>>> IT’S FRIDAY ON "THE BEAT." THAT MEANS IT’S TIME THE FALL
BACK
BACK I AM JOINED BY THE REAL
SUPERMAN, HIP HOP PRODUCER CLARK
KENT
KENT IT REACHED NUMBER TWO ON THE
BILLBOARD WITH MARIAH CAREY’S
LOVER BOY.
LOVER BOY. HE IS A SNEAKER HEAD, HAVING
DESIGNED SNEAKERS.
DESIGNED SNEAKERS. THAT’S NOT ALL
I HAVE THE "NEW YORK TIMES’"
BEST SELLING AUTHOR.
HIS LATEST NOVEL, LAKE SUCCESS
HAS BEEN OPTIONED BY HBO
DOUBLE THREAT!
DOUBLE THREAT! ALSO, WITH ME, FRIEND OF "THE
BEAT."
BEAT." SHE’S CONSIDERATE.
SHE’S CONSIDERATE. SHE INTERVIEWED JUSTIN TRUDEAU
WHICH WON HER AN AWARD
WHAT A GREAT FALL BACK WE HAVE
WOULD YOU CALL AT THIS TIME
MOTHER OF ALL FALLBACKS?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> WHAT’S THE FATHER
>> WHO IS THE FATHER
THAT’S A GOOD QUESTION
>> YOU’RE THE GOOD
QUESTION
QUESTION >> I DO TELL DAD JOKES
>> COOL DAD.
>> THAT’S PART OF THE WAY THERE.
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC, I LOVE THAT
YOU’RE HERE.
YOU’RE HERE. WHO NEEDS TO FALL BACK
>> LORI LOUGHLIN
THE NERVE OF HER TO THINK THAT
SHE SHOULD LET HER PRIVILEGE
HAVE HER SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS
OUTSIDE OF COURT
SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
HERSELF.
HERSELF. SHE SHOULD FALL ALL THE WAY
BACK.
BACK. >> IF YOU’RE GOING THERE TO FACE
CHARGES THAT YOU WERE HELPING
YOUR KIDS STEAL OTHER PEOPLE’S
SEATS IN COLLEGE, THAT SHOULDN’T
BE AN AUTOGRAPH APPEARANCE.
>> NOT AT ALL.
SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIDDEN
WALKING IN THERE, AND WALKING
OUT.
OUT. >> LIZ, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK FIRST OF ALL, IT’S ON
BECKY.
BECKY. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL GET
IT
IT WHEN YOU SAY HER NAME, I STILL
FORGET, LORI WHO, SO IT’S VERY
DISAPPOINTING AS A FORMER FAN OF
AUNT BECKY, IT’S BEEN A FALL
FROM GRACE FOR ME PERSONALLY.
>> WHO’S ON YOUR LIST.
>> JULIAN ASSANGE AND THAT WEIRD
NEW WHITE BEARD OF HIS.
>> AS A NOVELIST, WHAT DO YOU
SEE IN THE STORY HERE?
>> I DON’T KNOW.
PEOPLE THESE DAYS THINK IT’S
COOL TO WORK WITH INTELLIGENCE
BECAUSE YOU GET TO FIGHT WESTERN
DEMOCRACIES AND SLOWLY POISON
PEOPLE WITH BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS
AND THE PAY IS PRETTY GOOD BUT
IT’S NOT SUPER COOL.
WE GOT TO PUT AN END TO THIS
YOU’RE REALLY HELPING OUT THIS
FA
FA AUTHORITARIAN REGIME
AUTHORITARIAN REGIME >> I’M CONCERNED ABOUT THE WAY
THEY ARE PURSUING A PUBLISHER,
BUT WE WELCOME ALL VIEWS ON FALL
BACK, AND I DO AGREE WITH YOU
THAT THE BEARD IS SUSPECT.
WHO NEEDS TO FALL BACK
>> WHAT’S LIVING IN THERE.
>> WE DON’T KNOW.
>> PAUL RYAN NEEDS TO FALL BACK.
HE WAS VERY CRASS WHEN HE GAVE
UNSOLICITED ADVICE
UNSOLICITED ADVICE GIVING ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO BE A
GOOD POLITICIAN TO AOC IS SORT
OF LIKE D.J. KHALID TELLING
CARDI B. HOW TO BE A REALLY
GREAT RAPPER.
GREAT RAPPER. >> WOULD YOU SAY D.J. KHALID
MAKES THE BEST MUSIC
>> MY FALL BACK IS A BIG ONE
TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST EVER
SPACE PHOTOGRAPH OF A BLACK HOLE
THAT WE GOT THIS WEEK.
THIS INCREDIBLE THING THAT WE
HAVE ALWAYS HEARD ABOUT, NOW
YOU’RE SEEING IT LITERALLY FOR
THE FIRST TIME EVER.
THIS COULD BE THE TOP NEWS STORY
OF THE YEAR, AND I WANT THE
BLACK HOLE TO FALL BACK FOR
OBVIOUS REASONS.
OBVIOUS REASONS. IT’S 6 BILLION TIMES THE MASS OF
THE SUN AND IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE
TO IT, IT WILL DEVOUR YOUR
ENTIRE PLANET.
ENTIRE PLANET. I’M LIKE FALL BACK, BLACK HOLE,
YOU MAKE ME AWARE OF BOTH MY OWN
COSMIC INSIGNIFICANCE AND YOU’RE
SCARY AT A PLANETARY LEVEL.
>> I’M SCARED OF THIS THING TOO.
>> IS IT BEAUTIFUL IN A WAY?
>> IT IS BEAUTIFUL
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR
ENEMIES CLOSER, ISN’T THAT --
>> IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE TO A
BLACK HOLE, YOU ARE ALLEGEDLY
SWALLOWED.
SWALLOWED. THINK ABOUT THAT.
>> THE QUESTION IS WHEN YOU’RE
SWALLOWED, WHERE DO YOU GO
>> I THINK YOU DIE
>> YOU’RE RIGHT, THIS IS WHY
IT’S METAPHYSICAL.
IT’S METAPHYSICAL. I SUPPOSE WE DON’T KNOW BUT IT
IS THE DEPTH OF MATTER THAT
SWALLOWS ALL MATTER, SO I THINK
THAT INVOLVES DEATH.
>> YOU’LL DIE.
>> I’M NO SCIENTOLOGIST, BUT I
BELIEVE YOU’LL DIE.
>> YOU’RE NOT A SCIENTIST?
>> I’M SORRY
>> I THINK YOU’LL DIE ON THE WAY
THERE, IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER.
IT’S GOING TO TAKE SO LONG TO
GET THERE, YOU’LL DIE ON THE
WAY.
WAY. >> I WANT TO READ FROM ONE
DESCRIPTION WE FOUND IN THE
TIMES, THIS IMAGE OFFERS A
RINGING AFFIRMATION OF AN IDEA
SO DISTURBING THAT EINSTEIN FROM
WHOSE EQUATION THE KNOWLEDGE
OCCURRED WAS LOATHE TO ACCEPT
IT
IT IF TOO MUCH MATTER IS CRAMMED
INTO ONE PLACE, THE CUMULATIVE
FORCE OF GRAVITY BECOMES
OVERWHELMING AND THE PLACE
BECOMES AN ETERNAL TRAP.
>> IF EINSTEIN IS SCARED, I’M
SCARED.
SCARED. >> AND IF YOU’RE ABLE TO TAKE A
SELFIE RIGHT BEFORE YOU ENTER
THE BLACK HOLE, THEN IS IT WORTH
IT
IT IS THE SELFIE WORTH.
>> BUT THE SELFIE GOES WITH YOU
IN THE BLACK HOLE.
>> IF YOU’RE LIVE UPLOADING.