(police sirens wailing)
- Is that the same car, dude?
(suspenseful music)
- License and registration.
- Officer, I don't--
- License and registration.
- (mumbles) registration.
- You know how fast you were going?
- 60, 65.
- 63.
- Isn't the speed limit 65?
- Yeah, it is.
Where you boys headed?
- We're-- - Wisconsin, Dallas.
- Wisconsin, Dallas for a car show.
- Wisconsin, Dallas huh?
Almost made it.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- Now dude, you know I got pulled over
for the most ridiculous thing the other day.
I'm just out enjoying myself, I got the new
exhaust on the car, I'm just going out for a rip
and instantly, almost instantly I got the
cherries and berries in my rear view.
(upbeat music) (car engine rumbling)
Oh no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
- Hi there. - Hello.
- Is that a Greddy?
- Yeah it is actually. - Just listening to it.
- Rev it up a little bit.
Yeah, yup.
Yup, way too (bleep) loud.
- Cops in Wisconsin may not like the sound of my car,
but at least we're not like those fools in California.
- Dude, you think that's bad?
The other day I was out minding my own business
and then wham, Five-0 in the rear view.
Oh (bleep). (police sirens wailing)
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can you even see out of this thing?
- No.
(bleep)
I'll admit it, I can't see (bleep) at night,
5% on the windshield may not have
been the best idea but I thought at least
a light bar would make up for it.
- Tint, huh?
That's some whack (bleep).
You're not gonna believe what the boys in blue got me for.
Oh man.
Oh, sh.
(car engine rumbling)
- Are you kidding me?
Between the decals and the banner,
can you even see out of this thing?
- No.
- Nobody can freaking see around here.
- These stickers are dangerous and inconvenient,
but I sure do love Fitment Industries.
- Yo, yo, yo you guys think that's bad?
I got pulled over for the dumbest (bleep) before.
- Yeah 10-four we're gonna be 10-76 there.
So, just got dispatch to robbery in progress,
here down at the local Walmart,
so we're gonna go that way, team up with a couple
officers make a tactical entry coming
from the back side probably is the sum of it.
Oh, and that can wait, this guy's got no front plate.
(police sirens wailing)
Out of the car, out of the car now.
Out, out, get out of the car.
Show me your hands, on the ground.
Get on the ground, face away from me.
On the ground. - What did I do?
I swear these are some of the biggest
reasons cops pull people over but there's no
way I could drive a stock car.
- Really, stickers, tint?
You guys sound like you're 16 years old.
Back when I got pulled over
it was 'cause I was jammin' out.
(bass filled music)
(police sirens wailing)
Oh my god,
are you serious?
This is bull (bleep).
Oh my god, he's short too.
- Turn that garbage off.
What are you even listening to?
- Excuse me? - What is that?
- Have you never heard of Lil Nas?
- [Officer] Doesn't matter, here you go.
- Definitely has a height problem.
Ever since I got a ticket for bumping that hard,
the song just was never the same.
(upbeat music)