
Good Mythical Morning.
You know him from his time on SNL.
And he's now the host of a new game show on Fox,
The Quiz with Balls.
It's Jay Pharoah
There we go.
Yes.
That's a double Caucasian handshake.
I just did.
That's right.
Double Caucasian.
That's dope, man.
Did you just make Caucasian a verb?
Yes, I did.
It's what you do.
I didn't know,
but I've been Caucasian-ing every day at work.
We are gonna eat some food.
Are you hungry?
I'm very hungry.
And these are gonna be your favorite dishes at different price points.
Oh, man.
So, we get to decide
how expensive each of our tastes are
when it comes to your favorite food.
So it's like me at different points in my life?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I guess so.
And
our crew has also done a little bit more research.
You told them that you love
Old Bay seasoning?
Yes, baby.
I am from
the DMV,
which stands for
Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia.
So
we do a lot of seasoning to our food.
So, one of our favorite.
Yeah.
We have a special gift for you.
It's got a bow.
Yes, it does.
Oh, snap.
That's our gift for you.
Man.
But here's the thing, Jay.
So,
if you want to add any of this to your food today,
you can't, because this is Naked Foods.
You can take this home with you.
But this is Naked Foods.
The whole idea is to evaluate food without any extra seasoning,
without any extra plating.
Don't tease me now.
Come on.
Put it away.
He can't stop looking at it.
All right, let's do this.
It's time for
Naked Foods.
Naked Jay Pharoah Edition.
Naked.
You know,
telling a black person they can't season something is crazy.
Okay.
Oh, all right.
Okay.
No.
Don't let me be the one.
I mean, I'm just saying.
It's right here.
It's torture, man.
I can't.
Okay, men with balls.
Today you'll be tasting some of Jay's favorite dishes at low,
mid, high,
and fancy price levels.
Each round,
you'll all pick your favorite in the lineup based on the food alone,
and we'll see if the cost of these dishes actually aligns with the taste.
Up first.
These
are baked wings.
These are baked wings.
Yes, they are.
These are definitely baked.
So
grab one.
Why baked?
You know, there's all the different types of wings.
Start with.
Start right here, okay.
But we'll go down together.
I choose baked wings because I was an overweight kid with a big culo,
and
that caused a lot of attention, you know,
especially
from the dirty old men in the neighborhood.
So
what I did to advocate against that is I said,
I'm gonna lose a lot of weight.
So what happened,
I lost seventy-five pounds in three and a half months.
I went from two fifty to one seventy-five.
Just with baked wings alone?
On baked wings.
Yeah.
No more looking at my booty, Mister George.
This is a good
baked wing.
This is solid.
This is really good.
That's solid.
What is this, oregano?
What is this?
Well, it's.
There is a seasoning on it.
It's a good seasoning, and they've got a little crispiness to it.
I've moved on to the second plate.
Unlike the second wing, which is.
You're still eating the first one.
This second one is hurting a little bit.
You can't disrespect the wings.
Come on, now.
You gotta finish it.
I'm not one of those people that eats the gristle,
but I eat enough where it's not disrespectful.
Well, I'll eat the rest of this later.
All right, I'll go with this one.
Don't get your hopes up.
Okay.
It's not as bad as it looks,
but it's not nearly as good as the fresh one,
according to me.
Well, wait a minute now.
You like it?
I think you all.
There was some seasoning.
You ain't grabbed from that.
It has a little.
It's got some kick to it.
Okay.
What would Shaq say, though?
This one got a kick to it.
I just love this wing.
It's a good one.
It's a very, very, very
good wing.
You did a good job picking these wings.
Very good
seasoning.
It's almost like I got two of them.
It's not better than the first one.
That one's all right.
I'm gonna move on to this third one, which is a
unseparated.
Yeah, this is full wing.
It's a.
It's a darker wing.
This is definitely.
This wing is definitely for the culture, as we like to say.
If you didn't know, that was a black reference,
you know, but.
So, if a food is darker,
It's more for the culture?
If it's more seasoned.
Okay, well, that's fair.
Who can see what they're doing here?
And this is definitely more seasoned.
More seasoned, for sure.
This is a good one too.
This is super solid.
I like it.
I'm just.
I'm, like, taste testing the wings.
Yeah, you are.
You gotta.
You gotta think about it.
We got one more.
All right.
So, this one, guys, help yourself.
Okay.
Oh, this has got that.
They've been giving the chicken something kind of vibe,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And the question is.
Hormones.
Is Jay-Z more of a
flat
guy
or is he more of a drumette guy?
You know?
Well,
you know, usually.
you know,
I would go for
a, you know,
a flat, but,
you know, it's basically whatever Beyoncé says.
So, you know,
like, you know,
if she wants the flats that day, I'll just eat the drums.
You know,
you gotta learn how to play the tambourine.
That's what Chris Rock said, you know?
So, you know,
the person in the front, you know,
got the guitar and they singing.
And I got the tambourine.
Chris Rock said that.
Yeah.
And I wonder
how he said it.
Oh, man.
Man, sometimes you gotta play tambourine.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Man, I haven't even bitten the wing.
I know, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to play you, like,
a jukebox over here.
I'm gonna let you eat, but
I just had to get a few of my favorites
in there, pretty quickly.
This is a little spicy,
but it's the one that comes in the bag at the grocery store.
Yeah.
This one tastes like this one definitely Food Lion brand.
Or maybe a Farm Fresh
or maybe a Sprouts, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking maybe Tyson.
Right.
Are we ready to vote on our favorites?
I think we know.
I think we know where it's gonna go, baby.
All right, so.
I know what my favorite is.
There's your flag.
I'm gonna give you a three, two, one.
I got some.
Can I have a napkin, please?
Yeah, you can have a napkin.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Wet wipe.
Y'all got it all?
Yeah, we're trying.
All right.
Three, two, one.
I'm coming in.
Oh, you're going in the wing.
Oh, sorry.
In the wing.
Yeah, that one's good.
I don't know.
I like the first one the best.
Okay.
So, Jay and Rhett agree.
You've both chosen the high price point, which is Wildbird for fifteen dollars.
And Link,
you have chosen our
fancy option from Fat Tomato Pizza for
eighteen dollars.
We're switching up the fancy pants dance like we always do.
And this time, to be thematic,
I would like you to do the Fancy Balls Waltz.
Oh, the balls waltz.
I get it.
You just hit me with your ball.
Okay.
How big are the balls your show?
About as big as you.
There's six, seven balls.
I can't believe I got the.
I got the fancy one.
I'm more of a cheapo kind of guy.
You picked this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I kind of.
I felt like these.
These had more integrity, you understand?
Like the integrity of the wing wasn't questioned there.
They tell exactly what, this a burnt,
it's a cooked bird.
You can see that, right?
No mistaking it.
Well,
and you all thought that the last one was our grocery option.
It's not, actually.
That's our mid option from Lucifers for nine fifty.
The second one in was our grocery
option, Foster Farms for four ninety-nine.
You liked it.
You almost voted for the grocery.
I liked it.
The grocery was good.
Like, it took me back.
It took me back to my fat boy days
when I get about sixteen of them joints for eight ninety-nine.
Y'all remember how it was back in the day.
Chicken is so expensive now.
Why does it cost so much?
There's so many of them.
This
is pork fried rice.
Hey, let's go.
Let's do it.
How often are you going for pork fried rice in your life?
Every six months, probably.
Oh, that's all?
Yeah.
Okay, but.
Wow, biannual.
Biannual, sir.
Twice a year.
Let's go.
Special occasion?
On fat days.
Okay, so this is like a cheat meal for you.
Cheat meal, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Well, how do you.
What do you think of the first one?
It's pretty good.
I like that one.
I like it.
Number two.
Not as good.
Better?
No.
This is not good.
This is not great.
No, not at all.
This one over here looks moist.
I'm kind of intimidated by the size of your spoon there.
Are we doing it?
Yeah, sorry.
Please.
I know
it's weird to do
the spoon eating.
Get that little bit.
You can tell this is the most.
This has gold dust in it.
You don't see it?
Yeah.
Okay.
You think this is the most expensive?
Does it taste that way?
That's better.
Better than that one, but not better than that.
Yeah.
See,
see.
You can get too fancy.
Iron man and Thor, we know it.
Right, we're on the same page.
And this one.
That's right.
I'm reaching.
Yeah.
it might be this one.
This one might be the
expensive, intensive one.
Smoky.
That's super smoky.
That's so good.
Some, what have they done to the pork?
Extra pork.
All right.
This one's still very good, though.
I know what my favorite is.
I don't.
I don't need a retaste or anything.
Okay.
I know what I'm doing.
Oh, thank you.
Three, two, one.
Love it.
We all love this one.
This one's special.
It was just so much better.
This one was trying really hard.
That's the expensive one.
This one effortlessly tasted great.
That's the expensive one.
That's the one that's made.
That's the one you get from the street.
That's the street.
That's the street stuff right there.
You know what I'm saying?
So you go up to a nice Harlem, Harlem,
Harlem neighborhood, and that's,
that's the type they serve right there.
I can tell.
Did y'all get this from Harlem?
Did you get it from Harlem?
You have
chosen
our fancy option from Tao for twenty-five dollars.
And it's a good thing we have three of those big balls.
Oh, yeah.
It's a three way dance.
Okay.
Can three men juggle?
Can three men juggle
with three balls?
Oh, let's see.
Let's see.
Hold on.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, they can.
Three men can juggle.
And we didn't knock.
We didn't knock
over.
No, we didn't.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's one.
That's not a curse word, they say it on Family Guy.
I work there, too.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Starting from Rhett's side.
The other
ones were our mid option from
Sing Woo Kitchen for ten ninety-nine,
our high option from Full Moon House for thirteen ninety-five.
Terrible.
And our grocery low option InnovAsian for three forty.
I'm not trying to make this about balls, but,
I mean, why not?
Because of your show and because of what we just did.
But when I sat back down, one of mine just.
You know how sometimes it'll go up real high?
Oh, yeah.
It slips in and that.
You just got the.
You got the skin left.
That just happened to me.
It's like, in there.
You gotta, like, sift around.
There are some things you keep to yourself.
Yeah.
It's somewhere up here right now.
It is?
I need to.
Okay, now we're good.
Sorry.
The trick is you have to flick both your nipples,
and that's when it just drops back.
Drops back down.
The reset button, they call it.
Yeah.
Hey, yo, yo, you know who.
You know who told me this one thing?
Listen,
it's this condition.
It's called BC, standing for ball collapse.
Charlie Murphy told, he's like,
yo, man,
you never had ball collapse, man?
He's like, yo, man.
When all of it comes out,
and then it's nothing but air and your nerves touch each other.
Ball collapse.
This is meat lover's pizza.
I think I impersonated her perfectly.
You did.
I had a meat lovers phase.
Really?
But it, I went out of.
Is that a euphemism or is that?
My meat lovers phase.
I don't like to talk about it.
What do you think this falls?
You can tell us.
This tastes like it's been frozen and heated back up.
One hundred percent.
This is a frozen pizza.
I don't think it's delivery, you know what I'm saying?
That might be DiGiorno?
Right.
That's got that DiGiorno
vibe to it.
There's a taste.
When you.
When something's frozen.
When the pizza is frozen, you can always taste it in the crust.
The crust will have like a little.
It's still good, but it's still.
It never lets go of that.
Never.
But it's not bad.
It's not bad.
It could be fancy.
This could be one of those places that does the small,
like, individual,
like, wood fire thing,
you know?
Please, fellas.
Yeah.
Can I?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Please.
Go ahead, man.
What?
Oh, yeah, me?
Yeah, me.
This?
Okay, sure.
This one.
Look at that
little.
That's pretty tasty.
A huge
piece of bacon.
I wonder what the former president
would think about this.
Former president's in euphoria right now.
Okay, hold on.
Well,
which one?
You mean the other one?
Okay, sorry.
Any former president.
Okay.
Sorry.
Polk.
Absolutely.
Absolutely phenomenal piece of pizza.
It's the best ever created.
They probably made it.
It probably was made in a factory warehouse by some illegals.
It probably was.
Absolutely phenomenal.
Fantastic.
The pepperoni.
Oh, the pepperoni.
He is a lot more fun to do than Obama, I gotta tell you that.
Take one of these.
Oh, yeah, let's do it, please.
What do you think of this one,
Mister Trump?
It's thin.
It's long.
It's very thin.
Very long...
It's a pizza's pizza.
The people, they would absolutely love this.
Especially
a late night.
A late night piece of pizza like this.
Oh, my God.
That's really.
You get burned?
No, I just don't wanna.
Sorry, I don't wanna mess up my suit.
Yeah, you don't.
That's pretty good, but yeah,
let's just like buy the slice kind of
deal.
All right.
I think I know my favorite one.
We haven't tasted the fourth one.
I know, but
already
I know what this is.
It's Pizza Hut, son.
Exactly.
This has got fast food pizza.
It's Pizza Hut right here.
Flavor.
What is this long
meat right here, though?
That's
what the Canadians have ruined.
Oh, okay.
Canadian bacon
is really ham.
They screwed it up.
How can you screw up bacon, Canadians?
How do you do?
I'm so disappointed, Drake.
We got to,
we probably got a crack down on that border,
Mister Trump.
Absolutely.
You see,
if you people would put me in the position,
you wouldn't have to worry about this type of pizza.
All right, I got a strong preference here.
Three, two, one.
You guys, it's too fancy.
You love the Pizza Hut one.
Yeah, you just got.
I just gotta, you know.
No, this is special.
This is like that wood fire
Neapolitan.
It came and made love to my tongue.
Like, you know,
it just got in there and it just.
It just
said, hey, take them off.
And I was like, all right, all right.
No fighting.
You guys are right.
The last one,
the one Link picked is our mid price point option,
Pizza Hut for eighteen fifty-nine.
You both picked our high price point option from La Bella
for twenty-five dollars.
The first one was our low price point frozen option,
Red Baron for eleven ninety-nine.
Oh, Red Baron.
And the third one in is our fancy option from Prime Pizza for thirty-nine dollars.
The fancy one was good, but.
Yeah, this one was special.
So, you like this one so much,
it could bring out the Will Smith in you?
Yeah, man.
Like,
you know, like,
it's that type of piece of slice
where,
you know, it makes you want to smack somebody.
You know, like,
I mean, like,
you know how they say, like,
it's so good, it makes you want to smack your mom?
Well, that's so good,
it makes me want to smack Chris Rock again.
Shout out to Chris, I love you.
I love you.
All right,
be sure to check out Jay hosting The Quiz with
Balls.
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Now, Jay,
you say you know what time it is.
Hey.
You know what time it is.
I said that like TI.
You could.
Okay.
Hey, look, pimp.
You know what time it is, pimp.
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